I might make an infinitesimal fraction in tech of what Marc Andreessen does, but: 1) At least I’m building real things. Actual physical machines that do stuff. 2) I have a normal shaped head.

hearing shit like this is crazy because if you've ever been unemployed long-term or have been close to someone who has been it's just a miserable and sad way to live and nobody actually wants to live like this

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

ken sent me this please enjoy

this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies

The boys will be aiming high tonight

If Jones wins it means he has a mandate to put Republicans in camps. Listen to the voters.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

the nuance of hot wife versus hotwife

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Woke up today to the news

oh, you know the ones

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

He should have died in The Hague.

A lot of people are sharing articles about how to stretch your food budget or cook like our grandparents did to survive. Our grandparents lived through the Great Depression. If we’re having to resort to what they did… things are much worse than folks are willing to admit.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

genuinely think the first point in any convo about ADHD meds should be that 1) ADHD is linked to increased rates of brain degeneration, and developing dementia / Alzheimers & 2) taking ADHD meds slows that rate of degeneration to the same speed as peers without ADHD

"We have a great product that really works. Now to find a spokesman and aesthetic that's synonymous with 'feeling and being chill.'"

barking lot

Me in like 3 years

Ball so hard they call me nutsack

An Air Canada flight right now

To anyone who matches with Fuentes on Grindr: I’ll contribute to your bail fund

“I was wrong but now you have to forgive me because I’m personally moving past it” is the most burgeroid apology I’ve ever heard. Extremely America-coded behavior.

After reading this post, it was revealed to me in a terma that JB Pritzker is an emanation of Padmasambhava, destined to subdue and pacify the incarnate demonic energies of Mar a Lago and bring about the flowering of the lotus of enlightenment in America.

what if the omelas child has bad vibes or is unpleasant to be around

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

no one has ever said this. no one has ever even experienced it as the sort of passing thought you immediately bat away because it’s disgusting

Someone needs to take this guy down a peg

ok but to be honest if someone actually transitioned purely cause they felt like it was a trend they wanted to get in on that would be cool as hell? like yeah, use that bodily autonomy, fuck around because you feel like it

yall ain't ever been on the struggle bus huh

i wanna suck the baseballs i want to make the baseballs nut that's how you all sound, to me

Gaines loves being a loser. It’s so nice she wants to do it twice.

it will have to work hard to be funnier than Conservapedia but I have faith

despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better

parallel: "the problem with trans women in women's bathrooms is men pretending to be trans to go into bathrooms" once again, your problem is not trans women it is men and i am not sure how the issue of male rapists is relevant to whether transition should be covered by insurance