ALL Live @ The Scrapyard in Buffalo, NY (July 14, 1992) https://archive.org/details/ALL-Live-7-14-1992

Flying to Alberta this afternoon to play some gigs, but I’m mostly excited to breathe fresh air & eat some lettuce.

How worried do I need to be about butthole Covid

Lettuce pray

THE POOL IS A METAPHOR

why is this so funny

Quinn Hughes is the hockey equivalent of Magic Johnson or Steve Nash.

Quinn Hughes banks a shot in off a defender's skate for his 2nd goal of the night and a 3-2 Wild lead

I feel like I’m still a hockey simpleton but when Hines said Hughes & Faber basically pick their shifts and know when to change so they don’t expose themselves - that blew my mind. What an amazing skill of discipline. #nhl #minnesotawild

The Oakland Ballers’ April Fool’s joke will become a reality when they play as the Blazers for select games this season. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2026/04/23/o...

Wow. Good thing capitalism doesn’t require using other people’s money for things. Imagine if they systematized it and then put interest on it and millions of people could only afford school and medicine that way

PABLO GAVE MICK ABEL A HUG 🥺

Someone give me odds on the Twins going further in the playoffs than the Wolves or Wild 🫣 @aarongleeman.bsky.social @johnbonnes.bsky.social

I gotta say the @twinsbaseball.bsky.social TwinsTV broadcast has gotten really, really good. Ryan Jeffers interviewed live from the dugout talking through Sonny Gray’s approach & pitch characteristics during live ABs. That was ELITE.

“That’s my boy” 🥹🥹🥹

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

TL;DR

That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first.

when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie

When Congress gets back from vacation in 6 weeks it is ON!!!!

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

The entire world is held hostage by a 79yo pedophile.

Ok, now do the bass clef.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

This is a must-read for Twins fans every year. @racketmn.com reviews Target Field's new food lineup for this season: racketmn.com/grading-the-...

You’d think expensive oil would make our government focus on solar and wind energy, you would of course be wrong

Go Twins!

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He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this

And Dems will do nothing to stop It. Prove me wrong.

“Fight” and then ultimately lose, surely. Feign outrage, and fundraise off it. Enable & get rich. Rinse and repeat…until we’re all dead, I guess.

Hey, I know you're suffering because we waged a pointless, massively expensive, forever war that I promised would never happen if you elected us, and we did it without the slightest bit of preparation, which is compounding the pain, but hey, at least a bunch of foreigners are suffering more!

To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

every other national team celebrating their countries music, fashion, dancing, food, people, having fun us team is just like “we like bombing things”

Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Well Team USA lost but at least they didn't have any fun the entire WBC.

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

Things didn't go according to plan for Pablo López after this, but he just won the World Baseball Classic with his childhood hero Johan Santana.

Hey boys, chins up! We still got that DIRECTV batting helmet sponsorship cash. And if you didn’t know, that’s called WINNING in the USA! 💰🇺🇸

Hell yeah!

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

Dear World, Don’t help him. Oppose him. Defy him. Embarrass him. Arrest him, if you’d like. We’re not with him. Sincerely, Decent Americans

🚨 IT'S ELECTION DAY 🚨 This is it. Today decides everything. Let's make it count: Knock doors, make calls, talk to your friends, and make sure everyone you know in IL-09 makes their voice heard!

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

*paying $5 a gallon for gas* I'm making money!

Mojtaba Khamenei is Irans new Supreme Leader. Not only did the US kill his father in the March 1st strikes, his wife and mother also died. Just something to think about.