Meanwhile in soccer, Alajuelense are out here trying to make things interesting against Los Angeles Former Chivas.

HU! We just got our first ever win in the Big Dance. Let’s not discuss Michigan on Thursday night.

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

lance stroll is giving himself lifelong health problems in P17 rn bc his dad made a poor business decision

Ferrari pissing me off with strategies. Nature is healing

In case anyone missed how the Ferrari of Charles Leclerc started the race:

I've watched so many Tri-Nations/Rugby Championship matches, I pretty much know Advance Australia Fair by now. #F1AfterDark #vroomvroom

And the chaos has already begun! #F1AfterDark #vroomvroom

Verstappen crashing out warms my heart. #RedFlag #F1 #vroomvroom

Who's staying up for qualifying? #F1AfterDark #vroomvroom

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

For @districtpressdc.bsky.social and @usasoccercast.bsky.social, I sit down with #DCU and #USMNT goalkeeper Sean Johnson to discuss his move to the Black-and-Red and his goals for club and country this year. thedistrictpress.com/2026/03/05/s...

I always #rootforchaos, so seeing that there’s no rain in Melbourne’s forecast for the weekend is very disappointing. #F1 #vroomvroom

I’d switch Valtteri and Sir Lewis, but spot on otherwise. #F1 #vroomvroom

Welcome to DC. Don’t like the weather? Wait a minute, it’ll change.

Actually, the scoreboard is the best judge of who the better team is.

So do DC and Philly exchange the Wooden Spoon and the Supporters Shield on the field, in the tunnel afterwards, sometime next week or what?

STOP THE COUNT

I almost like St. Louis’ gold-ish “Tina Turner” kit, but someone has to explain the smudge look to me.

How much time would I have before a DC United rant gets hung up on?

Not expecting anything ahead of F1’s season (starting in two weeks) either.

Ian Joy is fine on Golazo’s Scoreline show, but not sure about him on color commentary for 90 minutes. Might stick with STL/CHA to see how he is.

Not. One. Second.

The 31st MLS season starts tomorrow and there’s nowhere for DC United to go but up. My good friend @blazindw.bsky.social has a DCU season preview up that you should read.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I agree with this emphatically, and also can hear the nervous/angry shifting of a thousand soccer coaches/directors who would consider this an assault on their livelihood. Huge swathes of the United States are missing key social fabric because it got outsourced to capitalism a few decades ago

Absolutely disgusting.

Show ends with an inexplicable PK call

what a beautiful celebration of Puerto Rico and immigrants in general

Did they really just have Beyoncé on screen next to Jay-Z and not mention her?

I just hope both teams have fun tonight and that we, as a collective! dunk on anyone who calls it “sportsball” Or acts like they are better than us because we have a hobby.

DC United’s general manager doing some sort of junket in California and masking it as a event to listen sure does have a look to it

respect to the couple in seahawks gear buying a huge bottle of kirkland signature vodka and a rotisserie chicken just after costco opened

Missing F1 so much that I’m wondering where the graphic that shows yellow, green and purple sectors is.

team USA for the love of god wash your hands all the time

The B1G expansion has really got out of hand.

DC United has a home match in 15 days, at night. I know it’s the Apple deal but doing outdoor night games in cold weather states during winter seems dumb

anyway, go support @districtpressdc.bsky.social and anyone else covering local soccer on a regular basis but man it is bleak out there right now

On @us.theguardian.com, I wrote some words on the fate of the Vancouver Whitecaps. I truly hope they stay, but I’m not holding my breath. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

That ominous music you just heard playing in the rest of the women's soccer world came from the sight of Sophia Wilson on the sideline in Santa Barbara. #USWNT

If you call a guy for taunting in the playoffs to give a team a first down on fourth-and-12 he needs to be doing the full DeGeneration X entrance

I would not have expected Chuck Brown's "Blow Your Whistle" to be the music behind a Coco Gauff New Balance tennis ad in 2026. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzd...

With all due respect, Wild remains a huge downgrade from North Stars. #LGRW #NHLAfterDark

Since we're getting closer to the Olympics I'll send out another reminder. You do not need peacock to watch any Olympic coverage if you have a TV provider log in. Everything, including Gold Zone, is available through the NBC or NBC Sports apps or NBCOlympics dot com. Just log in and you're good.

John Harbaugh learning this morning he could’ve coached Josh Allen