what a lad

Hoes mad

I look forward to this happening and will celebrate when it does, by which I mean the book being released.

3 years since I released my last album. I am incredibly proud of it, but did absolutely no promo because my mental health was in the fucking toilet lol. Anyway, it slaps. It's the soundtrack to an imaginary video game. You can listen at www.snackcube.co.uk

The biggest takeaway from this graph is that six of the seven most unpopular prime ministers since records began are *the last six prime ministers we've had* Does this look like the politics of a functional democracy?

3 years since I released my last album. I am incredibly proud of it, but did absolutely no promo because my mental health was in the fucking toilet lol. Anyway, it slaps. It's the soundtrack to an imaginary video game. You can listen at www.snackcube.co.uk

This prat needs to go back to being chased by ghosts and eating white dots in a maze. The political thing is clearly not his bag.

So Sonic's the fastest thing alive, literally faster than the speed of sound, but Robotnik can outrun him? Erm, ok then, Sega.

Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson 's forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed Jim Caviezel Won't Return As Jesus for Mel Gibson's "Resurrection Of The Christ" Jim Caviezel will not return to play J

China is falling behind in the use of Opium, says British East India Company chief

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

same vibe

Our political class is full of thoughtless people who break things they don't understand or value.

Bringing back hope. Leader Zack Polanski makes a powerful case for taxing wealth not work in the Green Party's new party political broadcast.

Give. Me. My. Module.

None of this seems good for our country

Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive

Tell me about the ‘coming apocalypse’ and i will tell you that it is already here.

next time the president disappears for a few days we should all say he's jacking off, so when he resurfaces instead of saying "im not dead actually" he has to say the other thing

dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead man dead

This is going to keep getting used until the American people find some maturity.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

I'm always doing this.

The Onion: Which one are you again? Carpenter: Of the two very short pop stars under 35, I’m the one who acts like a horny 56-year-old stepmother rather than a transracial infant. 💀

Will this startlingly extreme, punitive and nasty bullshit unleash the good vibes of amity and brotherhood, me for the Guardian

The appropriate response to this one - yet again, about Bolshevik traitors conspiring with Them to pollute, undermine and presumably overthrow the nation - is to ask whose Kampf this is, and: is it mine?

Mum’s Fruit n Nut going missing and me having chocolate all over my face does not mean I’m the Fruit n Nut thief.

I think you're just not allowed to print the words "he's a useless, horrible cunt" in the newspaper tbh

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

We can solve the problem of blueskyism by adding a "lol" button to every skeet.

the duality of man

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

Nope.

Leaving aside the ethics, stuff like this only works if your opponent feels an obligation to be morally consistent, which right wingers never do. They will happily create categories of "good" and "bad" illegal immigration if it serves their ends.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

"Ok Reinhard Heydrich, nice plan with the camps and that but one question buddy - how you gonna pay for it? Ooh, bosh, owned! Yeah." - Keir von Starmer, Wannsee, 1942

this exists it is called thinking

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

The Trump admin has been targeting trans people, but there’s no new verifiable information in this report, just a single unnamed official who “feels” like trans people could be labeled Nihilist Violent Extremists. In his previous reporting Klippenstein has misunderstood the NVE label, it’s for 764.

Welp. Now they have their reason to round us all up. Thanks cis people for downplaying things and saying they weren’t going to genocide trans people.

The boomers raised me to think that racism was both immoral and stupid and now they're mad at me for believing them

This Week's Onion Magazine:

if you want to amuse yourself for a few minutes post a mild criticism of the platform on Mastodon the Social Media Network and gape in amazement as the sort of people who demand CWs for pictures of food try and insult you

He was a fucking podcaster. It would have been absolutely cuckoo bananas to consider a national day of remembrance for Michael Brooks back in 2020 and I loved that fucking guy.

I certainly notice that a lot of important people cannot tell the difference between a display of overwhelming might and grandeur, and crawling on your stomach like an embarrassing fanny for the chance to kiss Donald Trump’s ballsack.