I’ve reached the age where peace and petty coexist beautifully.

Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization

Oh yay, forced socialization season is here.

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Gen X: surviving on sarcasm, caffeine, and unprocessed trauma.

Have a fang-tastic Halloween, friends. 🧛 Let’s make it a night to dismember! 😉☠️

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Gen X loves Mr. Rogers. But we didn’t listen to him.

the circle of life but it’s just me loading and unloading the dishwasher every other day

Dark mode, but for outside

Imagine being an early author and snagging a title like Psycho before anyone else. Fucking epic. You could never pull that off now. It would be called Mentally Unstable Human Era or something.

youtu.be/LHQqqM5sr7g?... Enjoy some "classic" rock 😅😭🥰

If you really loved me, you’d tolerate a little light stabbing to keep the romance alive.

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Rock! 🪨

Sunday’s for skincare, soft lighting, and silent internal screaming.

#Caturday recharge 😸

Happy #Caturday 😹

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VAMPIRA 🦇

We need a special emoji for us old folk that means "yes, I got that reference". It appears on your device at age 50.

Middle age is hot because my eggs are dust but my loins are thriving.

Artist: Dave Stevens

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"The Creature From The Haunted Sea" (Horror/Comedy 1961)

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It's cool, it's fine. 🥵😅

Happy #Caturday! 🐈‍⬛

#Caturday 😸

Wait, so let me get this straight...people removed their pubic hair so they could then pay Kim K money to wear thongs that have faux pubes glued to them? That tracks for today's America...🤪

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