Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over? Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen. www.ft.com/content/4855...

We promised to campaign the way we want to govern. That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown. Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵

Why, no, I didn’t use a hedge clipper to trim my daughter’s bangs. She got my toenail clippers and crawled under her bed and did that all by herself. This is the FOURTH time she has cut her own hair.

Maybe AI is sentient and it’s screaming for us to kill it.

I only think about going way down yonder on the Chattahoochee.

(Extra smug) this is why I don’t have any tattoos.

he gave the skull cool sunglasses

This seems like a bad sign. Is this a bad sign? It might be a bad sign.

I still don't know what shoegaze is no matter how many times a trans girl explains it to me

Movies were better when David Morse was in all of them.

Paul Simon is 84. Seen here with Art Garfunkel.

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

It is so inexcusable on so many levels how unprepared Congress has been for this administration.

21 left folks!!

Gaza.

I don’t support Donald Trump anymore. I never did, but I don’t anymore, too.

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer

Reminder that if you are interacting with law enforcement in Illinois, this IS a stop and ID state. Also, aside from identifying yourself and asking if you're free to leave, the ONLY thing you should say to law enforcement, state or federal, is:

so you were too stupid to understand the point of kid shows when you were a kid

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

That ICE agent teargassing outside an elementary school… what we’ve become normalized to is pretty scary.

Donald Trump’s a pedophile, pedophile, pedophile Donald Trump’s a pedophile Silver Shamrock

#BREAKING | According to Al Jazeera: Nearly 20 Israeli warships have been spotted 7 to 20 nautical miles from the Global Sumud Flotilla, which has declared a high state of alert in preparation for possible interception.

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Anas. Anas had just enrolled in college in Khan Younis when the war started and his brother Ahmad who is 14 excelled in math and wanted to be a doctor. They’ve been deprived of education for 2 years and desperately want to continue it.

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Now is the time to be brave. Republicans in Georgia have controlled our state for over 20 years leading to underfunded schools, closing hospitals, & low wages stuck at $5.15. I'm running for Governor to change that.

The Deputy Chief of Staff... is in charge of military strikes? Do we even have a president?

If you support Palestinian rights we are extremely close to our goal!! less than 5k to go. please pitch in, my family in Gaza is large and we all need to eat, get medicine and survive the genocide & starvation . Help us evacuate to safety we beg you donate 50 its mean a life to us 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Wild the way WaPo was added to Apple News right as it took a right turn.

[forever screaming into the void] TAAAAAANKIESSSSSS!!!!

In like 2010 I photographed Palestinians and Israelis counter-protesting near Fairfax and Wilshire. The Palestinians were kind men women and children of every age and race. The Israelis were all angry 20yo boys who demanded I delete photos of their faces.

Fellow #MAHA people, important announcement this morning from RFK being suppressed by the mainstream media: You can cure autism by putting your balls in the microwave and running it on high for 3 minutes.

You know like when they’d ask kids in 1955 what the year 2000 would be like and they’d draw flying cars? I guess what I’m saying is I don’t think anyone’s predictions of “the future” involved so much pedophilia.

Spain has joined Italy in sending a ship to accompany the Gaza Flotilla as the international community condemned an apparent drone attack by Israel on Wednesday morning.

How bout that rapture, eh?

you did the meme!

It’s hilarious how classless they are

Been listening to @bootstrapboys.bsky.social ‘s cover of Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky” a lot over the past couple of days, which compelled me to look up Norman. I feel like there are a lot of classic rock station staples you can know without knowing anything about who made the song.

Remember this tweet from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social back in 2020 when he decided to stomp on the graves of progressive democrats running primaries against his fellow establishment shills? Remember this when he votes in favor of the Charlie Kirk bill, capitulating to MAGA for the upteenth time.

Silly farmer. Leopards eat faces, not soybeans.

After months of smearing this guy as a possible terrorist or terrorist supporter who they needed to eject as soon as possible back to Egypt, the trump administration today filed a motion in court basically going, eh nvm Glorious taxpayer funded use of time www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Senator Jeff Merkely leads the First-ever resolution in the U.S. Senate to formally recognize a Palestinian state This is long overdue and a critical step forward. www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-lead...

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If you’re making out on the subway that’s Public Display of Affection. If it’s just a little peck on the cheek, that’s P.D.A. Lite.

The rapidity with which the GOP went from “the government shouldn’t pick winners and losers” to “the President should decide who hosts late night shows” should probably shape how future historians write about the pre-Trump GOP.

Gonna become a lobbyist for the adult film industry. Call myself The Knobby Lobby.