My Midwest credibility is in strong working order. Made meatloaf for the family tonight and it was out-fucking-standing. Next up, a big pot of chili later this week because in 2026 I’m going to hit peak Midwest dad.

Caleb Williams' playoff stats: 47/90 (52.2%) 618 passing yards 4 TDs 5 INTs 65.8 passer rating

wow must be nice to have a non perv kicker who can make his kicks!!!!!!!!

i felt nothing for ben johnson before this season but now i will cherish everything from all of his minor inconveniences to his most crushing heartbreaks

he can’t keep getting away with it

I’m ready for the meteor to fucking end it all.

It’s fucking happening again. The horseshoe up this team’s ass is unbelievable.

the bears' superpower is that somehow all opposing coaches turn into absolute fucking morons

It’s fucking happening again. The horseshoe up this team’s ass is unbelievable.

This is an incredibly frustrating game to watch because after every mistake I find myself shaking my head and asking, how the fuck did Green Bay lose to these guys twice?!

When you realize your kid is just like you and it makes you hate yourself even more than you already do.

When Bill fucking Kristol is to the left of the mainstream Democratic party…

Packers fans watching this game, going “Special teams fuck-ups, dumb penalties, turnovers? Shit, *we* could have done this.”

Keep (Timeless Love Bombs for women’s tag seems like a solid move down the line.) Keep (but no higher than 25; not a great chance either way.) Keep (She’s just getting started, let’s let it roll.) Kick (JetSpeed, baby)

As a longtime soda drinker, with a few kinds of tea mixed in occasionally, I’m trying to ease myself into drinking coffee in the mornings instead. Today’s experiment went reasonably well, but I can tell this is probably going to be slow going.

Not my house, but I know my way around

I hate it.

Boy, sure would have been nice for the Packers to get Asante Samuel back in November, huh?

Apparently it wasn’t showing up anywhere else but was in the full replays in the Sports tab. Weird. Thanks all who helped!

So AEW Collision is not showing up on demand on Max. Or at least I can’t find it. Is that just for me or is that everyone? 🤼

THEY. DON’T. CARE. They are hiring for personality traits. That’s it. They are hiring people for their violent, racist, anti-social behavior. They don’t give a fuck about background checks or if you can do a sit-up. They just care if you’ll harass and assault the right people. Full stop.

And got a shithead moralizing leftist sharting into my replies trying to lecture me about paying attention to a football game after what happened this week. Motherfucker, now is not the time. Take that shit elsewhere and don't fucking preach to me, because you're eating a block.

Matt LaFleur can’t survive that loss.

Fuck you. LaFleur. Walk home. And try not to get hit by a car on I-94. Or do, I don't care.

You can't keep him. You can't. There is no way in the world he can be the Packers coach next year after that meltdown. None. I don't care about injuries. You were dominating that team even with the injuries. He needs to be gone on Monday.

Sure would have been nice to have that extra time out right now, huh?

So who should be the next head coach of the Green Bay Packers?

Outscored 28-6 in the second half. Fuck you, Matt LaFleur. Get the fuck out of Green Bay right now.

Revisiting this for obvious reasons.

31-27 it is.

So, do the Bears win 31-30 or 31-27? Or maybe 33-27 in OT? It's up to McManus to determine.

The Packers are *absolutely* going three and out here. 100% guaranteed.

Nixon my guy, what the hell were you watching on that 4th down?

Rich Bisaccia and all of those men playing under his leadership are going to turn me into the fucking Joker.

If you thought that possession wasn't going to end in a touchdown, I honestly don't know what to tell you, other than congratulations on watching the Packers for the first time. Don't get attached because they will rip your heart out. Over and over and over again.

I've assumed that the last three possessions for Chicago were going to end with a touchdown. This fucking team has been paying with fire for the better part of a quarter and a half. I'm so tired of this shit.

Is Matt LaFleur the worst coach in the NFL with a lead? In this essay, I will...

Again, the Packers are trying SO HARD to just give this fucking game to Chicago. Will they finally take it this time?

this is absolute classic "matt lafleur packers up in the second half" offensive performance

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY HEART MATT LAFLEUR, JESUS.

Wowwwww

They are absolutely going to find a way to lose this game. Mark that shit down in ink.

And there's the requisite dumbass fucking penalty on Kesean Nixon. TD Bears incoming. Fucking idiots.

Bears haven’t scored on their first drive in the last 9 games, so naturally they’re going to stomp their way down the field and score here. Sigh.

Information worth considering from the one and only Popehat, for everyone calling for Ross’s arrest after the murder in Minnesota. Not that it means don’t try, but moreso if you’re going to prosecute an officer, everything has to be PERFECT, and even then it might not work. bsky.app/profile/kenw...

“There’s people protesting in the streets and literal indisputable video evidence, but on the other hand, all the shittiest, worst people in the world are cranky online. Who’s to say what’s what?”

Yano absolutely tried to sell Aaron Wolf at least three distinct products just before they went through the curtain, didn't he? #NJDash

Had my first day at the new job today, so only just now getting to New Year Dash. Without any spoilers, anything critical that I need to see?

So: Seahawks (Bye) (7) Packers at (2) Bears (6) 49ers at (3) Eagles (5) Rams at (4) Panthers Is that about right?

Also, I am setting down my marker today, on January 4, whether it's as media (PLEASE) or otherwise, I *will* be at G1 Climax USA at NOW Arena in July.