i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

man, my birthday's really sneaking up on me

Evolution Worlds (Sting - GameCube - 2003) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/7919615...

That game you bought on steam last week is 80% off now because of the Autumn Sale

print ad, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (1995) archive.org/details/elec...

"A bit deerivative if I may say so myself"

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined

THE MEME IS REAL

saturn fan, magazine, cover (1995) archive.org/details/satu...

not long !

My Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds character suggestion is Mine surfing on the Hospital Bed Daigo Extreme Gear:

With Eric Adams dropping out, let’s remember the craziest low-stake moment of his time in the spotlight: when he named the concert where Curtis Mayfield was paralyzed *before* getting to sing a note as the best concert he’s ever been to. From a 2021 Vanity Fair interview:

With Eric Adams dropping out of the mayoral race, let’s take a moment to remember one of his most unintentionally funny videos

Its insane that American politics now more or less revolves around infrequently passing a single comically large overstuffed money bill instead of like... normal legislation

I collect pictures of dogs who look like they’re being interviewed on the news

Out: body count In:

The goats bleating can lull a man to slumber.

LOL "I spoke to the governor, she was very nice. But I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place... www.kgw.com/article/news...

Owww

My man….!!!! 👍

Groan.

Beano #1166, Nov 21, 1964

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

Does your owner know where you are?

Peter McCarty

I wonder, did those clothes come with the stink of poverty, or did you add that yourself?

Don't look now... it's that freak again 🫣

wow I didn't even know there was a conspiracy theory about the magical healing beds from elysium being real is that the whole thing, like the conspiracy is just that they exist but The Man is hiding them from us

Nature is healing

Sorry, I'm broke.

Man, I hope my funeral isn't an enormous gaudy rally full of people barely disguising their glee at being able to point at an airbrushed t-shirt of me and go "SEE!?!?" to the other side of the culture war for the next 1-2 weeks before everybody moves on to a beanie baby with pronouns or something.

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Confused about who the dog from this weeks page is? Their introduction into my work was really normal!

Geralt died

fb ads crazier than ever

Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery

ティラノサウルスがおやつをくれたよ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: The T-Rex gave me a snack.

Stuff like this really gives away the grift that AI advocates are entirely about promoting use of the tools rather than any actual usable output, because they prioritize using the broken output over engaging with even the most basic of image editing - adding legible text to an image.

silence, trans women who talk like that because of homestuck. a trans woman who talks like that because of xavier: renegade angel is speaking.