Zeldawiki tries to have mainpics be from the latest game so Link is currently represented by the sleeping child from the dimly-lit Ocarina of Time remake trailer looking like he's Yamcha crashed onto the webpage

Over two-hundred years ago, there was a man, almost as bungling as you...

did you notice how luscious his thighs are on his model, got DAMN #dislytefanart

You don't get the full picture of Guy Gilchrist if you just read his Nancy comics. His other comic, Nights Lights and Pillow Fights, had an entire arc about how important the 60s were but with all political context removed. The ultimate boomer view of that decade.

If anybody ever wanted a $150 14 inch tallfigurine of Tony Leung's "In The Mood For Love" character do I have news for you

Mtn Dew A.M. (2012-2013, 2015-2016): A blend of classic Mtn Dew soda and Tropicana orange juice. It was originally sold as a limited-time breakfast drink at Taco Bell, before returning two years later, exclusively at Applebee's restaurants.

I see we're all rediscovering that kelsey grammer is just frasier irl and also that frasier irl would suck actually

FRASIER: Niles stop being so gauche I simply wish to serve at the will of the republic. NILES: The last will you served at was your ex-wife. FRASIER: Niles you will NOT leak my and Lilith’s script of The Marquis of O! MARTIN: As I recall your playwright prof called it “The Marquis of Oh Brother.”

catch of the day

Excuse me. I was so absorbed in thought, I just drifted away.

Doodle for @cheruxide.bsky.social !

tony hawk's pro skater 2, magazine screenshot, playstation (2000) archive.org/details/game...

And, you have the capacity for... large shipments?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 26,1965

ascii art (circa 1997) web.archive.org/web/19971222...

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

It began here. It will end here. Have you any parting words? Or would you prefer to skip the speeches, and get to our business. You are the challenger here, after all. So to you goes the courtesy of the first blow.

“Good heavens, John! Call someone! ... The entire basement looks dry!”

The Cincinnati Post May 09, 1916

Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*

Enchanted items are completely reliable. They always work. But the more skilled the enchanter, the more efficiently the item uses the magical charge of its built-in soul gem. Unskilled enchanters quickly exhaust the power of items they use.

Beano #1143, June 13, 1964

The Modesto Bee March 24,1917

the stripe zone

You are too valuable to destroy. I will spare your life.

Fat dogs are never satisfied.

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

Nice day, hm

is that her proper name