😂

Even a hot mess deserves a glow-up.

He only plays deep house and treats. 🎶 No requests. 🎧

I’m fine *cue Nirvana unplugged guitar riff in my head*

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? (And it's NOT AI) 😎

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit

This is the best idea I've read on the internet ever. 🙌 *adds muzzle to cart

Sighhhturday

whoa hey dont be so nilly with your willy

My face about everything.

If we're going to start removing illegitimately elected criminals, I have a list. *puts hand to earpiece* What's that? Oh, I'm being told this is about oil.

Accurate 😅😭

Sharing link www.cbc.ca/news/world/x...

Ok so I'm seeing some ladies on Twitter (I cannot and will not call it X) who have OF's talking about posting over here, but honestly there are some fart sniffers who talk shit about and auto-block SWers, so I'm not so sure that's a great idea, for them. Time will tell, I guess. 🍸

Well in case you weren't aware, people on Twitter are using Grok to undress women and children.

Here’s to 12 fresh months of learning absolutely nothing the easy way. 🥂

😅🥸😮‍💨

Watching 200 Cigarettes Happy New Year, friends! 🥂

Leaving 2025 on read.

Not everything needs a reaction, a comment, or a post. Silence is a full sentence and it drives people nuts.

‘Why are you always tired?’ I’ve been alive every day since I was born. It adds up.

😅

When everyone else finally figures out the person you said was a total scumbag from the get-go actually sucks and you're just like:

[while getting a sonogram] is this AI

I mean

😅😅😣😣

My brain is on airplane mode until January 2.

Happy Sunday! 😇😂

I'm in a great mood and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem

#Caturday vibes

🫶🏻

Fine. It's fine. 😅

Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.

😆😛

🎄

Joy, peace, and absolutely no pants.

Sleeping naked tonight in case Santa wanted a different kind of cookie this year 🎅🍪

Happy Christmas Eve. 💚 Nostalgia with a side of survival. ❤️

Christmas is almost here. I will be festive in spirit and absolutely feral in reality.