Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Trans or not - who in the hell thinks its a good idea to *roll back rape protections* for ANYBODY? Stupid and cruel just like everything and everybody else in this administration.

Happy "kids are off school but parents are not off work" days to all who celebrate

"Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

Surprised he's even heard about it since Mike Johnson is the historically worst-informed and most out-of-touch Speaker in American history. Worst thing to come out of Louisiana since 1-10 in Beaumont.

This clown is a master of weaponized ignorance. Don't know nothin'. Didn't see nothing'. Ain't heard nothin.' But in charge of an entire branch of the US government, allegedly.

"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.

A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.

T.A.C.O.

LSU has long lost the Mandate of Heaven

[Exit King.]

NO KINGS!

The Monkees 🎸 #mickydolenz #petertork #michaelnesmith #davyjones

NOBODY gets in until the Monkees get in.

Mr. President - look behind you. The line has been crossed.

Trump says that he's ordering a refurbishment of Shawshank prison so no guys can sneak out to Mexico anymore

"The Children will be taught to stop calling me 'PeeWee German'."

@schumer.senate.gov Senator, I swear to god if you cannot wrangle your Democratic minority to unanimously reject this SAVE act nonsense, there is no reason whatsoever for you guys to even be there. Confidence in Senate Dems is LOW. PLEASE do not fail us on this.

This guy is dead. Either by the Trump administration or by the very folks in El Salvador he was trying to avoid. That's why they can't produce any information. They disappeared this guy and killed him (directly or indirectly), and just want to walk away. I hope judge Xinis sets a precedent here.

“The history of the present King… is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. …He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people... (🧵)

I'm preaching on Luke 19:1-10 this week - the story of Zacchaeus. The text says "He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd." (NIV). Literally "small in stature". What are the chances that it was JESUS who was short, and not Zacchaeus?

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

Here’s our full statement from me for @wisdems.bsky.social. Read, share—and then if you want to help ensure that Musk’s lawbreaking to help Schimel backfires, donate and volunteer to help Susan Crawford: CrawfordForWI.com

an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law

Shot. Chaser.

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

This last sentence.... HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.

Trump: Long live the King! (Me) Military: 1793 mean anything to you? 🤭

Somebody's getting signed up for Cat Facts.

So saith the prophet Jim Morrison: "They got the guns, but we got the numbers. Gonna win, yeah we're takin' over - Come on!"

The other day I said to @mmtastycakes.bsky.social that there are two jobs that - no matter how successful I became - I would NEVER EVER take. 1) Oscar Host 2) Super Bowl Halftime Show Impossible to win. No matter how good you are, most people will complain.

ELON WAS NOT ELECTED OR CONFIRMED TO ANY JOB. This is (yet another) coup d'état from within the Trump camp! A takeover by by those the people have not authorized. Also - laws have no effect unless there is somebody to challenge those who break them. They must be enforced by force or litigation.

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

There are so many ways to hate God.

Throwing a fit because a priest asked you to be nice to people is one of the least masculine things I can imagine.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

There are so many ways to love God.

Absolutely love BlueSky and its lefty bent. But at this moment in history it means constant exhausting bad news with little reprieve. I wish I had not followed so many pundits and newspersons. I desperately need the humor, frivolity, parody that my timeline at the other place was salted with.

Amen.

Honestly- what is he even doing there? My culture is not your cosplay!

Executive orders cannot change science.

Immigrants’ rights advocates sue Trump administration over birthright citizenship executive order - NH federal court doc: assets.aclu.org/live/uploads...

Godspeed Treasury Employees! RESIST at every turn. May this suit be the first of many.

Bible verses condemning trans folks: 0 Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33 Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429 Bible verses about loving God and others: 714 Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+ There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.