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World is shit. Dogs are good.

Everything is awful… …have some little dogs in sweaters. Bub’s playing Methaphor De Fantazio.

“I need that like I need another hole in my head…” …went to doc, got another hole in my head. Don’t recommend.

Jumping forward 15 years to another all-timer: Hum - You’d Prefer an Astronaut Missed out on the RSD reissue a year or so ago, pulled the trigger on this 45 rpm reissue and it’s taking me back to some very specific HS years and memories. #vinylsky

Woke up. Had some cigs. Poured coffee. Now spinning the absolute fucking gem Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. Little dogs in lap.

Tonight is Beggin’ Ass Dogs and listening to New Records and Not Doom Scrolling Night:

IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT ❤️

It’s incredible.

Like football? Like cards? Bored on a Friday night? Come hang out in chat with me!

Two shots from my Kickstarter launch event that I got back recently There is still *31* days left to back my Kickstarter for "From Christ To Love and everything in between" my very first paperback poetry collection. The first print run will be limited! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...

…like you have anything better to do in a Friday night, Nerd.

Here, have two dogs at the top of the steps looking menacing:

Update: The Long Dark Drinking Game I’ve now nodded off twice and have only had one drink while failing to repair a pair of mittens because I didn’t have enough cloth. I’m now in the garage smoking a cigarette drinking my beer while trying wake up for a continued adventure. I’m old.

Dev’s trying to convince me to play The Long Dark as a drinking game (I generally dislike resource management/survival games)… …I’m going to do it because I’ve already starting drinking and moderation has never been my strong suit. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Feel free to bug her for updates… it was her idea.

Must be rough to start to the new year with naps and belly rubs…

I can’t feel my legs…

This is a stupid place:

We help friends, here. We definitely help friend’s pets. Please give if you can afford to, please share if possible. 🫶 gofund.me/652b55225

Someone’s internal clock of off a bit and I’m being bullied in an attempt to get early dinner:

I have delicious left-over ham… …these shameless hoolligans would obviously like some of my delicious left-over ham. (Dev made an amazing ham)

I know I’m old because my entire day feels like a huge win because an appliance repair man was quick, efficient, clean, and effective. In, explained, fixed, out. Now to do multiple loads of dishes.

Dev lost her phone and I lost my gin and tonic… this is bothering more substantially more than it should… it’s a tiny ass fucking house, Ghost Grandpa: knock it off.

These absolute fucking weirdos

About once a year now I get the kind of drunk where I remember why I no longer enjoy getting drunk… …totally unrelated: Man Down! (One of my absolute favorite gins. Ohio made, light botanical, heavy citrus, v. smooth)

Still never seen at the same time/place:

We have fancy beer, records, and an insanely fancy gifted apple pie… Tonight is turning out ok.

Merry Christmas ya’ll.

Worked 4 hours. Got last minute Dev gift/stocking stuffer. Had brunch w/Dev. Favorite thrift store. Greenery store stop for Dev then we’re settling in for about 4 days of “as little as possible”. Been big in my feels, want to do nothing.

GIVEAWAY TIME!!! This Christmas, we’re giving away a copy of our latest album “The Simple Things” on vinyl along with some Kodachrome Babies swag to one person who signs up for our upcoming band newsletter coming in 2026! More details in the comments!

If anyone has ever wondered how white I am (I doubt it), the answer is VERY.

This is how your email found me today:

Ya’ll can have some Noodle… as a treat.

Me, all week.

To quote @lukeplunkett.com :

I’m so happy to see these idiot faces.

Update: they pushed departure back another hour because apparently the previous 6 hours of delays wasn’t enough time to arrange a goddamn flight crew. 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

I have eyes on a plane that will allegedly get us the rest of the way home… 8+ hours in fucking O’Hare is 8+ hours too fucking many.

Ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

“The Stringer” is on Netflix, an investigative documentary. This is my first Netflix/Sundance credit, with Additional Cinematography! “A photo editor’s 52-year-old secret sparks a two-year investigation into one of the Vietnam War’s most famous images.”

My soul is erect.

It’s happening!!!

Legit: my partner is the most amazing human alive for so many reasons! (Also: Hot)

Folks! Do. It. Now.

We’ve passed the 36 hrs in Texas mark: I really like the license plates here. Crisp. Simple. Readable. I *think* Dev’s family doesn’t loathe me, so that’s nice. I went to the strangest record store ever. Small. Little creepy. Found a used Einstürzende Neubauten album that felt like Xmas. A+

Do. It. I did, so excitedly. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...

Ya’ll!!!!!!!! We’ve got a code: awesome! Get in here!!! Go go go go go!!!

Important: I made a new friend… I would kill for him.

Today’s thoughts about Texas after about 24 weird hrs in state: Texas is fucking weird. H.E.B. is actually The Truth and I owe Dev an apology for doubting it. This place LOVES fencing. So much fencing. All the fences, gates, types, styles, etc. Speed limits = Fast Had amazing tacos.

This morning, the air hurt my face. Now I’m standing outside a BBQ place in a T-shirt and jeans and wishing I’d packed more shorts… Onward!