"What if you could customize your gaming experience" We had that. It was called Polycount, and you learned to use a cracked copy of 3D Studio Max to make a Homer Simpson player model for Quake 3

Hmm.

This is some shit they'd have the Honey Nut Cheerios bee wear for an edgy rebrand

Babe wake up they’re trying to sell the Cybertruck as the new technical

Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!

I resent beauty, perfection, and all of its false works. With every fiber of my being, I rebuke it

Black Mirror episode where a woman discovers her boyfriend has been betting against their relationship lasting on the prediction markets and becomes determined to spoil his bet.

Screaming

Doodle for purriwinkle!

Demoolition Man (1993)

Burger King Dill Pickle Chicken Nuggets (2021-2022, 2023): Burger King nuggets, but made to taste like pickles, using a briny batter and dill-infused breading. Sold exclusively at Canadian locations

DLSS on ✅

It's funny. I don't even know you, and already I don't like you.

sometimes it be like that commission for snowdrift.bsky.social !!

he disapproves greatly dot gif commission for @uberotter.bsky.social

"I asked ChatGPT" etc etc I asked Pinky☆ and she said:

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

every so often there will be a swan boy comic that speaks so deeply to my soul that it leaves me feeling both intensely vulnerable and completely seen swan boy swanboy.com by @bransonreese.bsky.social

when someone tries to talk to you in the work bathroom

by signal boosting queer voices

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

The Wikipedia article for Meow Mix is pretty short

Commission I recently had the joy of drawing for @rileethewolfie.bsky.social!

15 Mar 2026

Burger Uni! Looks like he likes it too much

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

for a second I thought he was holding aloft his German Lightsaber

WORLD CUP USA '94

I hunger

Doodle I made at a meeting

My heart is lighter thanks to your words. You've given me kinship, and that is worth more than a thousand swords. Until later, friend.

As you play BLOOD and get better and better, you'll start getting into BLOODBATHING... you know, calling up your friends and going head to head for some frag sessions.