"The Seattle Mariners have a first-round bye." What a sentence!

I honestly always thought I hated mustard until I heard all those rappers endorsing Grey Poupon and tried stone-ground mustard on a lark. Turns out, I absolutely love mustard, but I just don't care for the smooth yellow squeeze bottle stuff. Thanks, Jim Jones!

I'm White and I have not seen all of The Office. We exist. Share if you're #White and #HaveNotWatchedAllOfTheOffice

🪷 薬屋のひとりごと 🪷 #theapothecarydiaries

ドローイング

-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED. -FAIL! -FAIL! -SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG. -LEVEL UP!

Is it still considered problematic for men to read Infinite Jest? I want to read something funny that isn't heavily scifi/fantasy, so I'm curious about it, but I know some years ago there was a protracted discourse where men who read IJ were sharply criticized.

So the Mariners are for real this postseason?

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

"Fiction doesn't affect reality" posters when they see my pet lemming mining through obstacles with a little pickaxe

I think I love wplace now; I drew the old-school USM logo yesterday before the site went down, but it was kinda "chopped" as the kids say + tilted about 20 degrees left. But another anon came and cleaned up the lines overnight!

A golf game with Osu! controls might be a smash hit

fishing has changed, id chipped anglers carry id chipped rods, use id chipped lures. nanomachines inside their bodies regulate their attention spans. its no longer about leisure or sustenance, its an endless series of forum proxy battles. fishing has become a well oiled machine.

pov: you're about to post online for entertainment

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

SCORIGAMI, PART 3 OF 4 1994-2024 57 minutes | color feat. special guest @minakimes.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/135662...

천도복숭아!

kitty fairy

"23 and Me" sounds like the name of a visual novel where you romance Michael Jordan

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

I will do custom art/porn for you. I have 0 source of income cuz I'm really shit at managing my only fans, I would like money and am very talented but I also rrrrly suck at life and have 0 dollars in my bank account

Imagining a hedge fund manager, sitting at their desk, typing these into Google at work

Online Yahtzee has me actually malding, smh

Cracked my back just right a few moments ago, and now I have really good posture and feel incapable of hunching over like L, as I had done all day. I think I'm old now.

lmao, some kid pulled the fire alarm and aborted the Regina Spektor show here in Spokane last night

There should be a MUGEN but for golf.

They disrespected Ian Fleming by botching the adaptation of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang so badly. He wrote that on his deathbed, man.

Nobody on here is freaking out about the tsunami. Please entertain me by freaking out about the tsunami. That's what social media is supposed to be for.

Even if you don't purchase smut, it should be common sense that the right for anyone else to obtain it shouldn't be completely up to modern day crusaders and credit card payment processors.

Allowing ‘no Blacks’ and ‘no trans’ while banning ‘no zionists’ is insane

Just played this visual novel where the male lead kills himself without even confessing to the murder he did and clearing the name of his ostensible love interest. What a little punk ass bitch.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Sleep well, social media pals!

Listen to Astrophysics' cover of "Instant Crush" if you get the chance. Very funky!

I can't lie, y'all, I'm kinda really excited for Happy Gilmore 2. Absolutely loved the first film as a child.

Sometimes we ask ourselves, can the forces of capital still trick us into buying "soft baked oat bars" and ingesting them, by pricing them at $1.50/6 and making them available at the grocery? And, sadly, the answer is "yes"

it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions

Why are they all French??