#DnD advice: Keep the political talk quiet to get through Thanksgiving without incident. Sure, the lich siphoning the world's mana to ascend to godhood is not a good situation, but Uncle Marty voted for him, and you're not going to save the world over Thanksgiving dinner.

Another holiday, another cold war blood feud between orc and hobgoblin over dominion rights (who gets my husband and I for dinner)

look at him go

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Totally normal adventuring items! ft @hobjobgoblin.bsky.social @sleepybear1127.bsky.social #comics #comic #wip #art

I accidentally ordered a knight the wrong armor and the dragon took his arms right off. Everybody makes mistakes, right?

Black Friday sale this week! We've got coal, charcoal, shale, the Ooze, overdone marshmallows, ichor, the burned hearts of my enemies, and any of the crud under my fingernails!

Store's open, come get what you want! No, you can't have that. No, you can't have that either. No, that's not for sale. No, I've decided you can't be trusted to make choices so now you have to leave.

me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence

I was born today many decades ago. Do not sing at me, I'm old!!

The gales of November be upon us.

Three Unbelievable Fall Time Facts

The illness has passed, I can't wait to get back to business as usua- ah crap

Eating a hot pocket while running a fever is going to cancel it out, right?

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I have been cursed! Hexed! Made ill! The flame demons have possessed me and have rended my faculties asunder!! I NEED SOUP 😭

Pumpkin #ceramics #pumpkin #ceramicpumpkin #halloween

Chicagoans are starting to do exactly this.

Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too #comics #art #Iloveburgers

Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.

“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

So a video dropped today of game composer Takuya Nakamura DJing a jungle set in the middle of a rice field while accompanying it on trumpet and I feel like more folks should know about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...

Funeral, work, then party. Stayed up until 3 the night before (working on an accessory to my Halloween costume), and woke up every half hour after 5, then didn't get to bed until 5 this morning. The things I do for love. (You'll never guess who I was for Halloween this year.)

It's going to be a long day.

sorry i got crumbs all over your baby

who up haunting their enemies

it's important to get a good nites sleep after your mental collapse

New announcement, who dis? I've finished drawing the 18 pages of the first chapter! Currently set out to upload over at unquested.cfw.me With 4 pages scheduled on the 3rd of November! Then, a new page each week. #comics #comic #art #comicoop #digitalart

I ran into my ex in the pumpkin patch. He's absolutely flourishing. Thankfully didn't recognize me with the skull mask but augh 💀 good for him.

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Halfling kept breaking seals on the inventory and succumbing to the curses, I HAD to let her go.

New item! Glasses of psychic damage! You just put them on and AUGH. OOF. UGH, MY MIND!!!

he's about to drop the dumbest thing they heard (today) #comic #comics #wip #art #digitalart #csp #fanatsy #oc

Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro

Oh no I'm in a room full of kissable orcs haha I hope none of them kiss me 👀 unless 👀👀👀

Goblins are squirrels, hobgoblins are raccoons, bugbears are badgers, and orcs are wolverines. I don't make the rules.

This whole section really.

Thou know, I was taught to consider dragons monsters because they horde gold and burn down villages. And yet, a lot of the Lords in the kingdom horde gold and burn down villages.

I think we should play the game where everyone gets a better world at the end

Them: So what have y'all been up to? Me: Haha, you know. The usual. The Usual:

Logging on.

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

girls only want one thing (to fistfight a wizard in the forest after they stole his wand)