I’m a plumber now. Sorry, no stereotypical buttcrack.

This one hits hard.

I am going to be the belle of the church picnic

If you’re this mad about TMNT MTG, or mad about negativity of TMNT, where was this anger for your neighbors getting picked up by ICE?

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

Decidedly male syrup.

Autocorrect did me dirty today.

👀

p1p1

Gawd, why are lamps so ugly? I do not love lamp.

The only Ice I’m interested in. 👀

I equip Bob Vila with 14 inch pipe wrench.

New Universes Beyond dropped, can’t wait to crack these sweet packs.

Finish the following sentence: My name is ______ and I'm the _______ of the Magic the Gathering community. Example: My name is Carolyn and I'm the thorn in @hobbesq.bolasgang.com’s right side of the Magic the Gathering community.

Happy Clearance Candy Day!

Did you get them what they REALLY wanted for Valentine's Day? ♥️♾️

Any nerdy Seattle area podcasters interested?

All I’ve learned is that none of you can handle shitty chocolate as well as I can.

I love all my children equally.

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

post an image you can hear

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Me when I get the black pepper out!

Anyway yeah happy Black History Month and fuck Gavin Newsom

Fellas, is it gay for your asshole to smell like bubblegum?

i made this for u

Nope, still don’t miss shopping at Target.

Pray tell, what should Gen Z and Millennials be eating instead of juice and chicken?

Grandma turned 103 today! ❤️

This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us. Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

You Canadians better be all you’re cracked up to be.

Want some tips to enjoy tomorrow's @seahawksofficial.com parade? It's simple - take transit. Major delays are expected in and around Seattle. It's the reason why @seattledot.bsky.social and @kingcountymetro.bsky.social can't stress it enough: Take transit, avoid sitting in traffic!

If you've ever wondered what @steelcitymtg.bsky.social streams are like, may I present a window

Now to wait for the fireworks to chill out so I can sleep

My friend got me a piece of clothing I never knew I needed 🧺

I’m home in my heart (attack)

That’s one way to wear green and blue 😁

I have not missed shopping at Target in the slightest. Thought I would. Didn’t.

Today I make the secret sauce and the Mac salad. Tomorrow I introduce some folks to the Garbage Plate ™️ with some river water to wash it down.

Found one for ya today @travism.bsky.social if it isn’t already in your sexy collection

Somehow, heartbreak feels like acid reflux in a place like this.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Not as photogenic as I’d like, but breakfast is a Brie and honey grilled cheese.

This is gonna be my cosplay in three and a half years.

Maaaaan I ate all the Junior Mints from the vending machine