there's something I don't like about "weapon-based" fighting games in which 95% of the weapons are futuristic thingamajigs and abstract concepts, it should be primarily types of swords or just stick with unarmed martial arts

ever been in a long parasocial relationship with just some random person? like not even a popular online figure, just someone who seems cool and funny and has similar interests so you casually interact but they never reciprocate in any major way

there should be a doordash for someone to come over and clean your teeth for you

LRT I'm reminded of when I did a satirical tumblr post of those accounts that would make little game gifs but try to be super formal about it with strictly formatted exhaustive citation

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Shakashuri Blowdown

if MGSV were made a bit later at Kojima's current studio with his full level of creative control it would probably be mostly the same except Miller would have lines like "Boss, you came back for me? I thought I was a... lost Kaz."

arguments over if the next Devil May Cry should focus more/less/drop entirely Nero/Dante/Vergil all seem so absurd to me. literally just continue everything 5 was doing, ALL the characters very fun and lovable and deserve screen time

"You are sick af if you find Luigi attractive"

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Yoshitaka Amano has a website up where you can view 3d approximations of some of his most iconic illustrations. If this isn't an argument for making a FF game that actually looks like his key art i don't know what is yoshitaka-amano.com/arcane-canva...

We'll receive the first draft of the Japanese translation of Chapter 5 next week! Meanwhile, we've been polishing the game and doing some preliminary internal bugtesting on PC. Heavy bugtesting across every console will happen when the Japanese translation is done.

You know what. Marth lose the shorts too. It’s a pussy out kind of smash

white rural conservatives have been whining about us supposedly wanting to take away their whole lifestyle and culture that at this point we should. like fuck it, let's explicitly make taking away your truck, fishing, beer a political platform if that's how you're gonna act.

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Feel the rain on your visor. Tread lightly around Volt Forge or you might get zapped. #MetroidPrime4: Beyond is available on on #NintendoSwitch2 and #NintendoSwitch.

beginning to dread the inevitability that the replacement for Discord that I've pined for for nearly a decade is just going to end up being a carbon copy of Discord and everything that sucks about it. basically twitter/bluesky all over again...

I never even watched Community but I think a lot about the pencil named Steve bit, it manifests over and over in online fandom culture, stretching our limits of empathizing and projecting when given the bare minimum elements of storytelling

how and why did we ever get some Square-Enix developed Mario sports games and can those conditions ever be replicated? were them and Camelot performing a RPG/sports soul transfer ritual?

Commission work done for @dogemario12.bsky.social Tiffany makes a devastating blow to Morrigan #fanart #pixelart #spritework #anime #manga #Boxing #punchout #crt #CAPCOM

please give this soundtrack a listen but be warned, do NOT let it trick you into thinking Origami King is a game worth playing

"conspiracy theories" are now just anything a person of standard cognitive ability can assume from casual observation

but what are the twitter diehard babies gonna move the goalpost to now

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

interesting, why am I way up here but nearly all my mutuals and followees around this lower cloud?

Of all the treasures in my video game collection, the rarest might be a Nintendo 64 controller with a functioning stick.

As every year, the winner of the Super Bowl will be determined by which team’s fan base prays most fervently

a lot of games with spiders offer an arachnophobia mode toggle, I think it would be fair to ask for something similar in Edmund McMillen's games for all the poop

guy who thinks the term is "behemothly opposed"

Pre-Order The Super Mario World Day-One Edition Game for The Super Nintendo Entertainment System System and start out with 1 Free Super Mushroom in the Reserve Item Box and x3 1-UP Mushrooms

Instant mood improver

elections between republicans and democrats can only ever be decided by who gets more out-incompetenced

Full patch note: squeakross.cool/news/article... (It's lengthy!) And another great news, we've partnered with Jupiter and made a Squeakross X Logiart Grimoire Bundle!! store.steampowered.com/bundle/65522/

watch the old jerry beans cm real quick before you scroll by

I do not much care for this era of square-enix artists.

Now that some time has passed since Game Key Cards have been on the market, has anyone noticed them being discounted more, less, or at about the same rate as typical physical games? if it's at least the same, I'd say their existence is a net good. it means we get digital games at aftermarket prices

No Duskbloods in today's Nintendo Direct, but at least we still got a sign of life for it today, assuming it will release within a week of this.

that Direct was spiritually keighlian

every argument against this seem to come down to "but it didn't become the standard, so all the games not made for it are awkward to play!", yeah obviously. everyone learned to type with qwerty, that doesn't mean a more efficient keyboard layout shouldn't have become the standard

the demo runs great, looks kinda rough in some spots but seems like a totally acceptable version of the game, but I highly recommend turning lens distortion and chromatic aberration OFF for a more crisp image quality, it just seems to make the whole picture fuzzy

the first company that simply applies translation patches to previously unlocalized old games and doesn't act like it's a big special deal we should pay premium remaster prices and kissing their toes for has full access to my wallet

Gotta say ending the direct on reheated Toddslop with a sprinkle of genocide is one hell of a choice, though.

I really enjoyed this video, a great overview on coding for these old consoles. Makes me want to release Pixel Pup for the Pokemon Mini. It's important I release it on all of Nintendo's obscure consoles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Mg...

from what I can tell of the discourse I'm catching wind of today, it would seem the people who performatively refuse to learn how to cook and refuse to learn how to emulate games are having a learned helplessness-off.

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand

“In Duskbloods, you can SLASH…SHOOT…..AND JUMP your way through dangerous encounters!!!”

notice how it's a "partner" showcase. nintendo really has fallen to the nonbinaries...

Thirty second commercial. Opens up with children in the 90’s with their Gameboy. Then the next gen. And the next one. Until it has people on their switches and phones while the pokemon are real. This describes every pokemon ad in the past decade. Give me five million dollars