"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Annie Hall & The Sorrow and the Pity

Top albums on my wishlist I’ll buy on sight: Steve Goodman - Steve Goodman Underwater Moonlight - The Soft Boys Reading, Writing and Arithmetic - The Sundays Everything That Happens Will Happen Today - David Byrne & Brian Eno

My wife accused me of weaponizing incompetence because she loves me and doesn’t think I could actually be this dumb.

The Rock at the jet ski store: “Can I get a Sea-Doo?”

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

My 3yo has discovered “why?”

Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job

Charlie Kaufman writing Eternal Sunshine: Everyone knows it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. What this movie presupposes is… what if it isn’t?

I was 30 when Trump first took office and he’ll still be in office when I turn 40 and I am so angry at Biden for that.

The 3 things I love to hate the most: 1. The Gregorian calendar 2. Liquid laundry detergent 3. Chuck Schumer

Hey look a Senator NOT getting ratioed into oblivion for appeasement of fascists!

America now has secret police and paramilitary squads that are murdering and kidnapping people--even young children. And Chuck Schumer's response is to beg for "exceedingly reasonable" reforms. What the fuck is wrong with him?

If your fancy brioche bread has wax paper stuck to it, you can just eat it. Speaking from experience.

the tech industry

And this is how we start watering our crops with Brawndo.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

I don’t know what album I’ve listened to the most times in my life, but there’s a good chance it’s Perfect from Now On by Built to Spill.

I'm still seeing creatives who (I think) are just ignorant of this fact starting Substacks... It makes me groan every time, though 😥

Schrödinger’s Bluesky: I am both Atlas and Chicken Little

Every Amazon review is like Good for the price! Caught fire 5 minutes into using it, but what do you expect for $49.99!

As an aside, Rachel is a legend. (From Fischer’s “African Founders”)

It’s actually wild that he can’t even do a little lip service, pretend to care

Today, as Gaza continues to be stuck in a bloody limbo, we are turning our website over to Gaza and its people in an initiative we are calling “A Day for Gaza.” There will be no pieces published on our website today that do not come directly from Gaza.

Shapiro really is east coast gavin newsom

Can’t spell “happiness” without “ha! penis”

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I love it when the album name comes from a lyric in a song but the song isn’t named after that lyric

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

If you’re going to cast an Elven Queen in your movie, it certainly doesn’t hurt to have God’s most perfect creature, Cate Blanchett.

Yes, funny.

I wish it had been Jerry Seinfeld instead.

These boomer grandparents are just built different man* *not a compliment

feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember www.jlundyforsd65.com

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Abolish ICE. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ab...

Sounds like something a bunch of rabid ultra-Zionist pigs would do, tbh

We saw that one ICE guy and said “I usually don’t mock people for their appearance, but in this case I’ll make an exception” and honestly I love that for us.

“Catch” by The Cure is my favorite song about having an anonymous, epileptic girlfriend.

tl;dr swinton

Alien 3 is the Pablo Honey of Fincher films.

It’s sick and it’s wrong and something needs to be done about it

Personally, I rank everything on a scale from 1 to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song.

I ground coffee for the week on Sunday. “Surely this is enough coffee for the week” I said to myself on Sunday. It’s Wednesday.

Masterpiece.