Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.

“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”

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Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

Fucking morons like Kitty here are why independents like myself and some former Maga/Republicans don't vote. These fucking idiots attack people like @kaylan.bsky.social after claiming they are for people leaving the Republican party. Dems need to check their house or you'll continue to lose support

in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein

Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day to all who observe and celebrate. @cookiemonster75.bsky.social

We are Monster Cookie. We love music, monsters, and cookies. Sometimes we bake. 🎵👾🍪

@monstercookieband.bsky.social Thanks for the follow! Can't wait for you to post music and cookies 🍪😁

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

Alex Jamieson @deliciousalex.bsky.social #NotADragQueen

Transgender people deserve to dictate our own lives and futures. No court decision can change who we know we are.

Just some premium fash on fash violence here. Suck it to my veignssssssss

> I wake up > trump says some shit > I fall asleep > russia tries to kill me > I fall asleep again > I wake up > repeat

Facts matter.

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just released this devastating video highlighting how strong the No Kings protests were in comparison to Trump’s empty birthday parade. This is amazing. #cdnpoli

A rogue president with a loyal DOJ isn’t unstoppable, unless we act like peasants. Courts can stop him. States can sue him. Whistleblowers can expose him. But it takes all of us, loud, sharp, fed up. Power bends to pressure. So push. Hard. Clean House with your votes, or get steamrolled. Our call.

LAPD, NYPD, Chicago PD, the National Guard, the Marines, they oughta be locking arms with the people, not turning their backs on ’em. These protestors ain’t the enemy. They pay the bills, they serve the coffee, they're your neighbors. Not Putin’s puppets. Protect them.

This account was fat shaming people on Twitter last night so I called her out. This is what she decided to do, come here and deny my daughter’s existence. Some people are crazy!

@fionnmaccool.bsky.social You found me 😁

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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This timeline is so fucking ridiculous. I hate it here. newrepublic.com/post/193725/...

NEW: The Supreme Court took 6 months to decide immunity, but just 6 days to effectively strip the rest of us of due process. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-corrup...

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Good. Keep us in the dark. Best of luck to orange Shitler. Every nation should conceal Intel from the USA. We are a sinking ship being captained by orange Hitler and a DUI hire. KEEP US IN THE DARK.

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

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Girl Scouts supports transgender girls and works towards making a safe space for them. 🏳️‍⚧️ Keep that in mind when ordering your GS cookies. 🩵🩷🤍

Surprised or not?

Canada just signed a trade deal with Ecuador so the orange juice options will increase now Florida Oranges aren't being bought. Oasis is a Canadian brand in the mean time and Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic. (posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)

As an old white dude I have to ask why does it seem like it’s only women who have the balls to speak truth to power….thank you Bishop Budde, thank you Kamala, thank you AOC, thank you Liz Cheney

You just have to look at this to see what it is. And if you’re explaining this away, then you’re an asshole and probably a colossal piece of shit.

Hope this helps.

BRILLIANT!!!!!

This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.

Boycotts against #Amazon, #META #Facebook #Instagram, #Snoop, #CarrieUnderwood and #GoldmanSachs are gaining momentum. Have you dumped these people or services? 💙

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Why do the krassensteins share an account like one of them got caught cheating? 🤣