I just accidentally squeezed out way too much toothpaste and then managed to actually do a fairly decent job of getting most of it back in the tube so I guess that saying is kinda bullshit.

Ford moved on in 1974. Obama moved on in 2009. Biden moved on in 2021. It's working GREAT so far, guys! Keep it up!

Oh wow really

6yo to wife: “do you have diarrhea? I mean, your period?”

Republicans be like

so cool how this guy got severe brain damage and it turned him MAGA

What I love about Trader Joe’s cold brew coffee is that it’s smooth, rich & black, just like me.

the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'

They said for years the one thing surviving streaming was live sports and now that’s just full of sports betting and gambling addiction help commercials.

Even saying that Musk is posting "about race" is softening what is happening here, which is that the world's wealthiest person is committing himself to spreading overt Nazi propaganda.

Can’t believe these revelations that Mr. Beast might not be on the up-and-up. Shocking if true.

Every Silicon Valley bro is either an android or amphetamine head. Lizard people or just snorted Adderall off a toilet seat. Pick a lane. One or the other. There’s no middle.

Schrödinger's Strait.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

Notable: In an enormous shift Last night 40 Senate Dems voted yes on two Bernie Sanders resolutions to block a sale of weapons to Israel It failed 40-59 But .. 7 Dems voted -with all GOP- to approve the weapons: Blumenthal Coons Cortez Masto Fetterman Gillibrand Rosen Schumer Dems Voting yes 👇

Only a handful of people saw the first Pavement show, but every single one of them started a music blog

The mashup of Prince’s “Annie Christian” and Smashing Pumpkins’ “Annie-Dog” playing in my head right now is 🔥

LOGGING ON

economics is the 'science' of justifying why the wealthy have everything and the poors have nothing, it's just phrenology with extra steps

No it’s extremely funny

Perfection

Aliens, Terminator, and T2 are all in my favorite movies of all time list. I do not care for the blue cat people movies.

Constantine (2005)

To everyone saying “let’s see the evangelicals stick with Trump after he insulted the Pope!”, that’s not how this works, y’all.

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

Men need purses and I’m sick of pretending like we don’t.

"Where are all the campus protestors?" ask the grinning ghouls who cheered on the brutal suppression of campus protests

That’s Smee in the corner

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

one thing i hit on a lot is you can notice that the focus on winning over conservatives, from dems as a party at least, is it's not a wide charm offensive, it's limited to a specific slice of conservatives. romney, cheney types. well paid pundit types. can and probably does own two houses types.

Me when I see another “what is shoegaze?” article.

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Make America Matriarchal Again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_...

I hate Liquid Glass. I hate it so much.

Any Bill Callahan fans on #atlsky? See you there? www.bigtickets.com/e/spnb/billc...

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

I haven’t had this out in probably 15 years. I’m really excited to put it up.

Honestly though who names their kid “Markwayne”? Stupid.

Israel’s holocaust of Palestinians reached a horrific new low today. No different than trains heading to gas chambers. Shame on everyone silent about this.

1, 2, you know what to do

I wonder if there are any movies about the folly of building an opera house in the middle of the Amazon. I could go for something like that right now.

Nobody’s computers are OK anymore.

Slowly explaining to my wife that actually women need men to protect them from men.

Nobody apologizes to the Queen Mary anymore.

Nobody asks hissing faunas if they’re the destroyer anymore.

Kindergarten is too young to read Watchmen, right?

All I need are some tasty shoegaze guitars, a cool motorik beat, and I’m fine.