if your website needs my birthday to register and you're not auto-inserting the slashes for me on the sign-up form it's a signal that you don't respect my time

Cozy Dolan

Getting a minor surgery and they're playing "Lonely Roads" in here. Help, I'm trapped.

Brandon "Shane Baz's Ceiling" Young

Now that it's mostly children I think tarps off is funny.

I think every media person who has spent the last 3-4 years warning everyone that AI is a scam should, when the bubble bursts, get one billion dollars each to run our normal businesses for the next 1000 years. seems fair.

Given that it's June, this is prob the best way to interpret this image.

If I was one of those guys who goes to events dressed up as Jesus, I would give out packs of Reese's Pieces and make everybody call me Reese's Pieces Jesus.

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Tight

I cannot stress enough that this is what everything was like, everywhere, for like a year.

lol

whenever I see USMNT I read it as US mutant ninja turtles

Eddie Murphy biopic but it's just about the time he tried to be a musician.

If you ever wanted to see an abridged version of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Nights Dream that also features songs from David Bowie, Elton John, and Queen, that's happening this weekend (& next) at Baltimore Peninsula.

Here you go, endless uses for this bad boy

Remember when Prince came out with "Screwdriver"?

Air to Ground Message: PLEASE NOTIFY CAE OPS. WERE COMIN IN HOT AN TAE CAPT HAS TA POOP Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #a5f3ac4c026 F: #f04717d4573

Woman has the balls

Remebering ⭐️Curtis Mayfield⭐️ who was born on June 3, 1942, and passed away on December 26, 1999.🎵🎶🎤🎸 #BlackMusicMonth #BlackHistory #soul #musicsky youtu.be/6PCblJMtIfE?...

when arsenal win it's because zohran mamdani supports them and when arsenal lose it's because kier starmer supports them, know the rules

"Teenjus" is one of my vocal stims

Me explaining to anyone who will listen how I just really like Keith David and everything he’s ever been in, even the bad stuff, because he just seems to always be having a good time and I’m glad he’s getting a star on the Walk of Fame because good for him.

We are no longer "back" until further notice

Brett Michaels and Milli Vanilli having a better grasp on politics than the guys that did the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Flo Rida Georgia Line

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Sorry Tom, you're not a headliner

Worst possible situation to inherit as a pitcher

This betrays a lack of understanding in how muscle works.

I thought this was about pitchers hitting. That would have been something

baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

I became a SABR

Samwise!

31 innings of baseball in two days, what other team gives you that kind of value?

🐄🐄🐄

Cedric is returning to the yard tonight

We can’t escape him (derogatory)

logging on to bluesky

COYG

I want us to win the next two games but it's also important to me that cedric mullins gets 6 home runs.

Turned on the Clevland-Cincinatti game and saw two bunts in a row.

Professional at-bat from Mullins

Cedric Mullins fans feel me on this one.

Nats look like a fun team to follow. Must be nice

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