Rain will often turn to hail if it fails to get enough attention

They’re slowly introducing broader concepts to me

why is sleeping good for your body but lying in bed all day for no reason is not. fucked up

Too fast, too strong [Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin] #strugglesofgame

They're playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" again and without DEI both parts are sung by hardcore alpha str8 guys 😈 #WokeIsDead

THIS THURSDAY, ONLY ON APPLE TV mr mayor: that's it! direlog, you and your 'lucky' pig have ruined beaujolais nouveau day... for the last time! you are hereby sentenced to the underspecified punishment me: no, please mr mayor - don't do this! lucky pig: (plaintive oinking)

"attention all bombshell milfs currently hunting with cruel determination for the most successful stock trader in manhattan," I say from every speaker in grand central station, "he is currently boarding the train to poughkeepsie" but it is a recording: I am already gone, on my way to new haven

you can say whatever you want without getting banned by claiming you just overheard a guy say what you want to say and adding 'that's wild' after it. online trick

what is a normal length of time to live in vancouver without an umbrella? is 15 years too long?

i love that they have this segment though because you get to experience for yourself "dragon quest 1 if there was a boat"

hmm i've been thinking about it and if the npc companion talks shit about whatever challenge run you do i think that's good. "ohhh trying to pick up as few items as possible huh samus? you feel really clever when you go around the missile door instead of through the missile door, huh"

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙

"Interesting crumb" — the intelligent ant

I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

lets find out what level i can do a monk/black mage no class change run at

Richter! Grant him your strength! [Castlevania: Dracula X] #strugglesofgame

body slamming a cat and a hairball comes out at four thousand miles and hour and breaks a priceless vase

please picture in your mind how wide a tennis court could possibly be. nope wrong

the sarcophagus will keep the princess completely safe and secure until her caretakers deem her ready - that is, mentally and emotionally capable - to take the throne

feeling stupid rn because i signed up for a job fair an hour away and im only just now realizing that if i find a job there itll be an hour commute every day

[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive

myst 4... not good. sorry to any ubisoft montreal employees following me.

(never said anything about this before and am talking out my ass) Again,

Put it all on Luigi [Super Mario Bros. 2 (All Stars, SNES)] #strugglesofgame

sometimes i feel like i spend all my time grocery shopping. its just never enough groceries.

[Persuasion] What do you think about dialogue choices in games? I’m interested in your opinion. [Failed] Maybe some other time. For now, focus on getting the key to that warehouse.

Sitting in a waiting room listening to two people in their 70s talking about how they used to have to buy chickens and kill them at home if they wanted meat. Just going forever on this. And then one of them said “life was simpler then.” It sounds like it wasn’t!

applying for jobs again

If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.

If anyone's played Anodyne 2...you have played a panzer dragoon saga inspired game!!

At this point there's been enough churn in my followers between twitter and here so most of you may not know this: Not only are pokémon edible, the inside of a pokémon is a perfectly homogenous, smooth-textured material not entirely unlike a forcemeat. There are no bones or organs to speak of.

i believe that somewhere there is a world of ice. there is nothing good there but you have go there anyway

dragon quest 1 is in the air lately, so please enjoy this old blog exploring the development of one of my favorite relationships with a jrpg world map tunditur-unda.neocities.org/posts/2020-0...

introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means

primarily, i'm normal.

There's a powerful feeling when coming across a melancholy town in Angeline Era. The sunlight and song washes over you... I'm excited to share it with you very soon! Please wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...

Fortunately, Google is here to answer the question definitively.

if the weather thinks im going to forgive it for raining just because theres a rainbow now, it needs to fucking wake up and smell some coffee

I'm particularly proud of the old sailor who has a lot of personality packed into very minimal geometry!

Broke: play when you want to play. Woke: play every day to keep up your streak. Bespoke: stream yourself playing every day so that your viewers don't lose their viewing streaks.

im in a coffee shop playing a playlist of mellow indie folk covers of fun, exciting pop songs. so jarring to hear the proclaimers - 500 miles in that style.

Today for one day I will allow New Yorkers to talk about bodegas as much as they want... you've earned it <3

If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows