#CoastalOtago #Aotearoa

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

I think I have been ghosted. Que sera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does he even own a suit?

Otago skink. They play dead and Sir Willis gets bored with them

She's seeking advice from her superiors

Sir Willis got a sparrow. They aren't NZ native, so I'm cool with it. I just wish I could give him treats. Sadly, I don't dare do that for birds. I don't want to reinforce that behavior. But mice and rats: it's treat time with Churu and crunchy treats with salmon for dinner.

This is Sir Willis theme song (But I change the refrain from, "beat city" to "big kitty") m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iC0...

High five, Sir Willis. You were an awesome Senior Rodent Control Officer today.

Sir Willis of Wellington and Otago, KC¹ got a mouse today. Someone is getting "special treats"

Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay It's 9:00PM

For the first time in weeks, I got up and read the news without a 20 point spike in my diastolic blood pressure

The amount of presidential BJ jokes is off the charts.

The engine is running! { #mypets | #Koshik }

To the tune of Colonel Bogey March: 🎵 Donald: has only got one ball! JD: has two, but very small Marco: huevos poqueños! And poor ol' Kennedy has no balls at all!

I've figured out that my Tinder profile gets no hits because I do not have a picture with a fish.

A Tui on my hareheke. Zoom in; it's a healthy one Tagging @liberal-jen.bsky.social @kaimatai.bsky.social

www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/16/a... The flags have been lowered to half-mast. The upcoming polls on government are going to be bad. #nzpol

You would not be a member of an opposition party or even a remotely suspicious dinner club, FFS. This is what "mass mobilization" means. It doesn't mean "mobs yelling YAY RACISM," it means all citizen action is re-channeled into the State and its Leader - especially in schools. /8

1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you. Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2

Hear me out. Every time you share wrong answers you are helping to sabotage the LLMs that will eventually scrape your answer. But also it is a completely true thing that we used to store files in vending machines to keep them cold while away from home.

I hope it was her that gave him the worm.

Megyn Kelly was groomed

I hate admitting this, but I totally have a celebrity crush on TVNZ anchor, Melissa Stokes. Nothing nefarious, she's just good looking

Spreading th wurd ova th Bigg Appul! #flashforpresident #orangemanbadorangecatgood

Twodai Iz lawnsh tha ma's 2028 Prezidenshul bid. Flim Flam Critta manajink tha ma's campayn. Ma platferm iz: *Abolishun tha V-E-T, i.e. MediCat fur NOFURRI. *Unlimbited toonas fur alle catz. *Updayte Wite Houz litta bocks roomz. *Rayse tasses onn hooms. #cats #catsky #plundercats #catsofbluesky

Duuin ma parte. Flash Furr PREZZIDENT!! #flashforpresident #catsofbluesky #orangecats

Post an image(s) that will always make you laugh.

I'll bet RFK jr gets behind this if we tell him it's heroin

I spread Churu like a drizzled sauce on a plate — just like on some pretentious cooking show.

in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him. this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.

A song (by a Canadian) that every American needs to make their neighbors listen to. The lyrics are 30-something years old, but more relevant than ever.

Aurora

Tagging @film-authority.bsky.social because "Critta appreciation day" was the other day. Scroll down; I posted the scene in the thread

@liberal-jen.bsky.social a few days ago, I mentioned to you that _Once Were Warriors_ was an amazing movie, but that the subject matter was difficult. I tagged @kaimatai.bsky.social and he recommended _Brokenwood Mysteries_ Coincidentally, the director of that movie has died.

I've been asked to post a selfie by my Senior Rodent Control Officer

Bit of a grey day in #CoastalOtago #Kirimoko #Aotearoa

Somebody should do a Nativity scene this Christmas with Baby Jesus lying in his crib while ICE agents drag Mary and Joseph away.

Someone likes to stay out late.

Solar radiation and geomagnetic activity have led to an aurora view forecast for Monday and Tuesday night in the northern U.S.

These devices DO NOT DETECT IMPAIRMENT. The Minister had to change the law to allow them to be used because the law originally specified detecting impairment. If you believe anything this head-up-its-own-arse Government says about substance use issues YOU'RE the problem. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

I need to get pie tins so I can make pies with this sugarspunrun.com/best-chili-r...

Say it isn't so, Joe! apnews.com/article/mlb-...

Love this youtu.be/Jufjxo3izUQ

Ohw dis luvlee fink two doo Flash! Hows ov Toes wud lyke two sho da Critta ar preeshayshun bye mayksin da hims da nex Jaymes Bont 😎