Elon Musk @assbott.bsky.social

Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do

Yes, it’s time to j/o in a sewer.

I just murdered a cockroach the size of my thumb, and I have man-hands. Please clap.

Bilabial: someone with 2 labias. Wow!

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

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I am only assuming that I know what the word “bilabial” means, and I refuse to look it up because that word makes me laugh so hard. @assbott.bsky.social

Hey @nytimes.com - Games are making me smarter. I learned the word “bilabial” from spelling bee today. Thank you.

Chicken jockey! @assbott.bsky.social

It’s true because she shows bush the entire movie

Imma EAT the groundhog. How you like me now???

Pam Bondi: Americans can have a little child porn, as a treat www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...

@nasboat.org he’s right

kermit did 9/11 to sell you

@hedge76.bsky.social well well well who’s that second account listed

I love it when assbot RTs horrible things like this

Melania’s unkempt bush. @assbott.bsky.social

Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…

Kudos to Chappelle Roan’s tremendous work today in proving she’s a mammal. Only mammals have nipples.* * spoiler

Pop music will be replaced by AI and it deserves it because it’s trash.

@nasboat.org you sunnovabich!!!!

He’s changing into his “WORLDS BIGGEST U2 FAN” onesie rn.

Squid Games, but with people who appear in the Epstein Files. @assbott.bsky.social

President Trump is mentioned in the latest batch of released files on Jeffrey Epstein thousands of times, The New York Times found. The mentions include unverified claims, as well as documents that had already been made public. Here is what our review of the files has found so far.

1. Whoever @nasboat.org likes best. 2. Whoever @urbanelevations.bsky.social likes best. 3. Whoever that bastard who posted that Vedder’s voice makes him want to die.

I, too, am staunchly anti-Veddetarian. I can only hope @hedge76.bsky.social will one day realize the truth of the matter.

I guess they are pretty upset. For some reason.

America, the world’s first pedocracy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, this is so . . . unsurprising. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...

Elon Musk is a pedo-bro. Wow. Not super surprised but it’s fun to see if exposed like this.

😂😂😂

did bobby kotick and howard lutnick get my email yesterday re island #'s? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

The one thing I ask of #atheists is that they take time to pray for our president and other elected officials.

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Bari Weiss @assbott.bsky.social

I don’t say this lightly. I’ve given it a lot of thought. We’ve got to nuke Chuck Schumer.

Haha wow crazy anyway the country is crumbling

Bari Weiss is making a joke out of all of you.

Chaya Raichik, who runs the social media account Libs of TikTok, has spent the days following Alex Pretti’s killing doxxing ordinary working people — teachers, nurses, school board members — for speaking out against federal immigration officials or expressing sympathy for Pretti.

From Melania the movie which led to the mass yelling and j’ing/o leading us to all get thrown out.

The Justice Department is bracing for a new wave of resignations in the Minnesota federal prosecutors’ office over recent immigration enforcement efforts in the state, sources familiar with the matter said. https://cnn.it/4tbrG6Y

Not to spoil, but the best scene in Melania, hands down, was when Donald was banging Stormy while Melania was squeezing out Baron.

Insanity at the Melania screening today. When she said “chicken jockey”, everybody started yelling and j’ing/o in the theater until the ushers came in and kicked us all out.

“Artax dies.”

“Melania has a patchy bush”

Cool! www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Yikes. @nasboat.org