My dad: "'Cacoon' is the word for what a butterfly comes from, right?" Me: "Yes" My dad: "I'm going to the 'cacoon' place soon" ... he thinks about it for a bit longer and realizes the word he was looking for ... "I'm going to Cancun"

When people say, "You don't LOOK like ____" what I hear is, "I haven't seen varied examples of ____" "You don't LOOK like a 31-year-old" "You don't LOOK like a business owner" "You don't LOOK like a gun owner" Well, I am You have limited views of what people who look like me are supposed to be

Mamdani was so real for quoting Toni Morrison — that discrimination is a distraction AND we SHOULD be shocked when we see that BS We SHOULD be bothered instead of saying "That's just a fact of life" Don't let every comment and and slight take away from your mission — but also don't be numb to it

As much as I love the idea of "winning" internet arguments, I have to remind myself that I'm not paid enough to moderate social media comments. I expressed my views in good faith, and if someone wants to twist them into something else, I have my limits of engagement lol.

Okay, okay. I think I've figured out a way to salvage the second photo — blurred focus and all — and collage it for an art show

If you can accept that bi women aren't "just spicy straight" and bi men aren't "just gay," you can accept that switches are more than "just spicy subs." Come on, now

And yes, a Pillow Princess can be Dominant. Topping and bottoming are about who is doing the action. Dominance and submission are about who is calling the shots. A Dominant bottom (Pillow Princess) commands their submissive (Service Top) to please them just right. FOH with your reductive boxes

Munch attendee: "If you're switchy or Dominant, how did you build the confidence?" Me in my head: "I started getting paid to pro-Dom" Another attendee: "How did you find subs when you had little experience?" Me internally: "I assumed partners wanted to make Me happy and instructed accordingly"

Testing Motorbunny attachments today

Low-key flattered to have been asked, "Have you ever been married?" Like, oh, thank you! You think I sound seasoned enough to have been through all of that and divorced already!

I'm so hype for this "new" vintage bed at the local rope dungeon 🏰❣️

Coming around to understanding that therapy and personal development might make people like me LESS over time. But I become more okay with being disliked — especially by people who benefit from me having softer boundaries or believing I have less personal power.

Rewatching Turning Red (2022) hits different now that I see how my history of emotional repression — and my "I must be perfectly dignified or I'm a monster" thinking — has led to chronic physical pain. "Emotions are stored in the body" isn't some far-off woo-woo. It already started to affect me.

I like how when I Google images of someone famous, there's a section saying like, you also recently searched for these famous figures IN CASE U WANTED EASY ACCESS TO YOUR JACKOFF HISTORY

EVERY BODY IS A TESTOSTERONE-BASED BODY, considering healthy women have way more testosterone than estrogen, too. "Testosterone-based bodies" and "estrogen-based bodies" are often medically inaccurate word choices to replace the terms, "people with penises" and "people with vulvas."

I feel like EVERY night is an internal battle among horny, hangry, and tired, and I have to decide which need gets satisfied first

I wish more people would learn what projection actually is Sometimes we hate something bc it mirrors what we don't like about ourselves and haven't made peace Sometimes it's bc we integrated it and know how damaging it is Sometimes it's bc it’s harmful (or reminds us harm) & we would never do it

Me: Romantic attraction is when everything I do would be better with them there Friends: Ooh Me: And we build a shared bucket list to explore and create with each other specifically Friends: Oohhh Me: And I think about how I messed up with others and how to do better by them Friends: WOOOOHH 👏

GOT THE GUN RANGE GUY GAGGED Usually he's chatty but did not say a word to me when I walked in wearing this. He just stared (and has not said a word to me since) The silence was broken when his coworker said "uh-oh"

Whenever people discuss what they feel is an overindulgence in sex as a component in TV and movies, I feel the urge to scream: Do you bring this energy also for violence? Sex is an integral component to our existence. That instead violence is defended and glamorized is an indictment of our values.

Sex blogger life: "Fake cum recipe" and "Fake cry meme" are both on my work "could-do" list for today

To add insult to injury, supposed sex (or porn!) addicts don't do it more than the general population. And it's based very much on ignoring that reported distress with porn or sex correlates with sex negative beliefs.

Well-done romance novels can: - show how good communication is done (inside the bedroom and out) - immerse, invite you to ask yourself what you like about certain people - feel like a safe space to explore a character's interior struggles - give you examples of how a good partner can act

TIL there are ~700,000–950,000 people over 100 years old currently living as of 2025 That's ~5–6x as many people as Jehovah's witnesses believe will reign in heaven

Today I learned that what I bleed in one period day (or even half a period day) is more than most people bleed through a whole period (4–5 days average) That's definitely heavy, probably worth supplementing iron, but not acutely concerning yet Tl;dr no, 3-day periods don't make me God's favorite

REINTRODUCTION! I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old (🎂✨) sex toy reviewer who loves depth, literally and figuratively — deep penetration and deep reviews. My blog is almost at 500 posts — many of which are ADHD-ass mega-guides to my favorite toys in each category: supersmashcache.com TY for your support 🙏🙌✨

I'm what happens when someone's ADHD special interest happens to be sex toys.

I... Straight up think my body has turned eating well into an arousal cue Yeah, relaxed and rest and digest and all, but also, I used to masturbate right after breakfast Or I started associating Sunday brunch dates with my play partner and radiating the horn in public, idk

I'm still 🧐 ???? at the claim that assigned female bodies are soooo "complicated" Yeah, *IF* you're using the life-creating and 3D-printing feature, a lot needs to happen. But also, nobody calls assigned male bodies' heart problems, erectile dysfunction, and prostate swelling "complicated"

Girl math: The $1.95 hand cream (usually $8.95) was basically free Azn auntie math: Cost-per-ounce-wise, that's only good for gifting or sampling scents. Get a full-sized body butter on a $5.95 sale day and scoop it into repurposed travel jar Hot girl math: Use it for foot fetish content. Profit.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ when your venting evolves from intellectualizing and ruminating abstraction to "BITCH, FUUUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. OMG." (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ when your "FUUUCK YOOOUUU. What the fuck. What the fuck" turns into face-reddening cackling (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ CACKLING AND PURE SOMATIC RELEASE

If a man is drawn to me thinking Asian women are weak, submissive, easy to control, cater to men, etc., that's not on me. He's going to get the rude awakening whenever he gets it. (Maybe immediately.)

⚪ women say, "I look like I'm 35 because I am 35 and not 20, and that's okay." They're not wrong, AND ALSO... I say, "I look like whatever the fuck I look like, and it's okay that I don't age like a ⚪ person because I am not ⚪." I look like a 31-year-old me.

HOMIE DID I JUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BE ON TIME FOR *SOME* THINGS? IF I ARRIVE EARLY TO A DATE, I GET TO DRY HUMP HIM IN HIS CAR IF I ARRIVE LATE, HE'LL GO INTO THE CAFE. NO DRY HUMP TIL WE GET HOME (lol jk we'll dry hump when we leave the cafe anyway)

If you're a skincare shop and you start pushing GLP-1 weight loss meds, I don't want to buy from you If a patient comes in for lip filler and you suggest they get preventative Botox, ew If you see a woman in an oversized coat and tell her a corset you're selling will give her curves, IDFWU

I used to dislike Snapchat flashbacks to previous years because they make me cringe sometimes. But now I love them because they bring up photos and videos of my late dog 🌈🐾

A string of words I never imagined typing until this week: I can't un-touch myself to his strainer hat selfie. It's in the Akashic record now

Anti-lube rhetoric is so strange to me. Take your time and listen to your body. AND ALSO, my partner is well-endowed. AND ALSO, I love deep penetration, which both is easier to access when I'm already wet AND it gets me more wet. AND ALSO, condoms without lube suckkkkkk!!!

I still sometimes think about the time I saw a Spotify customized playlist and thought, "who's that singer? She's really hot" initially — Before registering that it was a picture of me with a color filter

I am old enough to understand why Ali Wong would look at an 18-year-old and think, "Fuck you. I don't even know you, but FUUUUCKKK YOU." (For context, I'm only younger by two years than she was at the time Baby Cobra was recorded.)

SCHEDULE FOODIE CALL DATES. ORDER EXTRA TO GIVE TO HOMELESS PEOPLE ON THE WAY HOME BUY DRY PLANT PROTEINS IN BULK TO GIVE AWAY SPOIL FRIENDS TIP THE MASSAGE THERAPIST WHO'S BATTLING HEALTH ISSUES EXTRA (GIRL U SHLDN'T HAVE TO WORK) BUY FROM KIDS SELLING CANDY DONATE BDAY MONEY TO PALESTINIANS

One reason I don't often sell my used panties is the irrational fear that someone will swab them to culture yogurt. I'm not sure where this concern came from

I am experiencing butterflies in my stomach for the first time??? I feel like I'm operating on a new nervous system with a broader spectrum of feelings and more granularity??? Obviously the healing work is working but nobody explained to me that it might feel like this???

Bi4Bi is peak relationship

Dating as a bi person gets easier when I recognize how much of my friction with straight people comes from different social and relational conventions Bi people aren't "spicy straight people" — we are operating on a different system of relating to people and to gender than they are

I texted my friend saying that early dating kind of freaks me out To which he replied, "Ooooo you like him 😚😚" Which did more for me than venting to ChatGPT could

Me in 2020: I just can't get into bimbofication 2022: Not even if someone paid me 2023: I might jizz my pants if this guy calls me "Doll" one more time 2025: I'm about to call this other guy "Dick Doll," "Breeder," "Dick with a heartbeat," and "Mindless sex toy," and he's gonna love it

Edited my OnlyFans bio to say I will NOT respond to general questions about video. I'm not providing ongoing customer service for something I was clear I didn't want to do as a subscription model. If you don't read that, that's not on me.

Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But it would be more fitting to say there are plenty of puzzle pieces in the box.

"Yes. Both." —basically all my IG followers who responded