took my wife to a PWHL game tonight just in case i wasn’t gay enough before

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

deleted my substack bc they fund nazis 🙃 what platform are we using instead?

need a very specific online forum for people who are mixed indigenous turtle islanders but have no contact with that part of their family anymore and want to find a way to get in touch with their culture and have no clue where to start. so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls

And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,

stick season is my favorite christmas song

When they ask me what radicalized me

Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music* Me: ah there we go

I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats

it’s a colonizer holiday and i don’t want to celebrate it anyway, but seeing everyone with their friends today has me feeling profoundly lonely. hoping to actually have friends in 2026.

We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown

No Noise November. everybody shut up

All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm

officially out of @scumbelievable.bsky.social books to read, which is very sad. anyone got recs?

Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media. Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away. 1/

The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.

okay so we've been given a chronic medical condition by corporate polluters, and now it's incumbent on us to stop breathing. you love to see it.

my friend stabbed me many, many times today 😌

your body is a netherland

Duolingo's CEO has been vocal about replacing human staff with trash AI that's more likely to get translations wrong and make your learning subpar. Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.

fuck marry kill the lion, the witch, the wardrobe

my neurotic ass got to the airport over three hours early for my flight. new record.

it took me so long to get an ereader because digital books don’t come with free snacks :(

it is not a "famine." it is a genocide.

men would rather stomp on bread than go to therapy 🙄

would rather see someone take their shirt off than their mask!! see example below. (you’re welcome)

thinking about the time mateo had cher’s cover of walking in memphis playing on repeat for a 20+ minute car ride and then was surprised that i noticed it was happening

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

Brennan's announcement

Considering writing “I have rabies” on my N95

really enjoying date everything

We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.

my choctaw-cherokee ass is never excited for the fourth of july, but this year i am extra ashamed of the country i live in.

ok but k-pop demon hunters ruled

actual picture of me traveling around alaska reading “AK” everywhere i went

fuck do i miss the beer in alaska

Four words: LINDA HAMILTON IN TERMINATOR 2

You are fantastic. You are an attic mannequin with seven rows of shark teeth. You are a grimoire written in moss. You are a school of anglerfish performing a phantasmagorical light show. You are an eldritch hermit crab with a city for a shell.

beside myself having been reminded over five months early that some people call it the macy’s day parade 😭

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Roth is Zionist slime.

had a nice day outside with my love to celebrate two (2) whole years of marriage!! here’s some stuff we saw 🍄‍🟫

LGBT (loon, gannet, booby, toucan) #illustration #lgbt #birds #pridemonth

I’m not saying we should flood this line with UFO reports but I’m not NOT saying that either.

“you’re not JUST a nuisance, you have a lot of other qualities.” — @travisti.bsky.social ☹️

ran a solo d&d adventure for my mom (her first time playing!) and she had a great time 🥹

the most privileged text message i have ever sent