I did at one point notice that something was going on with the place I used to buy batteries at

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

Objectively hilarious that Hakeem Jeffries engagement is sandwiched between "short porn" and "Cum Whores"

See also: nine-year-old me playing Age of Empires

very interesante to see the inverse of this

Putting the Secret Service's nonsense framing aside, it's a pretty cool discovery. Those black boxes are SIM gateways which you plug sim cards into and they act like virtual cell phones. They then route the access over the internet so people can use the sim cards from anywhere in the world.🧵 1/3

Lmao you want me to waive moral rights? Ok dudes here’s ownership rights to STUXNET 2.

Bluesky is like the funniest middle school classroom ever but then there's 10,000 vice principals in your replies after every joke telling you to go to detention

Getting a talking to from HR for asking the office Christian if I could have their salary after the rapture

I too chastise myself by referring to myself as the royal "we."

no surprise

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

the happy little giggle after he pulls off the pot one, dudes rock so hard

Ethnic pogroms and daylight terror, torture and death in camps, save your lectures on the strength of this regime until we find the +50,000 humans, thus far, who have been disappeared under the colors of our flag. Reparations and justice will be the proof of their weakness, nothing less.

okay AI controversy aside, just talking as a nerd for a second: this is such a cool paper

it's better to think of the useless centrist 'expand the tent but only rightwards' media people & politicians as blockers paid to occupy space that could otherwise be utilized productively by a serious person. their opinions are pre-approved by their donors and will never change

I CAN’T with the Sephiroth posting anymore dude can someone just stuff these dorks in the reeducation lockers already.

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

I think everyone wanting to fragment into a bunch of small niche isolated sites effectively smashing collective community when it's needed most is kinda bad, actually.

"dudes rock" is for the butches, actually

Call her the field of dreams because the way she built got me coming

Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.

if I had a time machine I would use it to explain this skeet and all relevant context to Benjamin Franklin

Stark contrast between LA elected officials who were nowhere to be found on the ground and the multiple elected officials in Chicago gulping teargas with the people they represent.

Simply baffling from a mere self-preservation perspective.

This is not the behavior of an administration that intends to peacefully transfer power at the end of its allotted term.

sex workers told you censorship was coming but ya were too busy calling us dumb whores

Liberals now feeling what it has been like to support Palestine in the US. Every word twisted. Loss of job for a simple opinion. Taken off air for a monologue. Lists to target you. Employers harassed. It feels endless, coming from all directions. It only gets worse from here

shot chaser

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I think ABC thinks they found a compromise that doesn't really cost much and I think they're wrong

This really is the final expression of "libertarianism" as it is practiced in the US today.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

Pritzker: "Everybody should be saying that ABC should reverse their decision."

Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE

This is precisely the problem, the refusal by centrist elites to differentiate between challenging ideas and debunked lies. It's not "challenging" to hear that black people are stupid or gay people are degenerates, it's just wrong.

i feel like the end result of this is not a hybrid regime, it's the bottom falling out, and rolling the dice with an amerimaidan, which woof

I just hate the way our society views the homeless. I’ve been homeless before and that shit ain’t easy to get out of. Ppl aren’t on the street bc they want to be. They’re not less human than you. And you could easily find yourself out there in today’s world. Have some compassion.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Dawg, what

Somehow this dude is infinitely more annoying dead than he was while alive.

ok he stole this from dril

cant believe that this is the first-ever time that liberalism has been ill-equipped to stand up to fascism. crazy stuff that nobody could have predicted

Good evening everyone except Dean Withers