I get that Democrats want to be the Good Government party but their concept of what constitutes good governance is incredibly warped.

you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

Pretty much expecting the US government response to concerned ships to ultimately land on “c’mon just cross the strait, what are you? chicken?”

Holden Bloodfeast

Print(“I am alive”)

Why are we in a “race” for AGI when it’s already right here?

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

When we have the power to we need to ensure justice for Epstein’s victims, but people really need to grapple with the possibility that the Epstein Files might not be the ace-in-the-hole to removing Trump from power that we thought it would be. It sucks but that’s what the realpolitik is pointing to.

Caspar and August book a flight!

They don't want rice, they want to endlessly critique rice

Pizza Pizza

I can’t help but love this shit man. It’s like Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure meets the WWE Attitude Era. It’s so endearingly stupid. Unironically haven’t been this invested in a storyline in a long time lol.

Family annihilation is basically the model for what republicans have planned for this country.

Aristotle was right about natural slavery

the interesting thing to me is that...like...direct action, protest, voting, they're not at *odds* exactly. You kind of need each lever to effect political change. Be suspicious of basically anyone who wants to take one of your tools away.

Why is trans lesbianism so hard dawg 🫩🫩🫩

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

Everyone talking about conservatives squandering cultural influence and I can’t help but wonder if they even cared that much from the start? They’ve been trading soft power for hard in foreign affairs, why would domestic be any different? They traded “the cruel kids club” for ICE and Palantir

The gringo leaving my body during the half time show

HR Giger art be hitting different when you start Prog

Those tauntauns are praying to Mecca

If there’s anything that’s going to stop America from returning to a respected place on the world stage, it’s this dynamic.

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

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[Dave Ramsey voice] rice and beans

Ok now get them fighting about pup hoods again

dudes rock

If your campaign depends on collective tongue-biting to succeed, it was doomed from the start.

This video by @bennjordan.bsky.social is highly relevant here

When you go to a job you’re not out at yet and scared to it’s less the Sunday scaries and more the Sunday “I don’t want to be around anymore”s

Well well well

When there’s a will there’s a stancil

The penguin video is genuinely the most unsettling thing any of the hijacked government accounts have posted imo. Like the 1488 posting is obviously evil, but there’s just an *exceptional* detachment from reality on display with the Herzog penguin thing. These are the people with the nuclear codes.

They gave Anton Chigurh the white Monster

People are right to be incensed, but there are more names to uplift. ICE killed an immigrant man named Silverio Villegas González in Chicagoland. He had children. Victor Manuel Diaz was kidnapped in Minneapolis and died in ICE custody on January 14. Their names deserve to be repeated, too.

I do feel like at this point the options are shutdown or Amerimaidan

Don’t crow at me about how this risks a civil war. We’re already there. Time to square up.

Walz needs to deploy the national guard and expel ICE at the end of a rifle if needed, there's simply no other solution here

Really don’t like the roaring, raging return of acceptable-for-progressives homophobia

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

Had my egg not already cracked I’m pretty sure the goth baddie na’vi from the new avatar woulda done it ngl

A white boy in motion tends to stay in motion

One year ago :D (technically belated by one minute lol)

Still not convinced that Scott Adams didn’t just fake his death like Krusty the Clown.