One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The White House has placed a photo of an auto-pen signature instead of a portrait of former President Biden on the “Presidential Walk of Fame”

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

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I should probably rethink my Pollen Trolly idea…

I miss the old brand #CDC

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

Site that lets you laugh at bad haircuts? ShornFlub.

one guy even tried to give us a sandwich

Poisson

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Staging a seance would be a better idea than whatever this is.

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Been thinking a lot about how Superman calls his pal "Gary" when Gary asks him to. No interrogations, no deliberation, if his friend decides he would like to be referred to by a different name then he's down with that. It's literally the least he can do & it's a superpower we share with him. Decency

“We aren’t sure why she has been overlooked all this time,” a North Carolina animal shelter wrote.

The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have! Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.

The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban

Back in my day, Doltcous was a heinous insult.

All timer.

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

Tonight on CNN: The Supreme Court has ruled that when Trump fires independent agency members in violation of the law, courts can’t return them to their jobs by injunction. With all their newfound free time, why don’t the agency members pick up Jake Tapper’s new book?

This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Antisemitism is structurally necessary to Elon Musk's politics, because his identity is rooted in being an underdog fighting against the real power, but as the world's wealthiest person, who is deeply politically connected, he needs a definition of elite not rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

Durbin's going to take a Drubbin'

My turn to post one of these. I mean, come on NYT...

"I'm tired of other countries taking advantage of us, so we are going to take advantage of ourselves!"

What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

RIP Henry Kissinger. A man who leaves behind a complicated legacy, what with the war crimes and all. He murdered an incredible amount of people, but he went to Harvard, so it was probably for a good reason. Our condolences to his wife, one of the few people to ever survive him