Another Coastal Otago panorama #Aotearoa

The stereotype of Merkins is that Merkins don't get irony

The stereotype of a Merkin is that Merkins don't get irony

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Goodall transcribes field notes by lamplight in Tanzania’s Gombe Stream National Park c.1960

🧵 I had a fuckup last night. I tried to mold some gloves. I used too hot of water for too long. (No, I didn't get burned.) And they shrunk. ❝ bigly ❞ And that got me to thinking. You see, once they shrink, you can only make them shrink more. …And if you clamp them, they mold to a form.

Please, please, please, @mckallaster.bsky.social please provide a play-by-play for this.

Why is it called the Department of War and not the Department of Ultimate War-Man Warring? Are we losing our edge? Can we get truck nuts on the tanks, perhaps?

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

🤞🏻🤞🤞🏿🤞🏾🤞🏽

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

@film-authority.bsky.social have you seen, @mckallaster.bsky.social? I can't find the one where he says, "they're like a Mars bar in a chippy: when you come to Scotland, you're getting battered" But this one's still good.

I may get snowed on tonight

Undercover kitteh

Dexy's Midnight Runners sang the best theme to a porn flick EVAR.

U.S. personnel in Europe are prohibited from importing or registering Tesla Cybertrucks due to multiple violations of EU safety standards. Learn more:

My goals for end of summer: - Outdoor seating - Clear seating area of brush - Fuchsia garden

There's "kick the dog" …And then there's THIS www.1news.co.nz/2025/09/29/a...

I miss Giant Military Cats

@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social last time Trump called the feds into PDX, here's what happened around your neck of the woods

My favorite Peter Sellers scene.

youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c Woke up to this in my head

Saturday night

RFK Jr is "Microwaved Mel Gibson" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s #catsnoirfriday Have a good one. #catsofbluesky#cats (ps not my picture)

_How It's Made_ may be the most Canadian TV show ever

🎵 It's a dead man's potty Who could ask for more…

The most Bluesky thing I've ever seen is a bringing up Hillary Clinton in a disagreement about Stalin's role in WWII.

I know that if we all completely stopped reacting to Alex Jones he probably won’t just die, but it seems to me we should give it a shot.

That Rapture sucked. I've been to much better ones.

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #247: After you were ADOPTED, your humans may have followed the ‘3-3-3 RULE,‘ a rough estimate of how kitties adjust. The first is 3 DAYS, for you to decompress. Then 3 WEEKS, to settle in and explore. Then 3 MONTHS, to feel comfortable at home. Humans must be PATIENT!”

I have an appropriate number of follows

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Tonight, I am proud to be an American because @jimmykimmel.com said something that doesn't require Jimmy to hire @kenwhite.bsky.social to defend in court.

Tonight, @jimmykimmel.com nailed it

The rapture will be Tuesday or Wednesday; an omniscient and omnipotent God can't be more specific.

I am willing to bet that @hillaryclinton.bsky.social will have a chuckle about this, and her duet partner would have a meltdown. Take a Tylenol Don.

The answer would be somewhere in the neighborhood of if a woodchuck could chuck wood. #Tylenol #AcetoHoweverYouSayThat

Like if you didn't get raptured today

this is like Y2K all over again “Maybe central time” “Maybe pacific”

Eggplant personality 🌱

Backyard burnoff

Worth re-sharing this one with the alt-text added in. 🔭 “And that's how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Mars – bright green, drawing a green mist behind it – a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight. Ogilvy assured me we were in no danger….”

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

The equinox is RIGHT NOW Happy Mabon, witches

I think I wanna start a parody political party; specifically the "Pro-Vaccine Party" The theme of the media campaign would be inspired by promotional material from The Dead Kennedys

I'm so excited for the rapture to happen next week or whatever. Imagine what it will do to the housing market