knuckle tattoo ideas: - WAHO O!!! - YIPP EE!! - i.c. u.p.

anyways

days since forgetting my bsky password & then procrastinating the reset for a whole month : 0 total workplace incidents : 2 (Nov 2024 - Mar 2025)

I fear Homelander emboldened Trump more than he satirised him at this point

Trump promising funding for Mars exploration, anti-vaxxer compensation, the world's strongest military & reestablishing the US auto industry lmao. he has the budget understanding of a kid who trades their one $5 bill for five quarters

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

sending love to the good people of america, especially those whose rights & safety are at risk of dismantling by that orange demon. I can't even imagine how you must feel today.

I'm intrigued to see how Trump handles the inevitable backlash from his own supporters when his policy promises either fall through, or threaten the lives & comfort of the people who voted for him

Elon simps can only start the seig heil defense when he comes out to publicly & sincerely apologise for it being an unfortunate accident. because considering how much he protects & co-signs literal white supremacists, there is far more evidence to support that it was an intentional nazi salute

holy shit I can't believe trump's term is beginning even worse than I anticipated

damn they didn't even give yall til midnight??! oh they are mean as hell

if the Tiktok ban gets revoked when that orange comes into office, I wanna see the most cinematic reenactment of Christ's resurrection ever performed, Mel Gibson senses it his loins

however, if this does happen, that first day back on the app will be twitter the day the queen died level funny

intention setting & manifestation

being Australian & watching all the Americans saying emotional goodbyes to tiktok makes me feel like a second pangea is about to happen

the fact that the tiktok ban sets up Trump to swoop in & be the hero revoking the ban first day in office is so infuriating

Please stop playing dead in front of the bears. Now they think they have superpowers.

saw someone say "isn't it funny that you can say 'water is a human right' & people will automatically know who you voted for?" lmaooo true women should have full personal rights over their own bodies. am i on the left or right??

what are nosebleed seats, where are they & why are they called that?

idk how likely it is, but i hope the tiktok ban is what bluesky needs to finally properly overtake twitter. i need that level 5 elon crash out omg

ahhh time to unwind

I just dont think time will ever make sense again after the pandemic. 2020 will always feel so recent, even though it was half a decade ago.

I can't believe I'm seeing devastating black saturday level wildfires outside of Australia, especially during OUR fire season. smoky air & orange skies feels so distinctly Australian, this all feels so incorrect. I feel so bad for everyone affected, the images are horrific

not my circus, but the monkeys are gorging my eyes out help

I didn't realise until yesterday just how many regular degular people rely on chatgpt for everyday questions?? & without fact checking any of the information??!

happy new years cuties!! 2025 is really the first year to sound right since like 2012

If I know anything about Jimmy Carter, he would want every liberal there at the capitol on January 6, 2025

a display of my sunny disposition has been exposed as the deviant's tongue all along! (I just learnt ofc stands for "of fucking course", not "of course")

they're throwing the grim reaper a company party for finally fulfilling that kpi

I prefer to call them “whoopsies” instead of mistakes. Anyway, I deleted your hard drive.

“BANG!!!” Beyoncé stands with Luigi 😌

made it through all of christmas without hearing a single "merry chrysler" WE ARE FREEEEEE

my immediate first thought when I woke up was that I haven't started my christmas shopping & I sat upright like a mummy on 2x speed. no one has ever ruined their own day faster

remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day

who up thinking about the nutty putty cave incident?

how about a gecko chamber. folks

ordering doordash through the ouija board

two things about lesbian sex I was most surprised to learn: 1) how many hours it goes for (incl lil yap breaks every couple hours) 2) how many sapphics actually WANT a pillow princess alternative title: two reasons I very rarely crave hetero sex

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

once my best friends & I reunite for summer after a year apart, it is overrrr for our local lesbians

big fan of calling lil animals "critters". the criteria is like does it scamper? ✅ does it scurry? ✅ well yeah duh of course that's a critter

the spongebob squarepants theme song couldn't be made today. because it promotes doxxing and sharing of sensitive personal information

Need this algorithm to know the things I wanna see on here so… LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS L

when I was studying theology through the cult I grew up in, we had a world religions class & spent 3 weeks on cults. at the end, the lecturer says "now we're going to learn why [our cult] isn't a cult". everyone laughed, including me. but it struck my subconscious. it took me 3 years before I left.

Everyone’s monog until an older pair of lesbians needs a pet dog

I can tell you who it’s not. 🌚

rats are basically just the night shift of squirrels

my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants