On April 15, 1955, a tiny to-go hamburger joint named McDonald’s opened in northwest suburban Des Plaines. No one except for its Oak Park-raised owner Ray Kroc may have believed it would become the 2nd-largest fast-food chain in number of stores in the world.

This Family Pulls Tabs

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Teenage Riot Weather

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Digging around our code history is not disproving my theory that we added DocumentDB because we thought it stored documents...

Took me a while to figure out that the flare gun metadata lat/long matches Inverness

Watching Illini basketball

🏔️🐴Oh great Tengri, show your favor to the illustrious Brad Underwood and his mighty band of giant Balkan Janissaries as they face down the dogs of puny Connecticut

You’re laughing. They’re making Teenjus and you’re laughing

ICE OUT JB

When I pick up Henry today I'm gonna post the older kids unintentionally Biblically-accurate butterflies and you're all gonna love it

Cooked! By My Own Son!

I believe they are American citizens.

Power Automate rage post

From here on in, it's one battle after another

@lizroonjohnson.bsky.social do not get any ideas to combine these with me and Rosie

Forgot to post (watching Illini basketball)

Lady by us is yelling Trump Blows... CHUNKS

Vvv confused by a pro-BRICS flag out here...

Enjoying some high blood pressure (watching Illini basketball)

Happy Opening Day Cubs fans! ⚾ Your new favorite game day accessory is coming soon to ventrachicago.com/purchase/

This is my sixth year posting this

The glove will grow until morale improves

Like the post, the glove must grow

Baby's first unaligned memory access

Zvonimir Ivisic poster slam, as called on Croatian TV:

Waiting Illinois basketball

happening now: a group of interfaith leaders + immigrant/worker rights advocates are holding a press conference in evanston to demand a local real estate company scrap plans to lease a private prison to ice. the event is part of a nationwide day of action against chicago-based highlands reit.

Microsoft stop making it harder to find your core applications from the splash page challenge: impossible

Me to my dog: the flying squirrels aren't real. The flying squirrels can't hurt you. The vv real flying squirrels:

Parquet Courts in a Starbucks ad is vvvv funny

I don't love Astral joining OpenAI... I get it, gotta exit but to them is icky

Here come dat boi

BREAKING: It is time for the percolator at Stratton’s party

Me doing a tiny bit of research into accessibility compliance: (Ace Ventura voice) VPAT produces an ACR ACRs come from VPATs

Kornacki called it! Say hello to the democratic candidate for US Senate: JULIANA STRATTON!

Today is primary day in Illinois! Want to keep up with the coverage? Follow these Illinois politics reporters and elections experts for the very latest

TEENJOB!

“Aw, shit, Lord, now why you doin all that to me now?”

If I could introspect I would stick to C jokes

When Python does introspection it becomes Ouroboros

Election Day is tomorrow! Use our Cook County judicial election guide before you head to the polls. Don’t forget: You can bring your printed selections — or your phone — with you when you vote.

Buddy Guy is as important a thread in the tapestry of American music as anyone, ever. And just an ebullient, irresistible, unstoppable entertainer.

In hindsight watching Hamnet the night before this in memoriam was a poor choice

Firing isn't far enough. The Burger King should have met his fate for treason

Here is the form to submit the slip. Bill is HB5511 Representation is ‘Self’ Put in your info and file as ‘opposed’ www.ilga.gov/house/hearin...