Poised for Secular Pie Thursday. #secularpiethursday #duchessgoldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

Finally!! A bathroom for people who want to take their bollard with them. What a relief. #WorldBollardAssociation

You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution. That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk. Wow.

Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

Curious, right?

My friend @drannieandrews.com will be Lindsey Graham's opponent. She is a pediatric surgeon who has performed spinal surgeries on children, running against a grownup with no spine. Dr. Andrews is poised to perform a full Lindsey-ectomy on the United States Senate.

Some of you seem to have failed to cultivate a thirst for vengeance. It's not how I raised you.

35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!! #WorldBollardAssociation

The Philadelphia Zoo is ever changing, but one of the things that never changes is the Victorian exit turnstile. It always seems to me that if you exited incorrectly, you'd be sliced to pieces, like a block of cheese. Hence my name for it: The Cheese Slicer. I love it so much. #PhiladelphiaZoo

JD Vance promotes such a bad image for white men. In his depiction, they’re delicate snowflakes, terrified of competing with women and people of color for jobs, spooked by cat ladies and cowering in fear at the sound of a foreign language. It isn’t white-male supremacy. It’s white-male insecurity.

A thought I never expected to have: House of Windsor currently beating the US government on transparency and accountability.

Every time you order from Amazon, you're destroying something.

It’s been less than a year under Hegseth and he’s lost four craft!!

God has promised me my enemies will receive the word in the form of a rage stroke in a Florida golf course toilet. I remain steadfast in hope.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I'm very proud of you all today. Well done. No notes.

She alleged in the past that it was former Israeli PM Ehud Barak but we can’t know that for sure because Trump, Bondi, Patel and Johnson are hiding this person’s identity from the public by blocking release of the Epstein files. Whoever it is. For some reason.

Hey @nytimes.com, did you change your headline, and change "Islamophobic attacks" on Mamdani to just "attacks," because Elise Stefanik and the GOP bullied you into it? Really? Why are they no longer Islamophobic attacks, as your headline originally and correctly stated?

Very interesting development here in the Baltic states- youtu.be/IL8z0TxoujM?...

Authoritarianism is a cancer. And it's growing, metastasizing. In America. Now. YOU are the cure. Do your part and join us on Saturday. Do it for your country. For the Constitution. For your freedoms. While you still can. @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social

For me: friends and fun, and a book, and life itself.

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH: djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it." djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret." And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children. #PedoPrez

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Weird how everything sold at Walmart recently seems to be poisonous and/or radioactive. I wonder if there were any massive cuts to regulatory agencies that might explain this phenomena

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

It's ok if you say 'on accident' by accident, but 'by accident' is the one you want to use.

We just learned a very important lesson today that America's religion is capitalism. Corporations love the color green, which trumps even the color white. It's about money and the bottom line. Disney responded to the pressure and boycott and that's why they reinstated Jimmy Kimmel.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

First flowers in my new place.

THIS. 👉

While I can still post what I want here, Donald Trump is an incompetent tiny-handed mushroom-dicked racist sexist narcissistic violent potato-faced fragile imbecilic fraud of a man-child pedophile who would kill his own son for a chance to fuck his daughter. And he sucks at golf.

He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time. Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles. #StandWithTheSurvivors

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

Kroger will lay off ~1,000 employees. In December, it announced $7.5B in stock buybacks – which juice stock prices, enriching shareholders and boosting CEO pay. Just so happens that Kroger's last CEO was paid 457x its typical employee in 2024. Textbook corporate greed.

I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supporters support what happened to Charlie Kirk.

I’m sorry, but Brian Kilmeade can still go fuck himself.

Subtle midweek hope. #rainbow

Trump gets booed at the US Open today.

Raspberry Galette for tomorrow's Eat An Extra Dessert Day.

I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

Canadians accepted the assignment and excelled.