the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

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It's hard to overstate just how off the charts warm the Pacific is right now. The swath of the basin from California to Japan (a HUGE area) from 25N to 60N is ~3F (1.6C) above normal. To put it into math terms that is 6 Sigma/ standard deviations above the mean. More… 1/

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

restarting my life. if anyone can at least just share. please do

I guess I just wasn't enough for anybody. If I did more people would have seen me as a person with value.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/puppets #smbc

Trump has imposed the highest tariffs since the 1930s in a bid to encourage domestic manufacturing. Yet factory employment has dropped by 41,000 since February. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

saw a frog this morning

"Disney" is trending and a lot of people are complaining the parks aren't magical like their childhood anymore, so let me, an OG Disney Hater™, tell you that the parks were always mediocre and overpriced, you were just too young, and built up Going To Disney World too much in your head to realize it

Nonzero possibility that JD Vance is secretly poisoning Trump

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

Breakfast Club host Charlamagne says of Hakeem Jeffries: "I call him AIPAC Shakur." "I just don't think he stands for anything."

i hope some pretty gurls notice me soon uwu

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

doing my weird vocal stims in front of you is third base

When Boudica's daughters were raped by Roman officials in AD 61, she gathered the Britains and burned London in such a fiery inferno that a layer of ash can be found still beneath London, known by archeologists as the "Boudican Destruction Horizon". In 1902 London erected a statue in her honor.

Here's a normal one

Going to the store today to drop it off with this expectant mother. I can provide receipts and anything anyone wants. I just want cashflow ASAP I'm also gonna be contacting a midwife i was connected with thru a comrade who works with her. And see what this mother needs.

i didn’t see it coming that jk rowling and TERFS primarily comprised of women would be the biggest group undoing womens rights and walking back cultural feminism in the western world and not by the hands of primarily patriarchal men. it’s quite astonishing

The plan? Change none of Pete Buttigieg's policies but give him a beard and run him again in 2028

i saw a guy biking on the sidewalk last night and it turned out to be a guy who bullies cyclists online for wanting safe infrastructure. well well well

From 2020 to 2022 COVID vaccines prevented over 18.5 million hospitalizations, 3.2 million deaths and saved the US $1.15 trillion. mRNA vaccines and treatments are being developed for diabetes, HIV, cancer, and more. Imagine how many more lives we could save if we don't defund science.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

If you can't do optimism for a better future, at least do spite. Dooming is the coward's way to give up.

For all we know We may never meet again Before you go Make this moment sweet again We won't say goodnight Until the last minute I'll hold out my hand & my ❤️ will be in it For all we know This may only be a dream We come and we go Like the ripple on a stream Dinah Washington 11 Aug 1962 #MusicSky

LEIA: I saw an interesting crime report today LEIA: it said on coruscant someone gets hit by a blaster every 94 seconds HAN SOLO: wow HAN SOLO: that poor guy

So apparently God went through #BB27 overnight and started following all of us? I have 2 theories: 1) He learned about Asmodeus and is trying to save our souls. 2) God heard us criticizing Mickey’s version of faith-based gameplay, and He agrees with us. I guess it’s time to rethink agnosticism.

i read the subhead and yelled "YOU!!!!!!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8n... In which I make everyone happy, then mad, and get drunk with my Uber driver

They've somehow horseshoed themselves into opposing due process and 6th amendment rights.

[crooning] Ohhhh I've blocked all the goons Trashed the bores and the rubes Told the pope and the queen both to flee And I sit at my screen Blocking neighbors and fiends [yipping noise] But can't find a way to block me

It's 5o clock somewhere

hmu at Tessa.86 on signal if you can help

can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news

this stuff is so fucking good bro

beddybye time, gn from ya bxtch in the dirty south

cheeky breeky uhh clean N squeeky

oh perfect I guess that means climate change doesn't exist anymore, pheww, was really worried there for a second. i can finally roll coal again

me in da klerb

Did you know there was once a domestic cat constellation? 'Felis' was created by French astronomer Joseph Jérôme Lefrançois de Lalande in 1799, but the International Astronomical Union dumped Felis when they created their official constellation boundaries in 1930. www.ianridpath.com/startales/fe...

if it pleases the council i would like to humbly suggest “Night of Long Fries” for name consideration when it happens in the usa

the boomer ISIS jihad will be a thing of terrible might so long as our allies in the Canadian underground can keep the Ensure flowing