This was hilarious!!😂 I remember watching this with my mom the very first time it aired, and we both laughed so hard we had tears running down our faces. It was “pee your pants” funny — comedy gold. 🤭

here's today's post: "do try to stay awake for your own war, dumb-ass" — this is going to be a five-alarm shit-show. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

HOW DOES DEMENTED DONNY DUMBFUCK IMAGINE HE'S GOING TO RUN VENEZUELA? HE COULDN'T EVEN READ HIS PREPARED SCRIPT YESTERDAY WITHOUT BEING A SLURRING, RAMBLING MESS — AND HE FELL ASLEEP WHILE STANDING UP. MANY ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4aEKAw8

“Here we come a-wassailing Among the leaves so green; Here we come a-wand’ring So fair to be seen. Love and joy come to you, And to you your wassail too; And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year And God send you a Happy New Year.”

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My babies from yesterday. 🥰

Just booked a trip to Saunders island for the end of Jan. One of my top places to visit in the Falklands!

A male Pileated Woodpecker working his way up an oak tree. Pileated Woodpecker love oak trees as they often harbor carpenter ants (a favorite food of these woodpeckers.)

Snowdrops in the snow drops.

Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me Jack Kerouac,

Just a bunch of idiots playing fort in their bedsheet tent.

The Mar-a-Lago Situation Room a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) 😳

What’s all over Greenland’s Facebook today…

Enjoy yourself.... it's later than you think. But then it always is... always. Enjoy, you beautiful people.

“Here we come a-wassailing Among the leaves so green; Here we come a-wand’ring So fair to be seen. Love and joy come to you, And to you your wassail too; And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year And God send you a Happy New Year.”

I was born during the Tet Offensive while my father was in Vietnam. I can say with confidence that America’s politicians, chicken hawks, and policy wonks haven’t learned anything about the appropriate use of our military in my lifetime, nor do they plan for contingencies or long term consequences.

Trump's America First policy is getting us into a war. That means we need a "MAGA First" policy meaning young MAGA supporters get drafted FIRST to fight Trump's war.

This walking maga lobotomy has delusions of grandeur. Trump opened the door to Venezuela oil fields and gold mines. Venezuela does still have a military. It’s still a sovereign country. They wanted Madura out. Ok he is out. Now get to your backyard.

He wants to be Emperor Palpatine – but on his best day, he's an orange Jabba the Hutt.

He’s all impulse now. Consequences aren’t a consideration.

The folks on Fox News insisted that Trump didn't want to "run" the Venezuela after the U.S. invasion. During his press conference a few hours laterTrump made it abundantly clear that he intended on dominating and running the government of Venezuela.

Dementia and ignorance should not direct our foreign policy.

Here is someone describing VP Harris as a “self-sabotaging damaged candidate” and you don’t know whether to laugh, spit nails, or cry. There’s nothing like a circular firing squad among disaffected Dems to make you absolutely sick.

"A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for a man who wants to end wars, not start them, and who has demonstrated already that he has the courage and strength to stand up and fight for peace" -- Tulsi Gabbard, 10/27/24

Stephen worm tongue Miller’s wife posted this on the other app.

Denmark needs to get rid of the US military base in Greenland and so does the rest of Europe. They aren’t going to defend against a Russian invasion but open a secondary front line to invade you too. It’s time to kick the US out worldwide.

That Atlantic story is wild. That man has come fucking unhinged and the damn Republicans need to do something immediately. We are about to set fire to the entire globe.

@crookeddick.bsky.social You disgusting Mothafukka telling @be4dawn.bsky.social who's amazing friend and Resister to do what?? You disgusting degenerate you're a fucking terrible human!! Ill make sure everyone knows it too you piece of shit!! Fuck YOU!! PLEASE REPORT @crookeddick.bsky.social🙏🔥‼️

In the meadow, we can build a snowman ☃️ and pretend that he's a circus clown …

PSA announcement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also remember the many Dickless guys in this admin.

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No it's holding people accountable for their actions. Anyone who didn't vote for Harris helped get us here. Maybe next time y'all will realize the bad shit impacts you too.

I’m sorry. You seem sensitive to this criticism for some reason I guess you think we should celebrate those who chose to vote for the warmonger criminal …. Or better yet - try to sympathize with those who chose not to vote …. We are all living with the results millions of us tried to warn you

Pretty much…🤔🤔🤔

Colombia confirms that US President Donald Trump is a child rapist.