Death Note ass Strategy

Welcome to New York City. It has been 0️⃣ days since a former top municipal official was indicted for karaoke-related bribery schemes. It has been 1️⃣ day since a former municipal official tried to pull off a potato-chip-related bribery scheme.

Sorry. I wanted to show a picture of Steve with this one, but I can't find him.

BREAKING NEWS: Local otter has a blast.

diversity win! our cult leader is a lesbian

This is Ziggy. She already told her son Zeus to stop doing that with your shoe, but he won't stop. Not sure what to do now. 12/10 requesting backpup (IG: ziggy.acd & zeus.christmas.puppy)

excited for #thebandghost tonight :3

we're on the train :3

Baby Otter Sounds!

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

Vivian Paper Mario Stream Sketch Request [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

For centuries, humanity has always marveled at the majesty, beauty and raw power of the lion. Its regal appearance & sheer strength demands respect from all of the animal kingdom. Its roar strikes fear into the heart of it's prey or enemies. The pride is an unstoppable force. Such majestic felines 💜

I love you anime Michelin Man.

Every timeline needs this! 😊

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

I bought one of those mini printers probably the best thing I've purchased in ages

meoware on tumblr

"Bluesky is dead." Meanwhile, on Bluesky...

Those people who hoard lost media make me really sad. Imagine you're the only person to see some show from 1985. Your entire life centered around betamax tapes. Then someone else puts it on the internet archive & they just have nothing. That's like some parable from Greek myth.

amazing how "follow people whose posts are good. unfollow people whose posts are bad" continues to elude guys whose job is being on social media

From my friend to you too. Change of pace.

it’s not fair to judge me by my words alone. or actually my actions either. please judge me based only on my idea of myself that I hold in my own head

Animal Crossing New Leaf (2012) #acnl

Collab of the century

Goodnight. 🖼️ Julie Horner

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Why is this the title of every anime now?

Blue tit baby on its first day out of the nest.

Met a guy at a gamestop who literally did this, UTTERLY UNPROMPTED 😭

“June is also Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month, but you guys only care about Pri-“ Guess what, it’s pride all year now, and we’re throwing bricks

Here we have a senior golden living their best life and a young golden just trying to make it to the end of their shift. Both 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Hi, I'm the one responsible for coding Bluesky's Discover tab, I was under a lotta pressure and at the same time I was under contract to prototype a dating app for the terminally humourless, some wires got crossed and I might've accidentally delivered the wrong code to the wrong client.

birthday boy

make art make art and share it make art and keep it hidden make art and show it only to your friends make art and stop worrying about "good" or "bad" just do it. it doesn't matter whats holding you back, just do it anyway.

@cassiterite.bsky.social hiiiiiii :3 I’m here to glaze ur posts 💖🩷💖