The marigolds today 🌱

*6 minutes into a documentary on norwegian fjords, fistful of popcorn* "So at this point in time I do actually blame great-grandma for my entire life being hot garbage because why would you pack up your nasty herd of kids and leave this? *shouting and chewing* dumbass fuckin move there gramma!"

Tomato harvest today!

I don't need a giant dinosaur sculpture. I don't need a giant dinosaur sculpture. I don't need a giant dinosaur sculpture.

Amazing people doing amazing things! Please give this a listen.

It turns out if you spend your youth dancing your ass off, and your twenties carrying rocks up and down mountains, your thirties will be spent going "can you hear my knees?" to your nearly deaf partner as you walk up stairs.

This one is a tough call.

Let this be your sign to go to the dentist even if you really really really don't want to.

Guess who has two thumbs and needs a root canal she can't afford???

Nicol Bolsas

Words that I think would make good names if they didn't mean what they mean part 9000, please tell me yours Adenine Ready Alien Eolian (Alien's twin) Trace Demon (as a middle name it flows with nearly everything, sorry) Sharpei Blackhawk (another banger middle name) Common Nicotine Grave

It's @travism.bsky.social first day at his new job so everybody clap 👏

Feeling p good because I accomplished making my halloween costume lets goooo

🌱 from my greenhouse

Thinkin bout em

One of the pumpkin plants I started got to be like 50 feet long with no pumpkins and anyway that pissed me off and I have been thinking I am going to rip that SOB right out but when I went for the death inspection this morning it has shit out like 5 baby pumpkins all in a row in days, like it knew.

Good morning. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMFUhKax/

#Hematite is a key mineral in banded iron formations. And BIFs are my BFFs: www.ted.com/talks/mika_m...

Astral projecting straight to the rapture after-party to let them know I am better than them.

Not raptured? Celebrate with flowers, heathens!

Have some cosmos

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL OF THESE HORSES?

I signed up for all of the horses on the post-rapture petcare site years ago, but I moved, and now I don't know where I am going to stash even a single shetland.

I started two new Stardew Valley games so if you see less of me on here, you know why lol

I got to hang out too, btw.

Next year we’ll go to Letchworth @devdoodle.bsky.social @geekbeardly.bsky.social

If you need a Halloween costume, this is a great option.

Cozy babes

Definitely not haunted art at the thrift store today

The lemon cucumbers are so pretty I wish I liked eating them more 😬

Unrelated meme I have

Nailed it. Excellent shot. Perfect.

Look they're all running away together 😭😭😭 #fleem #loot #fblthp #mtg #mtgo #throughtheomenpaths #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering

Misty morning flowers for your viewing pleasure

The horrors persist, but I celebrate Fleem. #mtg #fleem

Hear me out: a series of these for our spooky hallway wall.

I saved this from ScoopPhase's post and turned it into the invite for my sister's 'alien and spice girls' themed bachelorette/watch party. Thought I would share my talents and skills

ANYWAY, be proud of me for making my dentist appointment. Thank you.

Travis came up with the effing funniest halloween costume for us and I cannot wait. No spoilers. Do not ask him. Wait for it.

Asking the important questions

Stolen from the Gobfather Will Larson

The runaway winner here is so perfect, collectively the geologically inclined are muttering 'mmmm yes, there is a Better Mineral between these two, obviously'.

Travis got the job!!!!! I am so so proud of him!!! We are going to be okay here soon thank goodness. I am so excited for him!!!!

This was not directed at you, ever. You just decided that it was, which is telling, but it never was directed at you. I tried to help you and you have done nothing but harass me. I have blocked multiple accounts that you use to harass me with. And here you are, continuing to harass me.

A post I’ve been putting together for 2 years - the Etymology of Earth Sci Words. So far about 500 terms - the initial goal before clicking the ‘Publish’ tab www.geological-digressions.com/etymology-of... There are >1,000,000 words in the English language So my 500 words is a paltry sample. ⚒️🧪🌊

Bob as he looks out on his Red Mill empire:

I am extending this to 9/20 to it hits one more pay period for some. We actually unlocked me giving away 2 sets of these and each 10 dollars donated is an entry (so you donate 20, you have two entries)!! supporting.afsp.org/participants...

A friend!! 🦋🦋🦋

All the writing and being cringe online is going to pay off at some point, I can feel it

I’m chillin’ at James’ artist table. Come buy Con exclusive City’s Blessing tokens - all proceeds from those go to the fundraiser!