Congress could just vote to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell for the Epstein client list. The neat thing about that is, whether or not the vote passes, you’ll end up with a list of Epstein clients.

Grok is a full blown nazi now.

Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation

Iranians famously love it when the US helps overthrow their government.

Watch the slow motion: it appears to me that the officers discuss the photographer and reporter before the one on the end fires on them (it looks to me like he's aiming at the camera, not the reporter, but you decide)

Earlier today ICE agents hit someone with a car and tear gassed a neighborhood, sparking several fires and disrupting businesses. Immigrants, by contrast, did not.

Hope other countries are excited for the LA Olympics!

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

The worst measles outbreak in 30 years is happening right now - in unvaccinated children - and the people who are in charge of all of our public health are pretending they’re the real marginalized victims because they got everything wrong during the pandemic and people told them they were wrong

Can an economy be held together by flop sweat? I guess we’re going to find out.

The regime is threatening to arrest Democrats for fulfilling their official duties in their official capacity. They are trying to make it illegal to oppose the regime.

It's a public service. Like the military. Yet no one considers the military's $850 billion budget a "net loss" even though it generates no revenue.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Starting to think flight is a magic spell powered by DEI

RFK Jr. pledges to outlaw any food additives originating in the Hollow Earth

being a cautionary tale is never a great feeling but like at least SOMEONE is learning from this since the American government is not

Reminder that words matter. You can’t “deport” a US citizen. You might be kidnapping, disappearing, exiling, expelling, illegally removing, etc., but you’re not “deporting” a US citizen.

Is the consensus among mainstream journalists that the White House slandering a man they delivered into slavery using a crudely manipulated photo in the president’s grasp in the Oval Office is just not a very newsworthy event?

it’s telling that he put taxes and job first just say “useless eaters” and be done with it

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

I support everyone who can waste Bezos’s money like this, but delivering *something* (even an unwatchably terrible script) would have let you waste even more. Rookie mistake.

Illegal ideas.

Post a movie from the year you turned 18 (it’s a good movie)

Imagine spending a half million dollars to attend Police State University, where you’ll get to experience NYPD brutality up close and where they might just revoke your degree for wrongthink even after you’ve graduated.

Upon learning that your own mistake sent an innocent father to a brutal prison where he’s likely to be tortured, anyone with a shred of decency would be overcome with shame and fight like hell to get him back. They think it’s funny. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I take no joy in announcing that the Krispy Kreme Fruity Pebbles Milk Glaze doughnuts are trash.

“There is no God but God, Muhammad is his messenger,” the paramedic is heard saying. He asks God for forgiveness and says he knows he is going to die. “Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory

At a time when the State and university elites are working to actually disappear students for speaking out against US foreign policy under the guise of anti-Semitism - its important to note the length these institutions will go to protect actual neo-Nazis. www.gjsentinel.com/news/western...

You see they're bringing MERIT back to government. www.defensenews.com/pentagon/202...

This report should break something in all of us. 15,613 children. The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0. 26% were under the age of 5

It's an administration full of incompetent sex pest drunks with big debts communicating via unencrypted starlink terminals duct-taped to the white house roof, I strongly suspect this signal chat scandal is the least of our intelligence worries

Every single member of the Columbia administration should step down. Through their complicity and their cowardice, they've betrayed their faculty, their staff and most of all their students. There's no way they can lead that university in any meaningful sense from this point on.

May we persevere in fighting these monsters. May we persevere in fighting these systems of destruction and death. May we save as many lives as possible. May we begin to bring another world into being. May we always remember that every life is sacred. Collective liberation or bust. ❤️💥❤️

TIRED: Private email server in the White House WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP

We don’t if they were gang members, only that Trump’s DOJ says they were. But they’ve had no trials. They are “accused.” They are “alleged” to be members of a gang that Trump has named. And now they are vanished. This is an actual nightmare and we should be up in arms.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Tough but fair assessment by @gruber.foo daringfireball.net/2025/03/some...

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

What does this even mean

Nobody said the symbolism would be subtle

Skinner and Chalmers at the oven Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun! Picard: Your words are mysterious to me The Borealis! Uncovered! Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4

Department of Some Things Never Change: on the page where an outrageous civil rights violation is described, most of the space and attention was devoted to… the visible existence of poors where respectable people gather.

Breaking: Trump's full trans military ban has just dropped. Quickly reading it, it appears to be a full separation from the military for all transgender military members, and states being trans is inconsistent with "honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity." A sad day for this nation.

Like H.P. Lovecraft, Elon Musk finds non-Euclidean geometry to be sinister and unknowable. I wonder if they have anything else in common!