Make those underplayed games in your library pay for themselves by renting your underutilized content to other players rent out your hardware during off hours having the latest system pays for itself

a system that let's you promote and monetize that dlc you aren't using

Being alive in the time when we still aren't sure on the best way to throw a baseball

Lea Thompson travels though time in her uncle's DeLorean and teams up with Julie Andrew's to fight bad guys and Michael J. Fox and Crispin Glover are in it, but just eating sandwiches and driving cars

We need a Norm Macdonald of the living

My astrology is this: what is your favorite time of day? When do you enjoy xyz 10:30pm Alf or tng or whatever

I have a special iambic pentameter rhythm to everything I do and say, but it's simply punctuated by every fifth item is total garbage

an problem of watching Akira Kurosawa's Dreams is remembering where you saw a remembered movie scene any time afterwards - anything memorable scene could have been in there

I'm watching this, I guess Marvel Dracula cartoon or something, and it's great, just based on the number of times they say really elaborate stuff

whe I have the chance to eat brussel sprouts I substitute "who needs their brussy ate?" for the traditional "itadakimasu"

I'm pretty sure it's called Dunn Kruger Effect

imagine the opposition asking the AI chat bot what the next steps are

at the my neighborhood treasury office renewing my access license to 1 year of English Language (Single User - Multiregion) $129.96*

recycling cardboard when it's basically free pog making material

The next MtG Universes Beyond should be the NBA

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

Ambulance, but they constantly get slimed at intervals Ambulance with Slime

A comedian who is also a bad guy, I call it Jokekiller He's bad

What if we kissed on the rock that said some numbers are older than others -- Don Knuth Me as Fred Savage "Wait, wait, wait. Grandpa, is this a kissing book?"

Timezones double and hous get cut in half for more granular time keeping (it wouldn't)

Don't forget folks, all the timezones double on Thursday

The first video game was cultivating wild mustard into things like broccoli creaing a virtual tree eating simulator

Spaghetti is pasta salad, Mac and cheese is pasta salad and lasagna is baked salad ok

The difference between a yucky cumber and a pretty ok inside part of a cucumber is skill with a peeler and washing it a lot

She likes to sing on her own and doesn't like it when folks join in

Figures of authority

Modified forms

rejoining meatspace := plunging into the abyss / vaporizing

being a criminal isn't the end of the world, it's being a stinking piece of shit that bothers me

I stopped trying to be good at guitar as soon as I realized how anoying it was

Jacking into the "hive mind" and jacking them all up is still a major plot point in the year of our lord 2o25

2025, yeah, but how cool are guns

Explain to me the shoulder padding of the 8-90's

I just came up with "the golden child equation" some will disagree

Drive a d walk super sl w

If I was writing Alf season four it would have been about an existential threat to Alf in every episode

Leo Tolstoy was Dunn Kruger about rivers

Can anyone explain the motion blurring thing to me?

The psyops against my grandpa radicalized me

A 3rd Century AD, mosaic with the personification of a lake wearing crab claw hairclips has been unearthed in the city of Iznik, Türkiye 🇹🇷 Archaeologist Yusuf Kahveci “We can read the name Askania beside the central figure. This was the Roman-era name of Lake Iznik". #archaeohistories

sister told me to set up a storygraph account

If I show my kids SimCity or Command & Conquer or War / Star Craft... I know what's going to happen

Tabloids about tv shows knocked my socks off the first time I saw it Speculation/ gossip about soaps, etc when I realized the world was a truly sick place to exist

If we lose the next one it will really roust up a resistance, because if the drama

People on here horney for bread pix always want to see the crumb shot

Novelty Jesus Body Breads

my circus bread body is broken for you

U.S.A.'s official pastime could be helping each other out Every TV show could be giving away houses The bread could be the circus at this point What harm

I don't know who needs to hear this but: if you cohabitate, at this time of year, it's good to check if any food laying around is "a neccessary ingredient" and not just a pile of food because people are doing recipes that take all these ingredients nowdays