It's an objective fact that if you're running around arresting people based on the color of their skin, you're a piece of shit

“it’s national coffee day” UMMM, EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!!!!!

Sometimes play time is grinding to hit the next Ultimate Vault Hunter level in Borderlands 4. Sometimes it’s setting up templates for hardened Docker images to use for microservices and local development.

My four favorite DC characters

It is actually peak absurdity that we still have people arguing that voters should bend to the positions of their political representatives instead of the other way around.

Some of you never watched V for Vendetta or took its themes seriously and it shows.

I have a solution to this: don’t listen to Joe Rogan.

There are SO many people running for office who actually give a fuck and want to DO something. Stop voting in the incumbents. Turn Congress into a revolving door until we get the people in place who will represent their constituents and uphold their oaths to the Constitution.

Masked ICE agents are just COD nerds who have dreamed of LARPing their whole life.

PSA: A "Major Terrorist Organization" (MTO) is not a thing. The Immigration and Nationality Act *delegates* power to the State Department to designate *FOREIGN* terrorist organizations (FTOs) based on certain criteria. It doesn't apply to domestic orgs. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Gamers have TBP lists as long as readers have TBR lists and you have my sympathy if you’re both.

Send them all packing. All of them. No more incumbents. No one stays who isn’t working on behalf of the people rather than corporations or their own special interests.

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

A vampire awakens to find … silence. What has happened to his coven? A new serial premieres this week on the Backstage Pass! Come following along as Edgar the Ancient unravels the mystery of his coven’s plight. New chapters are released each week: backstage.carnivalofcalamity.xyz/p/a-vampires...

I have notes sitting in Evernote I’ve been meaning to port to where I’m keeping notes now, but that hasn’t happened in years. Likewise with Bear; it’s a beautiful app, but I no linger no use it in favor of Obsidian. I should just delete it all. I don’t even know what’s in there anymore.

Remember when satire was obviously satire?

Our resident astrologist has informed us that a misalignment in the stars may prove to be beneficial to you, our most esteemed guest, so long as you do not, under any circumstances, boil water between the hours of 6p and 1a tonight. We wish you the best. —Calamity Management

I did not have Justice Roberts backpedaling on my 2025 bingo card.

Feeding the machine little bits of your mind in bytes for the purpose of exposure and engagement is kind of wild.

do u think people getting into metal gear today hear the ! sound in the game and think woah it's the sound from youtube shorts

Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

Scare Snoop Dogg Post a gay

it was the best of times it was the worst of times it was the omg does anyone have a plan for how to deal with all this of times

stealing from the undead is called a rob zombie.

I’ll sit down to code, write, or design and I’ll lose hours in it, I’m having so much fun. And sometimes it’s just work. It’s plodding, slogging, struggling. If you do what you love, you’ll still have to work some days in your life. The difference is you’re not going to hate those days as much.

If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.

Man. It IS punk as fuck to care.

“Don’t open the door.”

I think we can all agree that coffee

Zohran keeping up all his old posts that show him giving the finger to Columbus is a great thing. Reminder that Columbus and his men trafficked Indigenous children into sexual slavery. At a time when multiple far right governments are lead by predators it sends a powerful message

BREAKING: Criminals Investigate Themselves, Conclude That They’ve Done No Crimes

You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.

The most challenging escape room is getting out of your head.

Guilty.

Sometimes it’s the little things. A great beer, a good story, good vibes, and a whole lot of notes for the scathing social commentary that’s coming.

Where is the motivation to live, when there is little or nothing worth living for?

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

There’s this fun thing I’m doing where I’m writing a novella and sharing the draft as chapter segments in this here newsletter. Do you like zombies, cemeteries, monsters, and nonsense? It’s all here 👇

Fucking fantastic word I just read in a forward to Jacques Derrida’s “Rogues”: Chronophenomenology Phenomenology is the idea that things exist within the realm of human consciousness and not outside of it. Think “I experience it, therefore it is.” “Chrono” is time. A taking place before.

Doing a new bit where I say “when I was younger” to describe something that happened like a week ago, annoying everyone with no tangible benefit

“Bro” is gender neutral. So is bruh, dude, bitch, slut, cunt, girl, fucker, motherfucker, and hey. Also, “your mom” is a perfectly acceptable response to absolutely any and all statements, including this one. I will not be taking any questions.

Democracy works when those who lead value community over power.

Make No Kings Day a federal holiday.

There's seriously no way he won 7 swing states...

"Works in progress"? Oh no. At the Calamity, we have Attractions in Development. As a special treat on this most splendiferous day in horror, Friday the 13th, we are unveiling the prologue to one such Attraction in Development. Come along for the ride: backstage.madalexxx.xyz/p/body-count...

#nokingsday #fucktrump

It’s Friday the 13th. Assemble your squad

🤦🏼‍♀️