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They mostly don't do on-the-job skills training anymore, but they do have "sensitivity training". This puts me in a relatively bad spot as a jobseeker who brings a lot of sensitivity to the table, but has no skills.

Been watching my roommate play the high-definition FFVII port for the PSN Store, truly blown away by what a difference scanlines make!

Just walked to the temple of Moloch a few blocks down the street to try and make a blood sacrifice, but the priestess on duty told me they weren't taking any more new donors today... x_x

R. Dorothy wayneright, but she's a bunny!!💖✨ :3 #BigO #anime #art #fanart #theBigO #digitalart #dorothy #rogersmith

interviewer: are you familiar with calculus? me: on some level, everyone implicitly understands that rates of change, themselves, have rates of change. have you ever compared two curving baseball pitches? have you ever read a putting surface?

bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂

#birdbot

arcueid brunestud big sandwich #tsukihime

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SOMETHING TA REMEMBER, FRIENDS—YOUS HAVE ONLY ONE PAIR OF HANDS. ONE PAIR OF HANDS NO CAN FIX EVREETHING. BUT CAN HOLD SOMEONE WHO CRYING! CAN BUILD ONE HOUSE! CAN PLANT ONE GARDEN! CAN MAKE ONE DIFFRENCE! WURLD NO NEED YOUS TA BE SUPERHERO WITH THOUSAND HANDS. JUST TA USE DA ONES YOUS GOTS.

THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE. THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.

BTO - "Taking Care of Business" has gotta be one of the all-time top 20 songs of classic rock FM radio. Like, how is this not a JJBA stand?

Decisive game 5 of the playoff series tied in the 8th? That's the Mariners, alright :)

"The Seattle Mariners have a first-round bye." What a sentence!

I honestly always thought I hated mustard until I heard all those rappers endorsing Grey Poupon and tried stone-ground mustard on a lark. Turns out, I absolutely love mustard, but I just don't care for the smooth yellow squeeze bottle stuff. Thanks, Jim Jones!

I'm White and I have not seen all of The Office. We exist. Share if you're #White and #HaveNotWatchedAllOfTheOffice

🪷 薬屋のひとりごと 🪷 #theapothecarydiaries

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-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED. -FAIL! -FAIL! -SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG. -LEVEL UP!

Is it still considered problematic for men to read Infinite Jest? I want to read something funny that isn't heavily scifi/fantasy, so I'm curious about it, but I know some years ago there was a protracted discourse where men who read IJ were sharply criticized.

So the Mariners are for real this postseason?

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

"Fiction doesn't affect reality" posters when they see my pet lemming mining through obstacles with a little pickaxe

I think I love wplace now; I drew the old-school USM logo yesterday before the site went down, but it was kinda "chopped" as the kids say + tilted about 20 degrees left. But another anon came and cleaned up the lines overnight!

A golf game with Osu! controls might be a smash hit

fishing has changed, id chipped anglers carry id chipped rods, use id chipped lures. nanomachines inside their bodies regulate their attention spans. its no longer about leisure or sustenance, its an endless series of forum proxy battles. fishing has become a well oiled machine.

pov: you're about to post online for entertainment

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

SCORIGAMI, PART 3 OF 4 1994-2024 57 minutes | color feat. special guest @minakimes.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/135662...

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kitty fairy

"23 and Me" sounds like the name of a visual novel where you romance Michael Jordan

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

Imagining a hedge fund manager, sitting at their desk, typing these into Google at work