There’s that post-season Judge we know and love (to see strike out with the bases loaded)

Okay but Luis Gil is fine

As a millennial who feels this way, I’m smart enough to keep that thought to myself

Being happy makes for bad music

New sidewalk art in the neighborhood

33 percent of my waking life is spent waiting for a computer to load

O’s are bad. Ravens are bad. Trump better think twice about invading Baltimore cause I feel like we’d start the war.

vibes low in Baltimore bc all our sports teams suck, time to declare a city wide state of emergency and draft young men to BUILD THE REDLINE, heard this is legal and the city is actually obligated to do it so we can have one win

$283,333 per game Meanwhile James McCann has put up 0.9 WAR in half a season playing for the MLB minimum in Arizona Why didn’t Elias bring back the guy who played an entire game with a busted face for this team?

Baltimore friends. What’s your jazz bar recommendation? (not Order of the Ace, we don’t eat atlas)

I'm caught between feeling nothing and really screaming wtf.

planting trees on greenmount ave this morning with treekeepers and midtown baltimore and folks keep driving past honking and shouting "ayyyy" at seeing us planting trees here 🫶💚

Fellow MMCC participants: this also applies to Curio products

Just a reminder that if you ever visit an Atlas Restaurant Group location you are putting money in the evil Smith family's pockets

I didn’t read the article. But fuck The NY Times for this headline clearly trying to imply that Baltimore is too dangerous for the soft Yankees

Um, the new utopia would clearly be called “Greater Chicagoland.”

Baltimore! Check this dude and his absolutely incredible face out! I’m sure that face has lots of stories to tell and if you listen closely enough, this old guy will tell ‘em. And he sure could use break, y’all.

100%. These guys are nothing more than numbers on a spreadsheet to this front office and it makes me sick.

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Ate so much Bonchon I feel intoxicated

Freddie Gray was chased by cops and died in custody and they fucking justified it by claiming he had a pocket knife. And then people wondered why there was a fucking riot in Baltimore.

Oh boo hoo. When you do stuff like this, the allegations are the allegations for a reason. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

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This is the happiest I’ve ever been to read the word toes.

Welcome back, Tyler O’Neill. Here’s a called strike three at neck-level

I hope the orioles’ 2026 city connects are a Ravens cross over

My favorite bumper sticker

Wanna learn some wild "tea" about wealthy Baltimore institutions, think seriously about historical reckoning, AND help me pay rent?? Come on the new "Baltimore's Confederate Shadows" tour soon:

All I’ve been thinking about today is there are too many people who call themselves liberals who would have condemned what John Brown did

Since when does bluesky have bookmarks?! I’m just noticing

he's fun

DAM! We love to see it!

Tonight I’m reminded of the relief I felt when Rush Limbaugh died. The amount of pain that man caused and the misplaced anger he flamed is unfathomable

I’m personally a pacifist but I begrudge no one for using violence in the fight against injustice on the side of the oppressed

My man, what do you think John Brown’s Raid at Harper’s Ferry was?

Tbf to Worley, the article didn’t say that Worley said the BPD would work with the Nat’l Guard. He said, “We’ll be guided by the city law department as to what we can and what we can’t do” I pray the law department will stand up to the guard

from one of my all time favorite @citationspod.bsky.social episodes: “What is and isn’t ‘violence’...is largely a function of proximity to power, and whether or not quote unquote ‘violence’ challenges or serves the interests of the status quo.”

Get fucked, Baltimore's Worst Anne Arundel County Resident

To do what sir?! Violate people’s rights?! Mob City about to remember where it came from

DAM!

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain," portended the condemned man in his final note, slipped to a jailor on his way to the gallows, "that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood."

Uh…Ji Hwan Bae is bae 😍

baltimore gives BPD over half a billion a year and yet throw their hands up and say 'nothing we can do' about the constant onslaught of dangerous hit and run drivers. pathetic agency

Walking tours still cost only $15 tho

Ok, since I missed seeing a post in a timely manner, here’s a Baltimore City jury duty PSA: if you can’t make it, it’s fucking inconvenient or you just missed it completely, call the jury office to reschedule at 410-333-3775 m-f,10-4. It’s no big.

I’m new to taking the Gold line regularly. Does anyone know if this is normal Gold line behavior? (Long headways, not picking up passengers)

You wouldn’t know this, but I’m a woman, so I’m framing things I know as questions so you feel comfortable

After waiting for the bus for 20 minutes it just passed me without a second thought