It would be strange if accusations of vote cheating could be responded to with detailed information showing transparency, best practices regarding every step of the process, and some kind of universal audit system.

Juneteenth falls on the last teenth of June each year, FYI.

7000 year itch

Is the other good Jesus Jones song in the room with us right now?

A cat chases a mouse like Ctn. Picard finishing one overly long sentence moving from topic to topic.

If I was a mouse. I would get caught up in the month of a house cat and get ways a bunch. I'd get crunched some but get way when they aren't 100% serious about it.

Bob used to invite me to Tenderloins at Hy-vee on wednesdays or Tuesdays, and breakfast at hy-vee since 2008, then taco Tuesday at keno, then Sunday or Wednesday at keno. I'd say, for about so many years, we've shared a weekly meal at least. He also harassed me to come to the car wash.

I am seeking legal remedy for the bedtime thing. This will not stand.

One 11 y/o kid says they seen enough star wars 100,000 adults reply that they are wrong to say so

I noticed an elderly woman using a mobility scooter on my bike route was always getting jammed up and walked over and missing her chance at crosswalks. I bought and installed a horn on her handlebars that sounds like a train. I just saw her scare the pants off like six people and then scoot on by! ✌️

Call your electeds and ask them about their support for Section 224 of the 2027 National Defense Authorization Act www.democracynow.org/2026/6/1/hea...

The UK spends £1.5bn a year renting trains that are worth only £5-7bn and which last for 25 years, a loss of more than £1bn a year. The trains were privatised by John Major in 1994, it's time to end this scam.

hope you brought urine!

Victor Marx, the Republican frontrunner for Colorado Governor, performs exorcisms where he says he commands demons and casts them off of people. He calls the practice “the secret sauce” of his $7M/year ministry.

BREAKING - The David Koresh Band has dropped out of Trump's Great American State Fair.

When I suggested, as an employee of one of the entire worlds largest railroads, that we distribute software updates to locomotive compiters via torrents in ~2017, I was shut down by senior engineers. When I suggested, we broadcast software updates on a continuous packetized loop via radio, same.

For those who are asking "why won't Sherrill send in the State Police?" She has. She's sent them in to stop protestors from driving to Delaney Hall. She's blocked roads and set up a checkpoint where everyone has to show ID. Call her now and tell her to call off the goons. (609) 292-6000

Laura Ingalles Wilder, more like Mary Sue Wilder

GM. "What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your breakfast."

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I thought you might enjoy this campaign advertisement. It’s always infrastructure week in our hearts.

The prisons should sell prison insurance because they know better than anyone what the prices should be

If a cat is unfortunate and is born outdoors, and imprints putdoors as its proper domain, then for some fraction of cats, being made to live indoors after adoption with no going outside can break their brains pretty badly. They go nuts if kept indoors. They think they "belong" outside.

It's not extraterrestrials, it's racism!

The moon can be illuminated an annoyingly specific amount if you ask the right moon folks

One pooly acted main character can really ruin the entire show

Prison insurance for the prison fees in case of an out of network prison stay

Not running torture prisons is a cool milestone to reach. I think it's a really affirming achievement to make.

Folks from Iowa pronounce it like Mill-walkie, and say the L in walkie

A large stretch of forest that has been owned by the state of Minnesota for more than 100 years will soon be returned to the Fond du Lac Band of Lake Superior Chippewa.

Yesterday I signed a bill to return 3,400 acres of land to the Fon du Lac Band of Lake Superior Chippewa - a joint effort between the Tribe, the state, and the University of Minnesota.

Fun fact: to keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were filmed on Earth.

The Center for Democracy & Technology (CDT) on Bill C-22: They are the leading nonpartisan, nonprofit organization fighting to advance civil rights and civil liberties in the digital age.

Only 62% of Angelenos live within a 10-minute walk of a park. In Chicago and New York, it’s nearly 99%. That’s not just unfair, it’s dangerous. Neighborhoods without shade and green space face hotter streets and dirtier air. My plan cuts red tape and invests in a greener, cooler LA for everyone.

There but for the grace of being too lazy to go anywhere go I

Cats unfortunately kill birds because their just too fucking much Like shut up!

Your Honor, my client can be a bit of an O.J. Simpson at times.

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

If it's not the CEO MMA fight, I'm not watching it, I dont care what the venue is

Dear Margaret, are you there, it's me, God

Leasure thinking thinking whatever you want for free without interruption that's a precious thing I'd say not waste it

If AI were as great as we're told it currently is, we'd be talking about a hundred other incredible inventions, instead of just AI. We'd be talking about all the fantastic inventions that AI came up with.

dr_manhattan_its_1985_meme.png "It's 1985 people are arguing which star wars is the worst." ...

Did you know? The Nintendo Switch is 50 years old. #retrogaming #geriatric

Noncommensurate commodity-task-product trade completion tokens

Birthday, graduation, penis rating, all the kinds of greeting cards

Some billionaire is just going to have slightly less work to do. The 3 stations left can cover the job of completely identical messaging.

If we fold one of the TV stations they were deliberately destroying, that will show them Yeah, then they'll have one less TV channel to have to bother controlling

I always show my dissatisfaction with tyranny by not watching a certain TV channel for a while

One political red line for me is no bicycling in the bed when me or any of the several cats are sleeping