lol what

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s presidency than his own

just bust out some keys, or maybe shadow puppets, and you can make the president do whatever you want

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Trump speed running empire collapse while dipshits like Elon blame immigration; gotta laugh to stop from crying

someone's got a shoe loose

One out of every 11,533 donors in the 2024 election was a billionaire. Yet they were responsible for one out of every 5 dollars given to a politician — with just 300 billionaires spending over $3 billion. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

FA and FO

huh

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

stealing from our oligarchs is ok

New: Internal tension at the Associated Press over use of AI. One of the AP newsroom leaders leading the company's AI initiatives told staff that many editors preferred an AI-written article to a human one, and told them when it comes to using AI in the newsroom "resistance is futile."

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

The Supreme Court:

really interesting that this constitutes the NYT's bar for a newsworthy stall but they have yet to delve into Trump's visible mental decline in any substantial way. Surely the American people would find that as newsworthy as the Times thought they would with Biden?

watching Mother! hungover was so upsetting I want the marketing team to be Mother!'d

my dad scream sneezes and the one time from childhood I remember hearing him throw up will haunt me forever. Men want their bodily functions EXTREMELY LOUD

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016: “come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting” (www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)

@democrats.org consult a librarian, use some Boolean terms to really make those searches count

Goldman to Lyons: "You said in your opening statement that references to ICE as 'the Gestapo' or 'secret police' encourages threats against ICE agents. The problem is you have it backwards. People are simply making valid observations about your tactics, which are un-American and outright fascist."

we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

The "Please Clap" of protests

I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar. If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.

ten years ago today no one clapped

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

1/ NEW: @propublica.org has obtained a search warrant that the FBI is executing for records related to the contested 2020 election in Fulton County, Ga., which has not yet been widely shared. It’s an extraordinary document. Link: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

Literally 10 days ago, this hypocritical jackass introduced a bill to make concealed carry easier across the nation to help "law-abiding citizens to more freely exercise their Second Amendment rights." www.hoeven.senate.gov/news/news-re...

A magistrate judge found no probable cause to support arrest warrants for 5 people involved in the St. Paul church protest. DOJ appealed to the 8th Cir. That appeal led to this remarkable letter from the Chief Judge of the Minnesota district court… storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life. They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”

If you’re wondering what the 73% is thinking…

did the white house have a recent "D2: The Mighty Ducks" screening

McLAUGHLIN: Racial animus has no place in DHS and of course is not use CNN: *plays clip of ICE agents asking Minneapolis woman where she was born* McLAUGHLIN: I haven't seen this clip before. She might've been assaulting law enforcement prior to this.

i like my news like I like my conservative politics - a throwback to the 1950s

Unfortunately I am almost definitely going to watch that Chris Pratt AI judge movie on a plane. I’m not proud of this but I already know it’s true.

ban "the Jareds" from commenting please I beg you

lol there are no good Republicans

Grok making naked pictures of your kids: free speech. Guy tracking Elon’s plane: Dangerous online activity.

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.

The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.

And this doesn't include several who have died from horrific conditions inside ICE detention facilities.