(WAKE ME UP) WAKE ME UP INSIDE

we have biblically approved snacks, praise the parmessiah

department of war meetings rn

being an older brother to a younger sister is choosing to suffer the bedazzling of a gift box for her big 3-0 (source: me)

I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

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you want me to touch grass? the earth's pubes?? how dare you.

zombie plant like "RAAAAIIINNNSSS"

[scolding my dogs as they rush toward a squirrel] you cant be a predator if you have a bedtime!!

vivek addressing the sex tape allegations: my name starts with ram and ends with swam for a reason, folks. the viveks loves the secks! that's why you want me as ohio's senator: i guarantee we'll get from "o hi" to "O" in record time!

listen if jesus can be a school counselor in south park, trump can be a doctor in the pitt

final four choices for that moon crater if we let the whole world vote on it instead: 1) selene's shame 2) lunarsehole 3) moonbeam icecream scoop 4) your mom

fight me like one of your french girls

hello there pretty ladies. my name is victor. when I'm not at work, fulfilling my ambitions to artificially trigger human evolution, you can find me in the ruins of a destroyed city practicing my motorcycle stuntman techniques. love dogs. oh and I'm 6'8 if that matters.

everyone talks about the last supper and forgets about the last brunch where jesus said "let's put the benedict in this benediction lads"

happy easter everybody, mix your holiday traditions responsibly

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The JD Vance arc: 2016: Trump may be Hitler (derogatory) 2024: Trump may be Hitler (complementary) 2028: Trump may have been Hitler (ambiguous)

Grace and Leon complement each other: she's autistic; he's sawtistic

wait. how long has this new recipe been in the market. im scared

it's called ace attorney cuz the only body getting loved by these lawyers is the body of law

that one annoying person who comes to represent a concerning cultural trend? you mean the synecdouche

RIP Mark Twain, you would have loved Shania

now seems like as good a time as any for someone to invent free unlimited clean energy

The lack of Sanrio stores is why we're at war.

who doesn't wanna get souped-up from time to time

gonna assume daily pentagon briefings are just this with ever-growing numbers until proven otherwise

POV: you're interviewing the aides wearing trump's gift shoes

Can't spell Galaxy without gal. Happy Women's Day.

see if you can spot the other countries who reportedly meddled in the 2024 election who are not being bombed

Trump is a pedophile, that's the reason why. Its all distraction. All of it.

Silence only tells you what you've been buzzing about underneath all the secret silence, the buzzing of everything. It's a whisper's whisper. But you are just not a whisper's whisper horse understander

It's Wagon Wednesday so I died on the Oregon Trail.

There was some weird shaped clouds in the sky yesterday and when I told my dad to look, he said, "yeah we're in the matrix dawg". And this is now my new catchphrase.

[burt bacharach voice] what the world... needs now... is geeks, not freaks...

dr. robby: who we got here paramedic: adult male, 33, blunt trauma to entire body, broken nose, signs of electrocution. local PD arrested him last night. dr. al-hashimi: is that a staple in his groin parademic: there's two more in his nose and posterior. claims a kid named kevin did it.

me when It Happens

General strike includes jokes. We're seriousing today.

You should be outraged that our president is a pedophile and the government/media enabled and hid it. We need a cleanse of the whole system. These people need to be locked up. All. Of. Them.

starting a saxophone-led band for the upscale music market. sax fifth avenue

It really does feel like being the Wicked Witch and trying to convince Oz the Wizard is a fraud.

The real Silent Hill is just Congress.

does this collapsing biosphere make my ass look big?

everything is terrible so look at my red velvet flower cakes

It's terrorism, plain and simple. Killing Americans because your weakling pedophile president told you to. Theres no "reforming" ICE. Every democrat needs to read the fucking room here. Complete abolishment.

ICE agents are all fucking criminal bastards. They deserve to be treated like the nazis when this is over. No "i was just following orders" you scumbag cunts should be shamed for life.