I want to go to there

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

Guess I'll post this again

Public spaces and transport should be gorgeous and well-made and full of nice things that people can just vibe with, it's good actually to spend $60 billion on one tube stop instead of whatever AI data centre slop generator awfulness

I have no idea what's real any more.

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That old stick about the Roman Empire, and how the actual sign of the collapse was a bridge falling down and nobody coming to fix it.

Quick question for any history buffs out there: what happened last time a sclerotic king slapped together a huge armada in a fit of pique? Did it go well for him?

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

me scrolling past your low effort humor and silly little jokes

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

The vibes are not improving, are they

I think about this tweet every day

also: gravy jones' locker

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

Shrooms 2 just dropped

new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight

One of the main causes of the 2nd American Revolution will be lack of access to healthcare that the rest of the world has. Not just due to cost, but because of vested interests preventing people from having game changing stuff like this, or the mRNA cancer vaccines.

Which views the BBC considers unacceptably political in its presenters is particularly telling, isn't it?

FINALLY I will get to see Sleeping Beauty woken up by Baloo splooging on her face while the Dan Castellaneta genie from Return of Jafar puts stuff in his anus nearby YESSSS!

What's in your library? Behold - here is Beowulf next to some lizard man with 2 penises.

New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

I really hate the cutesy-washing of the spooks at GCHQ. These people should be shunned and ostracised, not setting fun puzzles and jolly quizzes.

More warmongering bollocks from the BBC here. They are desperate to convince you that Russia, a country which can't even defeat *Ukraine*, is going to start an open war with the whole of Europe. It's nonsense.

Do not travel to the USA. It's unsafe for anyone without a US passport (and many with!). You risk imprisonment, and potentially death once the next phase begins.

Yes, again, none of “democracy or freedom and equality” are compatible with systematically destroying a subject populace of non-people who have no rights, that you have conquered and now rule over and murder with total impunity.

i have a hot take which i've found most of my professional cohort hate which is "it's not the smartphones or social media specifically, ubiquitous _wireless_ high-bandwidth low-latency internet access on net enabled more harms than benefits"

The WI and Girlguiding have been pressured to exclude trans women – yet the law is clear as mud | Jess O’Thomson

A woman in Saskatchewan needs surgery for a parathyroid issue and is being offered MAiD instead. There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere. This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying 🧵

Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year

All of this is fascism. And not early stage either. This is the embedding of the Right Wing Daily Mail press consensus as the absolutely unshakable common sense of the UK state. Made possible because the "left wing" party has abdicated any kind of moral position on it.

Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts" Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

I hate the police so goddamn much

Retired ghost train animatronic Streeting said: “I’m so nervous. What if he picks up? What if he’s seen this ADHD thing and gone ‘Attaboy, Streeting! Why don’t you come to the White House and play a round of golf with me and my friends? They’re your friends now, too, Wes, and so am I’?”

Isn't that just called "joining the army"?

"A Native American tribe that was displaced by the establishment of Yosemite National Park is getting part of its lands back. The land transfer, from Pacific Forest Trust, is considered a major milestone for Indigenous cultural and land restoration in California."

People like this - I believe the technical term is “spiteful cunts” - are the only people in Britain who are truly sought after and pandered to, because this third or so of the electorate are the ones that will vote for crackdowns, cruelty, belligerence, ignorance and idiocy.

you open a tin of sardines and each sardine has a little edible hat

There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.

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Today the news will be about the government's proposals for juries. Please read this thread so as to be informed about the actual practical problems in the criminal justice system - problems which will not be solved by this misconceived and illiberal tinkering.

The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.

The rule with government ministers is: you can tell what type of fox each one is, by looking at which henhouse it has been asked to guard.