It's good to use hazmat in python right?

Praying it was just coincidence it was Penguin Week at daycare and they're not that online...

Breaking - Jim Pattison Developments say the sale of their warehouse for use as a proposed ICE facility will not be proceeding

I'm sorry, C++ is absolutely cursed compared to C. Take me back

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

Me to my dog <in the tune of Time To Say Goodbye>: 🎵Time toooo go outside🎵 🎵You need to poop and peeeee🎵 🎵You haven't moved off the couch all daaaaay🎵

No one, absolutely no one: My 7-month old son scooting himself headfirst into the corner of his crib: this is the ideal sleep position. you may not like it, but this is what peak snoozer performance looks like

@jerrified.bsky.social Dear Sir Honored Labeler, I humbly submit this post for my application:

Typical American consumer, always buying new instead of updating their priors

I have no fear <Recommending sorely needed hardware changes but realizing I need to maintain compatibility> I have 1 fear

If I knew more about currencies I'm sure there's a way to turn that top half into a joke about Harry Caray(rip). Let's get some runs!!

Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.

The sun will rise tomorrow and everything will continue. If you’re safe at home now and need to unwind and breathe, looking for a cushion, might suggest settling in and watching CASABLANCA. Timely and timeless, with a cast that includes many actual WWII refugees. We’re going to win.

Good news for people suffering an infestation of bath Corgis. The cliffhanger the last leaflet left you on is resolved.

What if it grew his hair like a Chia Pet?

In the early decades of the 20th century, electric trucks were popular in American cities. Large fleets were operated by businesses like Chicago retailers Carson Pirie Scott and Jewel Tea - the second of which began in 1899 as a tea and coffee delivery service and later evolved into Jewel-Osco.

#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino. The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...

It's good when removing a USB drive freezes the entire oscilloscope right?

To Senators @durbin.senate.gov & @duckworth.senate.gov - Refuse to vote for any appropriations bill for DHS that fails to rein in ICE & CBP and protect our communities! Indivisible Chicago joins Indivisible IL, Indivisible Evanston, Soy City Indivisible, Capital City IL Indivisible in this letter:

Looks at my lock file after adding the aws-sdk-s3: Good God Lemon

Fernando "F-Bomb" Mendoza

"Got a miracle, lost anyway" feels very Catholic-coded huh

Absolutely lame as hell that you can win in sudden death on a field goal

Bar owner pouring everyone Malort

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, KAKAROT

"Lord, if you're listenin..."

Lol reaIizing I have to use async

Stabbed! By Tortilla Chip Behind My Tooth!

Dr Manhattan: It's 2025 and my phone cannot still share videos correctly across platforms

--dangerously-skip-permissions

DePaul beats Marquette with Cheese Grater Guy at the game.

man i don’t even like football but this is cool

Going to see Pavement this summer. Will report if it hits different as a dad

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Douls

Seeing an all numbers commit hash is off-putting, nasty commit hash

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Sad Utopia wasn't here for this Bears win

Ruining the family mix playlist listening to Dennehy on repeat

The playoffs are alive on BlueSky, the official app of sports. @dennycarter.bsky.social

Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."

Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.

Man, it is very unfortunate we beat www into everyone brains and then years later we insist on running sites off of the bare domain

may magic frog bless u this day

The constant, simmering background stress and anxiety I felt when they were in Chicago this fall was unlike anything I had ever experienced. They fucking suck.

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