"the time is now lads, we attack the British at dawn" Gumby circa 1776

Re-Watching The Legend of Hell House (1973)! Ghosts must love it when experts come to their stomping grounds. Whether it be scientists, mediums, or religious folks. They scare just as easy, but struggle so hard to rationalize what is happening to defend their narrative, they go mad before fleeing!

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

"of course a joust is necessary to defend Goo's honour!!"

I think one thing should happen everyday, two max.

You know who ain't dying? Oligarchs.

perhaps Gossamer could entice you today

I don't even know what an oxford comma is - leave me alone

THIS is the crossover we were waiting for!! "I'm giving her all she's got Captain Gumby"

Up to 57% of our bodies are not human. The majority are bacteria, viruses, fungi, and archaea (that's probably the plural form of arachnids. Who knows?)

a raccoon the size of a moose just landed on my roof... or santa being super late (and possibly drunk) idk do either one show up at 11am? wtf is on my roof?

I don’t know Bad Bunny from Bugs Bunny but based on early reactions I am STOKED he’s playing the Super Bowl. God I hope there’s a nip-slip

Someone has just said calmfulness and now I don’t feel very calmful.

Timeline cleanse

Seeing the name Tobe Hooper in these here parts a lot lately Watch this

I’ve already had far too much coffee this week.

Yes my nichness on here is quite alarming, I agree

I need you to listen Linda

why Gumby you ask? well let me just say. Gumby makes sense to me the rest doesn't. 🤷‍♂️

Oooo Gumby go cart races!!!

The snow so chonky, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house... and is difficult to shovel and all that

It’s #Snowmageddon2026 here lol in Snowklahoma

interesting thread here

Alright… wherever you’re headed next, keep a song nearby — something that don’t rush you and doesn’t ask questions. Let it be company while things settle. That’s enough for now. Take care of yourself. Be kind. Until then, keep the songs going. And the signal human.

we say Fri-ya-ya alot around here but Satur-ya-ya needs to be en Vogue too. Mark me down

It’s Nacho Friday because Friday is a derivative of the Old English word Frīgedæg, meaning “Frigg's day”, and I’m having frigging nachos.

Alright… come on in. If things feel scattered, you don’t have to line them up here. This is a place to pause, breathe, and let the music do a little of the holding for you. Nothing urgent, nothing sharp — just sound moving at a human pace. This is Ink Radio. Let’s ease into it.

Haven't done a barn of the day for a while, so here we go...

What a pleasant day eh Gumby and friends 😃

Already feeling bad about having no real joints or musculature, Pokey was now suddenly aware of his unnatural pigmentation.

spring training in Gumby Land - Let's Gooooooooo Blue Jays 😂

Deep strategic thots going on over at the Dark Place. It’s quite impressive to get so much wrong in so short a post

Top of the class Gumby!! You earned it there bud 😀

weird political dms again - I applied the Canadian Subterfuge to them and got the block I believe that most are unaware of our propensity for low key, razor sharp guile and cunning

Good morning to all of the remaining sane parts of the world.

The New Testament is often referred to as “Bible 2, Electric Boogaloo.”

I think the poochies enjoy Hot Hot Hot by Buster Poindexter formerly of the New York Dolls and RIP

still wrapping my head around John Fogarty getting sued for sounding too much like John Fogarty in the 80s or 90s. Need to put this to bed

what are these? is this a newer AI bot? DMs either selling or asking about politics? weird as fuck

The robot unhitched the thrashing machine, where's Gumby dammit

this tune fucking rips!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3XX...

are those plants growing on the Moon Gumby, Did you guys do the impossible and colonize the Moon

Paul Cézanne, French (1839-1906), Turning Road at Montgeroult, 1898, oil on canvas, 81.3 x 65.7 cm, The Museum of Modern Art, New York City, New York, USA

"things & stuff seem flat out squirrely around here today" *me circa 2026 gesturing to a lot of places more peanut butter filled pretzels please

me & my friend dale went to an alternative burning man festival which was just us cooking some squirrel meat on a hibachi under a freeway overpass listening to an endless loop of the song 19 by paul hardcastle.

it has been absolute mayhem today

the article doesn't really say anything though 🤷‍♂️

hoo ya Gumby, a fine day for a ride in your lovely car with your friends