Little dog flophouse today.

Important

new metaphor just dropped

Haz flowers

The Mercury throwbacks are so horrendously ugly and should be burnt in a giant bonfire forever.

View from the “Greenhouse Cuck Chair”

So… …I’m apparently dating a Miss Universe doppelgänger. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSD6rGHp/

Your monthly dose of new James Art™ June: THE BURNINATOR I'm slowly correcting the terrible mistake of not having nearly enough dragons in my portfolio. So much majesty it might bite you in the face! #burnination #ThatchedRoofCottages #ConsummateVs #dragon #fantasyart #osr #D&D #illustration #art

Hollyhock Wednesday.

It’s hotter than Satan’s sweaty taint out there right now. I started mowing at 8:02 am and it was still fucking miserable. Have some flowers.

Flowers for the timeline! #bloomscrolling 🌱🫶

BSers! Tonight’s hot opinion time: Who is your favorite female vocalist? Active and Retired/Passed categories. Today mine are: Beth Hart (this slot changes daily) & Aretha (this slot never does)

Dev made homemade chicken noodle soup (with homemade broth) and now we’re both watching Holy Grail for the first time in ages. Nice way to spend day 4 of 10 off work.

Have some flowers on this hot ass miserable Monday.

Squash update

Color time.

The literal end game of one hour

I’m pretty sure that tooth had roots connected to my brain.

IVE ASSEMBLED A TEAM BETTER THEN THE FUKIN AVENGERS FOR TONIGHT'S HOG CRANKIN EDH STREAM! FEATURING: @thy-sabby-abby.bsky.social @llanowarricky.bsky.social @cooperleef.bsky.social COME THROUGH AT 1030 PM EST OR FORVER BE CRANKLESS

[I have had half a beer with my lunch and apologize in advance for the following text.] Imagine couples shirts, one says this, the other says Goblin Mode. Completely wearable separately as a bonus.

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

I’m off work for 10 straight days, here’s this morning flower tour (the incredible peach hollyhock lost the battle to the hail last night, hopefully fresh buds tomorrow)

Hey everyone, @hobbesq.bolasgang.com has less than 48 hours to go on his photography Kickstarter if that’s something that interests you

I’m angry, insulted, concerned, and confused all at the same time…

Fabulous, like a cloudy sunset on a stick

You can have some flowers today

We're in the Endgame now folks. I will likely have a bunch of posts the next few days as we enter the end of our Nature Calendar Kickstarter for @goblinprioritymode.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/831...

So, I was reminded that 7 years ago was one of the most confusing experiences of my life… and also one of the most touching and generous. Wonderful people are wonderful. @thatguyjames.bsky.social @thatgalcarolyn.bsky.social

Jen's 5k is up first! She's running for @afspnational.bsky.social and specifically for Physician Suicide

My “unique” Ohio wedding date is hot af.

9 days to go y'all! We're in the homestretch if you've been thinking about this at all! I'm lowering our free sticker for all goal to 4k! www.kickstarter.com/projects/831...

Good job. Have flowers.

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Colors

Today’s mood in Bub form:

Chonkers.

On Sundays… #NowSpinning #VinylSky

Some days are bad. Some albums fight bad days. This is one of them. #NowSpinning #VinylSky

Look at this motherfucker.

Oh also! Only 2 weeks left 😮

Another Friday which means for some it's PAYDAY!! Have you looked at your budget and thought "wow I really need a sweet calendar for next year" or "boy that Hobbes is a handsome, smart, hilarious man and I should learn from him"? Then do I have good news for you www.kickstarter.com/projects/831...

I posted it to the clock app

I’ve been informed that it is past bed time…

My entire company is basically shut down and standing around outside waiting for some giant steam locomotive to come by… …and I’m reminded I have a lot of -tism, but didn’t get train-tism.

Goooooood morning, GirlPod 🩵🌞💜 New week, same silly ladies :) ✨grab your coffee and get in here✨ twitch.tv/girlpodmtg

Special First Full Saturday Off This Year Morning Spin!

Hey Siri, Who Is The Coolest Person On The Planet?

Conjoined Rose Twin!?!