My assumption is Divine Dominion retains, Shida turns, and my body is READY for heel Shida just kendo sticking people to death. Give it to me now.

I can't believe that ChatGPT would genuinely be an improvement, both in writing quality and likely in legal reasoning, over this drizzling shit masquerading as a legal document. But it absolutely would be.

I genuinely don't know how I feel about this. On one hand, it's silly, stupid fun, which is basically my favorite thing. On the other hand, Nealon is 72, and DeVito is 81. What would they *actually* be able to do, and would it be worth the TV time to set up and deliver?

I saw someone promote a column where they suggested that Aleister Black and Zelina Vega should go to Japan rather than any North American company, specifically naming NJPW and STARDOM as destinations. And if I'm being honest, it's a little tiresome for NJPW to be seen as everyone's WWE rehab. 🤼

"Triggering the libs" is basically this administration's reason for getting up in the morning and now that the libs are triggered you're gonna shake your head somberly like it's someone else's fault? Give me a break

TON of Packers types still on the board going into R4. Want to double up at CB? Malik Muhammad, Devin Moore. Want to double up at DT? Kaleb Proctor, DeMonte Capehart. RB? Mike Washington, Nick Singleton. LB? Kyle Louis. WR? Bryce Lance. OL? Brian Parker. EDGE? Dani Dennis-Sutton. Lots of fun left.

The special guests for every team cutting heel promos during the #NFLDraft is getting old, especially since most of them aren't particularly good or engaging about it.

Trey Zuhn III was my "gun to my head, he's a Packer" pick, and he goes to Las Vegas at No. 91 overall. So I guess that means it was nice knowing you all. 😂

Kaelon Black at 90? What are you doing, San Francisco?

Come on, tell me you wouldn’t want to see Alex Shelley take on @theleemoriarty.bsky.social for the ROH Pure Title. Let’s make that happen.

Caleb Douglas in the third?! Holy reach. #NFLDraft

For a second I thought I saw Dan Reeves on the stage during this whole military thing in between the 2nd and 3rd rounds of the #NFLDraft. Which it then occurred to me would be pretty difficult since he died over four years ago.

Everything is so fucking stupid.

My board for the #Packers tonight looks roughly like: (1) Jermod McCoy (2) Kayden McDonald (3) Colton Hood (4) Christen Miller (5) Brandon Cisse (6) Chris Bell (7) Gabe Jacas (8) Chris Brazzell (9) Dani Dennis-Sutton If they're all gone? Trade down, get picks in the 85-135 range.

To be fair to him, there's a lot that Rob Parker doesn't understand, so just toss this on the pile, I guess.

I’ve seen two theories popping up after #AEWDynamite and Darby saying Max needed to put something on the line for a rematch. They are: (1) To get his shot, Max lifts the Hangman stipulation, letting him challenge again, OR (2) Max invokes the Hangman stipulation HIMSELF to get his shot. Thoughts?

I don't think they actually belt up Ciampa tonight. But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't fascinated by the idea of what getting to the top and IMMEDIATELY failing would do to Darby the character. It would prove Mox right. It would prove MJF right. It would be devastating to his psyche. #AEWDynamite 🤼

To be fair, our secondary was playing dodgeball most of last season, so really it’s a department-wide endeavor.

Just pointing out that I said yesterday that (1) The fan was a creepy dick who deserves whatever he gets, but (2) Punk resorted to violence too quickly (both those things can be true), and that (3) the fan would take the entirely wrong lesson from this. And just like clockwork, there's number three.

Mock Draft Monday, baby. Would be absolutely over the moon with joy. DL fixed. CB depth improved dramatically. New WR to ensure continuity going into 2027 regardless of what happens with Watson/Reed. New RB providing good tandem with (and 2027 flexibility with) Jacobs. IOL and TE depth too. #Packers

After watching him recently in #ROH, I'm instantly intrigued by Daisuke Sasaki taking on both SHO and Despy in this year's BOSJ. Likewise, Nick Wayne again is in the same block as the Jr Champion (DOUKI), but will also get a crack at Fujita, and I am fascinated by the idea of him and Jun Kasai.

BTW, one of my myriad #ROH hot takes: Young Knockout Kid Chris Hero (circa 2008-09) absolutely should have gotten a run as ROH World Champion. He could do it all and would have absolutely been a solid credible champion, even if you just wanted a 6ish month reign to transition to Tyler Black.

It’s giving Twilight Zone and I am HERE for it.

Honestly, good for the #Packers, but a few that I don't think I care for as much. Give me: Daylen Everette in the 3rd over Davison Igbinosun Brian Parker in the 4th over Febechi Nwaiwu Cole Payton at 5.153 over Tim Keenan DeMonte Capehart at 5.160 over Dametrious Crownover Other than that, solid.

There are going to be some really rude awakenings when these people have to justify themselves to God somewhere down the line.

William Castle would be so proud.

The what bar? Where? Fuck it, I'm going to Seattle.

I was happy to get over 1,000, but I know several of the last few are absolutely bots and fake. So @realfollowers.bsky.social tell me how bad it is.

I feel like I can work this narrative into my "Kevin Knight joins The Hurt Syndicate" agenda.

One of my favorite parts of last night is explaining (in abbreviated form, natch) the lore of Okada CONSTANTLY stealing the Bucks' gear whenever the opportunity arose. That officially becoming an on-screen thing in AEW made me so happy. Dickhead Troll Okada is having so much fun and I love it.

More or less where I’m at. And a lot of those I disagree with aren’t necessarily bad. And the one’s I’m not a fan of, I know others will love. Sometimes not everything is my flavor and that’s okay.

Love the Kevin Knight move and he deserves the spotlight. Shocked at the C&C loss, thought Ospreay and Mox would go to a draw, also wonder like others if the Conglomeration was an audible. The main…amazing match. But I’m getting REALLY tired of the same Fed finish over and over with Max. #AEWDynasty

Here’s my theory: Kevin Knight to the Hurt Syndicate. #AEW

can we have one (1) babyface who remembers that the ref is knocked out before going for their finisher, ever #AEWDynasty 🤼

Tony Schiavone really hates MJF. Bryan Danielson can talk about MJF pretty neutrally, then Schiavone’s like, “Yeah, I hear you. That makes sense. Fuck him.”

Okay, I try not to be the moral panic type, but it feels like a weird choice to lean THIS hard into the devil imagery and then have Max retain. Maybe that’s just me. And if so, I’m sure many many people will yell at me to tell me how wrong and stupid I am. #AEWDynasty

Wrestling is better than the things you like.

Very happy to see that we've got two matches announced for #ROH Supercard of Honor already, and both women's matches, no less. **Deonna Purrazzo vs. Diamante for the Women's Pure Title **Athena defending the Women's World Title in the first women's Survival of the Fittest match

Saw Kris Wolf's last RISE match here in 2019 at RISE 13: Legendary. Sad to see this. AAW ran here. BLP. RISE. SHIMMER. Great intimate venue.

If you like tag team wrestling, you're going to want to watch tonight's @ringofhonor.bsky.social on Honor Club. And that's not including Action Andretti vs. AR Fox, the #ROH debut of The Iinspiration...and who knows what else. Supercard is in just over a month, so time to start dialing it in.

Sometimes you do a mock draft, and the board falls in such an hilariously absurd way that you can't actually believe it. I think that the #Packers and I would be over the moon. Two weeks to go until the #NFL draft.

I will never ever understand why The Righteous weren't immediately pushed right to the ROH World Tag Team Titles in 2023. "TK fumbled (X)" gets thrown around a lot, most times wrongly. He absolutely fumbled The Righteous. Full stop. They should have been champs within 6 months of their debut.

Now that the world’s not ending, who’s ready for #AEWDynamite tomorrow?!

I appreciate the sanity in this thread. I’m still sick to my stomach, but I feel better.

I’m trying to stumble through a day of work while I’m angry and fearful and on the verge of vomiting because every fiber of my being is terror and rage and trauma and confusion and I just fucking hate it.

The injury sucks, but man, I really would have put the TNT Title on Brody in Minneapolis. And I was saying that before the news of the injury broke. 🤼

Packers bringing him in for a visit, likely a 7th round or UDFA, but a freak athlete.

Hey, @peters.senate.gov ? Hey, @slotkin.senate.gov ? Anyone want to…you know…DO SOMETHING about this? Yes, impeachment and removal is a high bar to clear. But it is also your job to CONVINCE your fellow Senators to do it. The man is actively telling everyone he is planning to commit war crimes.

I could die a happy man if I see literally any of the people responsible for these atrocities tried in The Hague.