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if an autistic person asks if you're autistic, you're no longer self-diagnosed, you're now peer-reviewed

I read that it’s some kind of kink. So those ppl are very into it. The rest of us (myself included) are confused and no longer hungry.

Let us know what a wolf cry to the blue corn moon sounds like.

I hope she bust your head to the white meat!!!

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I’m drunk as hell

Y’all

This uber ain’t got a single shock or strut. Luckily thick thighs save lives.

Ok lemme get dressed, I’m going full auntie tonight

To add... I feel like a lot of people on these apps ain't getting the sex they always talk about, hence, always talking about it... You clap enough cheeks on the regular, when you get horny, you go clap cheeks, not to BlueSky to tell us how much you like clapping cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You ain't have to drag the entire city of Chicago lik dis.

And honestly given the state of *everything* it’s gon be a lot more sex to cope

According to WHOMST?? Because….

Gay people and children will let you know if you got the juice or not 🤣🤣🤣

!!!!!!

$100 for the first checked bag is insane

Ginger infusion worked! I finally slept through the night

Can’t believe I have real meetings today omg

The recipes are being passed down!!!

It's too Friday to be working

Where the hell is Tony account I got some slander for him

A lesser man or at least less country man would have folded in the face of the raccoons but I hit them with a "GitOnOuttaHereNow" and saved myself

Well I threw my trash away and two raccoons ran at me so I think I'm done for the night.

Yall making spaghetti with vegetables?

I kept seeing IG posts about dirty spaghetti and once I watched a video … imagine my surprise to find out it was a very regular spaghetti recipe with diced veggies. 🤨😭😭 Like how was mfers making spaghetti before???

Drinks? Yeah

Boy look like Parlez Vous Jalen Hurts

START???

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I got sour apple in my purse right now

Neon pink 🔥 because it’s summer!

I’m def getting some ice cream today

Idk how we got here but I love that yall love that

Moths are always attracted to light. Block them. Ain’t no hauntings in this bih!

This is insane, block him

Do I even want to know what this foolishness is about?

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Literally just built a webapp so that the surgeon I'm dating can let me know when she's free/not on call without me having to ask so that I can plan ahead.

They talking about somebody at work named Mary Hoover, saying “I think it’s Mary Hoover” and yall KNOW where my mind went

Please rest 😂

LMAOOOOO

Tacos 🌮🌮🌮

That man came in here and tightened up my AC and it’s feeling CRISP in this hoe!!! I’M SO ICY!!! 🥶❄️

I had to delay my tea because I took my iron pill and y’all, I am feeling the delay! Down bad

YIKES

I can NOT be done sleeping for the night 😩 wtf

Is it a hot flash or is it residual heat in the house 😩

Go sportsball!!

Please sit down 🤣🤣🤣