This person or bot who can create account after account after account is going to chase me off this platform.

Hey. Marla’s got her coat over her chair, even though it’s warm in here. Says it helps her remember where she came from. I get that. Some songs do that too. Not loud. Just a smell, a street, a voice you haven’t heard in a while. We’ve got a few of those lined up. Stay with us.

love these little gaffers

a magic flying carpet in Gumby and friends, but of course 😀

bespectacled poochie sideeye

Hofstra is out, new dark horse pick - TCU Horned Frogs mark me down new (don't bet money on my picks, gambling is illegal)

picking a dark horse for March Madness Hofstra - mark me down

Goo says "if this guy's coming I ain't, he crashed his motorcycle Gumby and is just using you"

Gumby says "I'll clear out this fucking Hormuz Straight, where's my dozer?

“Spring in Canada is so beautiful” says woman about to experience months of grimy dirt snow on the side of roads

You had one job, Ides.

Me and a Cape Breton guy named Hank used to take our axes and bill-hooks to cranberry bogs and cut small birch trees on the margins. We’d go before the sap rose so the brooms Hank would make from the spray would not prove brittle. Hank used to sleep in a bowling alley. I felt the need to share this

Annie the musical Rehearsal Getting in character

[extreme Iron Chef Chairman voice] HOT DOG

Pokey has a toque on.

"...private credit default rates could double in the next few years, with lenders exposed to the full downside of AI-driven economic upheaval and only limited upside."

Just for the record, I would like to declare victory over every single one of you. Suck it up, losers.

I worked at a museum with an Irish thatcher named Peter Slevin. He’d sit on the ridge and hurl curses down at guests, much to their delight. Every day he’d have lunch at Maggie’s Pub. For years after he’d gone home, friends holding pies & other baked goods would come to look for him up on the roof

*pressing my ear to the asphalt* A Blockbuster once stood here…

Not just stoned. Stoned “to the gills” as he put it. He told deputies he was God, tried to outrun them barefoot, and ended his birthday in jail with surprise meth charges waiting in his sock. www.complex.com/life/a/berna...

I am actually looking foward to this law catching on in other states cbs12.com/news/local/f...

Nice weather in The Great White North means getting the little pizza oven cleaned up and ready for action! 👍 🍕 🍕 #HomemadePizza

There’s nothing quite like the greeting you get from your dog when they see you again. The tail starts even before they see you. The excitement is impossible to hide. To them, your return is the best moment of the day. 🐾 Aren't they the best friends we can have?

It's International Women's Day too? More like "daylight SPENDING time," am I right, fellas? 😏

It's the weekend and nobody is awake, so it's the perfect time to admit I like the Adrien Brody Predator movie.

There was a time in the 90’s when you couldn’t buy a head of lettuce without a ponytail on it

I think I should be the premier of Ontario.

I only listen to Ozzy's Boneyard on Sirius when the news "appears" grim

Gumby's girlfriend "seems" slightly perturbed 😬

I'm starting to think no one in power is actually trying to fix anything.

the perfect baker's dozen doesn't exis-

I miss the Montreal Expos

Playing Russian roulette but it’s just me seeing how many turns I can get on this last bit of deodorant stick.

I miss the good ol' days when the craziest thing that could possibly happen is some dude getting his wiener chopped off and thrown in some bushes.

hell ya, go carting Gumby & Pokey!!!! hoppin' the curb no less

Folks, grunion season starts next week.

perhaps some fine music could entice you!!!

I sniff way too much glue for you people not to like my posts.

It’s been 6 whole minutes since I talked about the weather with anyone.

Congrats to the USA, a game for the ages and you guys played your butts off. Well done. Well done Canada too, great tourney.

Sound up.

I live vicariously through all your nice weather posts.

They’re saying words like ‘thundersnow’ on the tv, Marion

Erza & Mr. Kitty for your Caturday needs.

Taming lions is no more dangerous than walking down into the basement with a basket full of laundry but they don’t want you to know that.

This cat is a pill but never takes a bad picture. #caturday

I can't even with this one, it appears Gumby was at the crossing of the Delaware? Has he been a time traveler all this time?

Gumby and Pokey having a refreshing break in the het of the Amazonian Jungle

*phone call* Every conservative event organizer: Hey, Bob, guess what? We need you to make another appearance. A completely exhausted Kid Rock: Please, isn't there anyone else? I have a family! Organizer: Lol, no.

Holy crap, Gumby's gonna go Medieval on yer ass