One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"

It's going to feel so good when he carks it though. It'll be the best moment of our lives. Just gotta hold on a little longer.

Starmer's government has no confidence or convictions. It can't sell its ideas to the British people and isn't willing to push them through and let people see the benefits. I have to imagine if I had a government majority like he's got I'd do *something* with it. This was a good idea, damn it!

I didn't play a lot of Switch this year but I did buy a Super Famicom so that's about where I'm at. Expect my Switch stats to shoot up in like 30 years.

In its heyday, Dilbert was a pretty good comic. I'm happy to say that now that the cunt who made it has carked it. Rest in piss.

I used to be a keen follower of Novara Media and Owen Jones and the like but any journalist still posting on X has lost all moral authority. You're a lefty commentator but you're contributing to the CSAM section of Der Stürmer? Yeah okay go off.

Hey. I think everyone who voted for Trump knew what he was and voted for him because it's what they wanted.

I wanted to go to Japan my whole life and then did. New life goal is to go again. youtu.be/RslomdvNdtQ

My new year's resolution is 5120x1440. I just got a new monitor so I can do this joke.

You're probably really good at emulation but maybe send this to your friend who doesn't know how to use save states responsibly. #retrogaming www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKNx...

If you’re bleating about the perils of X while remaining on X… shut up

I wrote an obituary of celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman for Ars Technica: arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad

Sooz is a good egg, she's been brilliant on Digi-related things over the years, and doesn't deserve this news. We'll be at her show on January 30th. Please support her if you can.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

This is the saddest news to wake up to. Cancer is a fuck. Burger Becky is a legend.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Pooka and I went to check out the Nintendo Museum on our trip to Japan this summer. Here's what we thought about it, recorded mostly in the hotel room on the day we went! #retrogaming #Nintendo youtu.be/xjMkdqi8dQA

try again, but harder

I know it's tough - but your tentative endorsement of cycle lanes on Bluesky could be the extremist action that makes voters in Normville turn away from Jennifer Nice, the now-tainted Democrat candidate, and instead reluctantly support her opponent, Shitlord K. Hitler

BREAKING - PRINCE ANDREW TO BECOME REGULAR ANDREW!

why did this make me wheeze out loud

In Germany they don't say Planeswalker they say Flugzeugspatziergänger*in and I think that's beautiful.

This explains some of this but excuses none of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6L9...

If I could do exactly this but to Prince Andrew I'd be so happy. youtu.be/8Ou0fSPZax4

Hang on, Kemi Badenoch said in her speech she wanted a country where "reward matches effort"? 100% tax on inheritance then, is it?

After I *just* went all the way to Japan to buy this! What the hell, Nintendo!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ie...

The shocking truth about the photograph of the ‘ordinary’ Nazi and its chilling message for us today

Easy. Get everyone doing their best knock-knock jokes and do the interrupting starfish. #CelebrityTraitors

this is honestly so cunt #CelebrityTraitors

Also absolutely wild to me that getting cancer in the US is expensive, like it's a luxury you have to pay for, and half the country is apparently fine with this?

This fucking sucks. Support a legend in a shitty situation.

Tapping the sign.

I'm not going to judge you or tell you how to live your life, but I am curious about something. Why are you still on X?

Apart from the unnecessary hardship this will inflict on individuals, this will be bad for integration and social cohesion, bad for the economy, and will increase irregular migration. [And, as @robfordmancs.bsky.social has shown, it's hugely unpopular and out of step with the British public]

Emailed my MP to say this is shit. Not sure what else I can do really. Enjoy your Reform government, I guess.

This is tacky and degrading for both Star Trek and MtG. On paper, I should be the bullseye of the target audience for this set, but this image just makes me feel sad.

Yes. Very good.

I don't have any Disney subscriptions to cancel so maybe I can just make sure their torrents are well-seeded for everyone else. x

Nothing you can do will affect the direction of BlueSky's moderation decisions or anything else. If you want a social media platform where you have some control, Mastodon is right there.

Hello! I've been away. My first video about my holiday in Japan is up now. Let's go buy retro games in Akihabara! youtu.be/RslomdvNdtQ #retrogaming

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

I’ve always been a James fan. Saw them more times than I can count in the 90s. But it’s frankly ridiculous the wonderful Tim Booth is doing more to speak out against a far-right rally than a Labour PM. I give KS til tomorrow. Then I’m leaving the party. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's 11/9 and this has been on my mind. Celebrating death has always been part of America and being human. You might not like it but you can't deny it's a very normal reaction that we have sometimes when we think the world is better for somebody no longer being in it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL...

If anyone suggested you do to Linehan what he said to do to trans people he wouldn't be able to drag that massive fucking head of his to the station fast enough to report you.

Just got on a plane. Hope I don't miss anything important over the next couple of hours because if anything does happen or has happened to any world leaders I want to hear it from you degenerates first. Newsreaders will get the vibes way off.