Not to be hyperbolic but I feel like the season actually could have slipped away if they lost that game. Onto tomorrow!

Adley, Sam, and Pete. All the other can fuck off

If they lose this game… I’ll most likely watch tomorrow.

I love how we have to empty the tank to beat a very very mid team. We are a very very very mid team. This is just what it is.

Toss this stupid fucking team in the ocean. Absolutely pathetic bullshit baseball.

I fucking hate this team

Was that the only swing and miss pitch that whole inning for alcantra?

Let’s knock sandy out in the first please

What an AB

i'd recommend re-watching the Ken Burns Vietnam War doc... so many eerie parallels to this current war. It's sad - but unsurprising - how we have just failed to learn lessons from the past.

My wife, who knows nothing about baseball, after I describe the situation, says “that’s pathetic.”

Batter up, assholes!

This baseball team feels like Elton John sticking his head in the oven as a cry for help. I’m ashamed of them But also just concerned.

I deeply love this team but I’m starting to factor in other activities between 6-9pm in my day. This is just not something I can keep doing to myself.

Does Elias have weekly meetings with his boss(es)? Like how does that go? I hate this shit so much.

Pathetic. This team doesn’t deserve our money. Boycott

This team 100% fucking sucks. They are not winning anything this year. Absolute bullshit pathetic baseball.

How many times in cam schlittlers life do you think he was called shitty Hitler?

Don’t swing at this pitch.

That should’ve been the end of the ending. This is bullshit. I hate these fucking guys but also this is bullshit.

I Mean we suck but you can’t win when you give the Yankees extra outs. Judge was out on that pitch.

Adley, you’re a smart hitter and you remind me of rookie Adley. The rest of these fucks can fuck off. Alonso I like you too.

Shorten up the bat and put it play you fucking assholes. Jump on the fast ball, it’s all he’s throwing. Once he settles in, we are fucked.

I’m in a shitty mood so I’m going to unload on this team throughout the night.

Guys, I’m usually pretty optimistic when it comes to the Orioles, but this team feels like they kind of fucking suck

The Yankees are obviously really fucking good, but it does not feel like the Orioles should be this fucking bad

this ump is horrendous. he's missed like several strikes for gibson today

Fuck this

Team is not playing well but I’ve gotta say, we got Basallo for a bargain. He’s such a natural hitter. Dude could be on superstar trajectory.

ok im mentally checked out at work rn. LFG

the obligatory LHP reliever for Gunnar- time of the game

idk how you get outta that against a solid offense but ill take it

ill give them this, they like to keep it interesting/terrifying

ideally you don't want alvarez at bat representing the tying run.

it's soooooo nice to have some shutdown relievers for once.

two of the cheapest hits of all time.

“You [Elias] build baseball teams the way computers fuck, you know that!?!?”

This is not a fun team to watch.

This play only works when the majority of people actually like you. Otherwise it’s kind of just like, what else is on tv.

Uhhhhh. What a difference twelve hours makes lol.

If this is our ace, we ain’t going very far this season y’all.

Always speaking too soon 😮‍💨

this is a really good way to end the week. go os

everyone will hit a hr tonight, dudes

that was a beautiful recovery by brandon young. dude looks more and more like a starter.

adley is the strange dude who just happened to be amazing at baseball. he is the hero baltimore deserves.

big sam

lololololol

suck dick, red sox

gunnar motherfucking henderson. lets just blow these assholes out, please