The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

I need to find this woman so I can plead with her to be friends with me!!!!! This is how you do it!!!!

Billie Eilish asked an important question: "If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?" There are FIVE ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Billionaires are the result of a failed system.

Amazing capture by Brad Dennis

If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground. At least three weeks

You know what will happen if someone I previously thought was a decent person turns out to be incriminated by the Epstein files? I will change my opinion of them, because evidence has shown they’re actually NOT a decent person. It’s not that hard.

I am usually pretty unmoved by the president's failures of decorum, because I find it creepy that people are generally unmoved by fucked up presidential shit if it's discussed in a tasteful manner and everyone adheres to fancy, historic norms, but that "Quiet, Piggy" shit was something.

Korea is flexing here with this highly artistic floating solar farm, newly commissioned days ago. 47.2 MW of capacity located near the 50 MW Imha hydroelectric dam. The modules are arranged into the shape of Korea’s flag and the Mugunghwa, Korea’s national flower.

www.facebook.com/reel/8229940... It rained a little 👀👀👀👀

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Some days, it’s all I can muster, so, this is a good reminder

His redistricting campaign is backfiring! ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

A message from President Obama 💙

Gov. Newsom 💙

I don’t think US taxpayers should subsidize treason against the United States

TENNESSEAN: “Ethics complaint filed claiming 8 Senators ― including @MarshaBlackburn & @SenatorHagerty ― violated conflict of interest rules by supporting a provision allowing them to sue the government for millions…” (Finally they cover this story! 👏🏽) www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...

So how many immigrant criminals are on the list of people DHS is looking for in Charlotte? If they know they are criminals then they will know their names & how many there are. Or do ICE just arrest everyone & then sort it out later? THIS IS ILLEGAL & UNAMERICAN www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

*Taps chalkboard* WHAT HE IS DOING IS IN DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO THE CONSTITUTION. When is someone going to hold him accountable?? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller???

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In a lifetime of classless, obnoxious, and disgusting things said by Trump, his social media post about Thomas Massie’s marriage is right up there. Meanwhile, all the Republican fake Christians will continue to follow and praise this gross shell of a human because they love it all.

For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

This all just makes me so sick. Let me know when he’s gone.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

These guys are walking the walk and making me reconsider my atheism 👀

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EVERY vote counts!!!!

What an easy governing philosophy Republicans have. Just blame every problem on Biden, Democrats, and migrants. Then you never have to solve anything and can blame all your failures on other people. This is especially useful when you are grossly unqualified for your position.

these are not even the files lol

If you want a healthy economy and less crime, give people housing, food, and Healthcare.

Pope Leo has me SERIOUSLY considering a return to the church 👀

sing this song every time JD and the Supremes walk through the door

You know what happens when people are fed and housed and provided opportunity? They SUCCEED and we are ALL better.

I live in this city 😢This is not how I want our community to make the news 🤬 We are heartbroken here

Meanwhile: bsky.app/profile/ronf...

I didn’t expect to see my atheism so severely tested today in hoping that hell is real.

First of all, a 15-year-old is not "barely legal." The age of consent in Florida is 18. So sexual behavior with a 15-year-old is rape. Megyn Kelly is VILE trash for saying otherwise. And Megyn Kelly is confessing to having insider information about what Jeffrey Epstein was up to but stayed silent.