What would you do if Hans Christian Andersen crashed at your house, ate all your food, didn't respect your personal space, and got mopey when you didn't wanna hang out?

It's such a stupid law because you can tell your computer that you're 100 years old and there's no mechanisms to verify it.

Your computer has a disease :c

the problem is that David Icke both sincerely believes in the lizard people *and* thinks that a lot of Jews work for the lizard people. he's not an antisemite pretending to be a crazy person, he's a crazy person who is also an antisemite.

The median American voter folks

In "fairness," it does come from a fairly accurate read of the electorate. "Authoritarianism but I get to live in Star Trek off the backs of an oppressed low wage migrant class we can tyrannize at will" is basically what the 2024 election said people wanted.

“Hi, it’s me, the guy who blew up the last group of guys I was negotiating with. Would you all be willing to get together, ideally in a compact room above ground under good cloud conditions at daytime to talk this over?”

Hyenas are larger than you would expect them to be

At an antique flea market. This is certainly one hell of a pipe.

so basically Dubai has become the goal for the New Right which is why you see idiots like Ron DeSantis trying to nuke their property tax system in an attempt to emulate the low cost/tax environment of Dubai

I don't know about other places, but American currency smells like dirty laundry.

also straight up not true, if you are a US Citizen who is living outside the country, you must pay taxes on that income There are deductions and credits for paying local tax too but as the video says, Dubai has no local taxes so you'll be paying that full amount federal www.irs.gov/individuals/...

tapping the "they need sealift capacity" sign

Kwantung Army ass statement

It really is how utterly bizarre how dedicated these guys are to being evil. Like, people do shady shit for wealth, resources, territory, sex, drugs, whatever all the time but it‘s pretty rare you see them like “AND FUCK THE LESSER PRARIE CHICKEN TOO ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE!”

employee orientation

which way western man

pay your goddamm taxes

Gorillaz "The Mountain" 8-minute short film is incredible! The hybrid analog/digital animated short was directed by Jamie Hewlett, Max Taylor & Tim McCourt at The Line studio. Beautifully animated, fun, and sweet, we love to see it! Enjoy!

A man has been fined HK$3000 (US$383) for leaving a lone flower near Prince Edward MTR Station tonight. The last day of the month has been a "politically sensitive" day for the Hong Kong authorities since the August 31st Incident in 2019.

THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT NEED TO "DISTRACT" YOU

If something in the USA and/or Israel explodes, before you rush to the Mossad false flag explanation, consider that in Iranian culture, it is considered traditional to bomb countries you are at war with.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

have you seen this cat? medium sized build, bluish complexion, possible ties to the occult. for more information, contact @smekbo.bsky.social

they made up a slur for people with jobs

It bothers me how ”free speech absolutist” continues to get used for guys like Musk in the face of all evidence. They can’t handle a disagreement over ketchup versus mustard without seeing the hand of Soros and vowing revenge.

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

Illustrating a scene from The Maltese Falcon. The young gunman Wilmer is held back after Sam provokes him.

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

1 Cuban coast guard officer wounded when they went to check on a boat in their waters. After being fired upon, they fired back, killing 4 and wounding 6. 6 are in hospital now.

Kitchen table politics? Buddy I eat cross legged on my bed alone in total total silence like a normal person born after 1981.

Imagine marketing a Soviet themed corn snack during the cold war without making Khrushchev the mascot.

The colorful lights of the Loop in Chicago, on the days prior to Christmas, are reflected on the calm waters of the South Chicago River. December 2024. #ChicagoNocturnal #PingTomPark #river #Chicago #photography #nightshot #cityscape #winter

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Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

he sent this email at 9:01 AM

some experimentation featuring inuyasha 🙊

"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

I have a very important question for you Would you touch my paw beans?

He fucked up and overestimated the American people. He thought voters voted for Trump because they liked and/or agreed with him but they voted for the magic money man to make them rich because girls have cooties.

Court order was granted last May, but not yet served? Make me understand! "...the order was not valid as it had not yet been served...petition for a protection order was filed by a mother against her adult son in April 2025 and granted the following month in May."

My weekend starts tomorrow, who wants to recommend me a movie to watch or show to start? Open to any genre or time period

working on a comic with @mouette.moe about a NEET magical girl from leicester making shit money, fighting ghosts and dodging her tv license. coming soon !

also incredible, Kier Starmer just struck down an actual ban on first cousin marriage

Piccolo taking the piss outta that dude by saying he had a 30$ haircut makes me feel ancient

Is it basically impossible to photograph a member of the British royal family in a car where they don't look a corpse?

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.