Heh

You know these two got a guy dressed as Dudley Dooright sitting on a backwards cuck chair

Oh my God please I need a man with a handlebar mustache to tie me to a log in a sawmill and demand I turn over the deed to my family farm right now and am not joking.

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

the French are replacing their American-made Cold War-era M270 rocket launchers with their own version called X-Fire, because the French don't trust us, and the rocket it fires is called the FLP-t 150 "sovereign ballistic munition" which is laying it on a bit thick dontcha think

Charming interaction on YouTube where a creepy story narrator argued that because someone had stolen one of my stories and posted it on a creepypasta site, he didn’t have to get permission to narrate it. Next time I’ll just copyright strike the fucker and not bother explaining basic etiquette.

In Aug 2026, working people across Portland will wake up and head to a transit station for a bus or train that will never come. We are calling on community members to attend tomorrow’s Trimet board meeting and urge them to use $11m from their contingency fund to delay transit cuts for 1 year.

My name is gween

Ab-so-fucking-lutely not

The fuck?

"Nobody seemed to want to go on record and explain why they preferred the hollow, polished-to-death output of Suno to the work of musicians or songwriters who had spent a lifetime honing their craft." Read more from @terrenceobrien.bsky.social:

Surprised with how often this post get likes but i might draw more bunnby if people would like

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

A 16th-century Sámi man buried in northern Finland apparently spent part of his youth in Iceland — revealed by anomalous strontium isotopes in his teeth lower than anything measured in Finnish archaeology. New aDNA + isotopes study. #Archaeogenomics #SámiHistory #StableIsotopes

DHS may have a new designation for those who have a problem with AI, data centers, or the harms of the tech industry: anti-tech extremists. www.wired.com/story/us-law...

They had a bouncy castle at the Palace of Versailles but their fuckass pointy high heeled shoes shoes popped it.

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

You can (not) outgrow Neon Genesis Evangelion. We look back at the evolution of an anime legend 30 years on: https://bit.ly/4ulghBv

we’re sooooooo close to the bubble popping in ai i can literally taste it

Biden was "rainbow washing"? the most pro-LGBTQ administration in American history? get the entire fuck out of here. you can criticize the Biden administration for a lot of things. if you have the slightest sense of history, their policy on sexual and gender minorities is not one of them.

I don't get how people don't understand, they're telling on themselves with this meme, "lol gay rights are fake and gay ha ha and don't matter!" like clearly having the most powerful military in the world in favor of progressive things is *good* or better than Trump 🙄

why does every gritty survival crafting game these days have third person POV? I don't want to feel like I'm watching a super muscular/hot superhero survive, I want to feel like *I'm* surviving I keep trying to find other games that scratch the 7 Days to Die itch but 7DTD is really still the best

No filmmaker will ever create an adaptation with a book accurate depiction of the American cowboy character because they are cowards.

129 years ago, on the 26th of May 1897, Archibald Constable and Company published Bram Stoker's classic Gothic horror novel, Dracula. Itself drawing from folklore and earlier literary works, the novel in turn influenced many later works and the wider culture. #otd #history🗃️

the important thing is that your stupidest uncle loves this shit

Millions of people are installing malware on their partner's phones to stalk them. @techcrunch.com editor @zackwhittaker.com tells @josephcox.bsky.social why these stalkerware apps, like TheTruthSpy, are running actually running a "cybercrime" operation. Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLb4...

Alexandria Catacombs of Kom El Shoqafa, located in Alexandria city. Considered the largest #Roman burial site in #Egypt, that dates back to the 2nd C AD. It was discovered by pure chance in 1900 when a donkey-drawn cart fell into the access shaft. #TombTuesday #Archaeology

A good friend's partner has been in the ICU for several weeks now following her open heart surgery, anything helps www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

It is possible that Mr. E, the eponymous mysterious book from Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, is inspired at least partially by the Voynich Manuscript, a famous medieval book that seems to describe unindentifiable wondrous flora in a completely incomprehensible language.

tiny maid services arrived🐁

This is Minoan clay model of a house. Initially thought to be a child’s toy, it’s now seen as a construction model for a real house. Its architectural motifs are typical for the middle Minoan period when the palace complexes were at their height. 🕰️1,900-1,700 BC 🏛️📷 Heraklion Archaeological Museum

The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

greekreporter.com/2026/05/22/r... #Archaeology

Archaeologists in Turkey uncovered one of the oldest and best-preserved images of Jesus ever found: a 3rd-century fresco showing Christ as the “Good Shepherd.” The discovery in ancient Iznik offers rare insight into early Christianity and Roman-era beliefs

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨Once upon a time a brave inventor asked a question that no man had ever asked before: What if we made tank armor out of hair? m.soundcloud.com/llbdpodcast/...

I love that generative ai still can't produce actual legible text but the fact that no municipal government will just let you do this should also be a massive clue.

As good an opportunity as any to post Orson Welles talking about his role in this movie

I caught a block for this 🤷‍♀️

I think it's kinda lame to change the name of an animal that already had a name either from a previous owner or shelter when you adopt them.

Rise of The Machines

Pope Leo XIV called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit, issuing a sweeping manifesto on safeguarding humankind as the technology impacts everything from work to war.

New Zealand's new anti-stalking laws come into force today - not soon enough in my opinion, but glad we got here! Read about it below: www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...

it sucks how I can’t even look up graphics that can help me identify or differentiate between species of animals without being hit by nonsensical AI slop

The cool new shipping craze everybody's talking about www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

This is the “Lady with the Hood.” It is 28,000 years old & perhaps the earliest depiction of a human face. Made from mammoth ivory, its delicate modelling & drapery of the hood belie the idea palaeolithic people were artistically crude. It is a beautiful piece. 🏛️📷 National Archaeological Museum🇫🇷

I don't know who Paris is and I haven't used tickety-toc since since the tos changed.