Up all night having the same stress dream because I took two 20 minute car rides

I need this city to get its late night transit together because when I get out of a show I’m ready to throw a truck through a wall not rush home before my trip goes from 40 minutes to two hours

This was so good. Seattle folks have another chance tomorrow but then it’s gone so if you can get on it

A million kind of woman in the world and we’re all fine as fuck

Little date to @annextheatre-sea.bsky.social to see a friend in “Wife of a Headless Man Investigates Her Own Disappearance” tonight. I’ve heard really incredible things and I know that my friend is a world class performer so I’m pretty excited

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

New EP! Available on most major streaming platforms. Consists of three Bobby Dylan covers and one by Arlo Guthrie, accompanied by just organ & guitar.

I’m glad that I have friends to see in shows. I love seeing the people I know make art. I love watching strangers too but somehow I constantly meet the best performers in the country who are doing the raddest shit I’ve ever seen

Women Want Me Fish Smooch Me

Gone smoochin’

I’d rather be smoochin’

Way ahead of you

Dog wakes up Comes into the room where I’m stretching Licks me once, on the face Trundles back to bed with my partner

My “quick morning stretches” have ballooned to up over an hour in the last six years or so

Doing a freedom fries but for my go to coffee drink, iced deathtoamericano

“You give such good hugs” Thanks. It’s the dread in my heart that I will never hold anyone ever again

I hate doing refinishing work on furniture but I love this woman so we’re doing refinishing work on furniture

"troubled coder who died by suicide" is such infuriating phrasing, he was a 26 yo, sentenced to 35 years in prison for downloading academic articles!! they murdered him.

All glory to the martyrs.

Lunch buddy is too sleepy to even bother me for french fries

You should get notices when places that banned you come under new management

happy easter

🙏🏽✨🏳️‍⚧️💃🏽

Credits of Return of the King

Trying to think of the funniest moment in a movie you could crack a beer you smuggled from outside a theater.

Power outage cuddle party!

Thinking about the little foxes and coyotes who used to visit every morning when we lived near dc

Being sick was only good because I had no idea what fresh horrors had awoken in the world

Still trans. Still visible. I promise I’ll turn all burgers purchased into bigger tits

Do it scared

Hey It’s tdov Covid has wrecked my body and finances this month Buy me burgers? venmo.com/u/Itsmlenow

We can afford one night,but that still leaves us with a day full of 100° heat and nowhere else to go with 2 large dogs tomorrow. Anything would help at all rn

I felt so much better yesterday and now I’m back to “hammered shit”. I need to do some kind of work so that I can make some kind of money but I’m just on my back again

Celebrating in the grand Irish tradition of going to work and getting shit on by my boss

If you can’t make money off of a match like this then you should get out of the making money business

just an idea but if tk wants to get back on the good side of the internet for platforming a known transphobe, he should pay for my bottom surgery.

I’m a hero

I’m either asleep or crying at this point there isn’t really another setting today

My friend Ray died this morning. He lived in a tent in my neighborhood with his wife Nancy. No one knows what actually happened. I’m so sick I hadn’t left the house in two days and now I’m kicking myself

Watermelon liquid IV save me

Being trans forces you to self-actualise in a way many people just don't. Once you've interrogated something so fundamental in yourself as your sex and gender, you start seeing yourself and your relationship to the world differently, and embracing yourself becomes much easier

Physically performing virtue is good. Signaling that you could hypothetically someday perform that virtue is also good but it’s also nothing

This one’s a fucking doozy fuck

I’m so tired and have been tired all day and I can’t seem to stay asleep for longer than half an hour at a time

that is not skeet which can eternal skat and with strange aeons even tweets may twat

It’ll eat my whole savings, but I can probably survive this

I can’t fucking afford this shit right now fucking fuck

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Can’t get a test until tomorrow morning but if I have covid I’m going to SCREAM