LMAO

Best part is when it cuts to Vance pretending to enjoy it, and you can just tell he wishes he was watching Jenny Lewis play a bookstore instead.

Don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Keir Starmer should step down, but if he could kindly allow Mr. Marwood to finish tying the knot first, it would be appreciated.

In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

I have owned this poster for 25 years and this week is the first time it's properly come out of the roll and been hung on a wall. Absolutely worth the wait.

The Palace of Westminster can find true fulfillment as the world’s largest Wetherspoons

@ukparliament.parliament.uk Dear sirs, I believe we can resolve this issue for you at a much lower cost of approx £25k and with no need to move members of the houses. Yrs, Mr R. Catesby et co.

First poll Starmer has been ahead in for quite a while. Starmer knew about Mandelson. Now he must resign.

Awesome video where Donald Trump poos in his pants.

I can't stand this melon-headed bellend.

Rafah was a city for over 3,300 years. We all witnessed the systemic destruction of its people over the span of two. Who we were during this time cannot be separated.

Reminder that Elon Musk and Jeff Epstein won't see your mocking posts, but your billionaire friends will! 😔

elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by

This fucking sucks

Wow. Looks like shit.

New acquisition

The trouble is that if you start going after stuff like "radicalising old people in the UK by telling them a bunch of right wing lies" you would probably have to admit the problem predates not only AI but the literal internet. And that's awkward.

We are governed by credulous morons who believe in magic robots.

The need for so many men to understand every issue through the lens of a children's ball game is continually baffling to me. Why are you all so obsessed with this rubbish?

Looking forward to the other parties reacting to this by promising to ban all fun 😆

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

He ain't gonna do shit about fuck. Not with Steven Miller in his ear like Grima Wormtongue.

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Wow. So shock. Very surprise.

Wake up babe, we're doing social murder again.

Absolutely fascinating video by The Slo Mo Guys on how Nintendo’s Virtual Boy produced its images in 1995. It involved two mirrors and a single LED strip moving so fast, the guys had to film it at over 1,000,000 frames per second in order to see exactly how it works. youtu.be/jW7M8H99x7Y

This slaps.

Everyone seems very confident that this is Trump backing down, but it could very easily just be him saying he's gonna offer Denmark some money and then carry on as before when they say no?

A Dem called Heinrich proposing to shift $900squillion from the Sturmabteilung to the Schutzstaffel because they are local fascists instead of national is beyond parody.

oh, they 100% know what he meant, they're just reporting what they prefer he would have said

Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.

God, Starmer is such a bore. Who is this attack line supposed to impress? Mondeo drivers from the 70s? People who sleep in a nest of torn up daily mails like a racist Eugene Tooms?

RIP president Donald Trump who has died after one of his old man sharts made him slip on the plane stairs, fall all the way down and then explode.

me when the morning coffee hits earlier than usual

Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/

In the UK, the Home Secretary always has to be an evil brown woman. She also has to have a terrible haircut that looks like a joke.

History rhyming harder than The Sugarhill Gang right now.

You can’t invite that Russkie devil to our genocide club! He’ll see everything! He’ll see the big board!

Some people say Keir Starmer has been dealt a bad hand. We're still in January and he's already signed a defence deal with Palantir - knowing full well how unpredictable and dangerous the US President is. We're way past the point of giving pleading appeasement speeches.

There are only about 120 people in the country who actually like Keir Starmer and think he's doing a good job, and yet somehow every single one of them is in Zack's replies.

This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵. The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.