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Why do the poors get to use the same moon as the rest of us?

I’m not afraid to say what everyone’s thinking: Your electricity and water bills are skyrocketing? Too bad! We need data centers more than we need you poors!

I might get hate for this too but I bought an Artax.

Wow big news for @hedge76.bsky.social

Covid get you sick? @assbott.bsky.social

Very worried about the hentai virus

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kickass rotations with ace SPs or oodles of prospects and a docking station of some sort so you can record sounds and I got my copy of OHM for my little shovel for weeding and for those reasons, i’m out Doing Things so I’m muting this thread, see ya lata, playa :(

On Twitter they’ve got Grok and there’s even Anime Grok who will e-mate with you. How about you, @assbott.bsky.social ? You ever e-mate?

Who wants to see me suck Donald Trump’s dick? cc @assbott.bsky.social

Is he dead yet?

Place your polymarket bets on wha happens to Giuliani fast, folks…

Wow - so many tasteless jokes about Giuliani and RFK Jr hasn’t even eaten him yet. Have some class.

My electric bill the last 2 months: negative 80 cents (sold 80 cents of electricity back to the grid). Battery plus solar panels are awesome.

sorry hedge but the constitution says you can’t have a ticket comprising two old ladies

Alito’s opinion is astoundingly awful - the Roberts’ court will go down as the worst SCOTUS since the Great Depression. America is a wreck.

Lmao - Alito’s opinion says that racial relations in the south have improved so much that the VR Act is no longer needed to ensure democratic representation. America is a joke.

big bad puberty daddy

One reason I love Jimmy youtu.be/WOa8aqo9QM8

Kimmel should wear a Be Best shirt and a MAGA hat every night and make the same joke about Melania over and over again

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

Following trends and I will be getting a ballroom to protect me and my family.

I learned on Twitter that it’s the fault of Bluesky - you folks are to blame for the political violence. Shame on you.

It’s all because of late night comedians - Kimmel, Myers, not Fallon (he sucks) - their jokes have caused it all.

Argh…still over 2.5 years of this shit to go. Why, America, why???

Joe Gallina - ''If you could tell Donald Trump anything tonight, what would you tell him?'' Jasmine Crockett - ''Grow a spine and stop being Putin’s hoe.''

Mike Vrabel fixed his marriage in less than 48 hours #alpha

atheist, ate hot dog is a pack of marlboros

Frank Underwood going full hog for the Epstein files, STAY IN LINE to get something that got used in media or on TikTok or something and got caught, this is how I pictured trump's second term

True Love Waits the ‘Videotape’ treatment and deserves all yr love and his friend was an #Atheist

If you don’t know this song, listen to it immediately - a masterpiece youtube.com/watch?v=PtDG...

@hedge76.bsky.social look who's got dem dancing feeties for dem sweaties 😌

Watching Michael Tracey threaten to fight real journalists in front of a DC Hampton is the kind of content you just can’t get on this website.

There is no explicit Constitutional prohibition against fist-fighting in the parking lot of a Hampton Inn, so it's hard to see why liberals are laughing at Michael Tracey. by Jonathan Turley

There’s nothing quite as infuriating as working-age adults playing tennis during the middle of a work day. Im a bitter person.

Oh hey!

(deformed, withered penises)

Getting a lot of use of this one over on Twitter

I blame monotheistic religions giving penises more rights than vaginas.

Penises are responsible for so much of the world’s evil.

I love Animal Crossing. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

You really really REALLY have to read the whole thing.

i will never vote for gavin newsom but i’d vote for AOC

🎶Waiting Watching this guy He’s dressed like a slob It’s 4 o clock He’s such a cock Such a cock Voting To fund ICE And MAGA bullshit Now that’s not nice He’s supposed to be A GD Dem. A GD Dem Can’t trust a Fetterman Can’t trust a Fetterman🎶

It’s now been over 5 years and watch this: person, woman, man, camera, TV. I should be the GD President of the United States. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

If I had one wish and it would come true, it would be for the Oxford comma to be universally applied. I doubt I’d ever be sad again.