Never moving again .

I love you, Celebrity Traitors #celebritytraitors

This week I have picked blackberries, met some cows, had a gorgeous Reuben sandwich, and been on a 15 hour bender. Always good to mix the wholesome with the debauched, right?

Good evening.

Went to get the stitches taken out of my shoulder this morning. Got to the room and the nurse informed me that I had a smear booked and not stitch removal. Luckily she laughed and took the stitches out anyway 😅

Accepted for a house but have to move in 3 weeks and having shoulder surgery in 4 days - no packing or lifting for meeeeeee (send help)

Rollercoaster of a week and it's only Thursday. Roll on tomorrow so I can go on my long awaited camping trip with the solos ❤️

The most well deserved appointment of our time

Been off work so long that the only way I can keep track of what day it is is through my Spotify daylist

Postman has been 😍

Mac Miller and a glass of wine while I cook dinner. Things DO get better 🥰

I love the NHS and I will defend it until my dying breath, but waiting for surgery for 3 years and then having it cancelled 3 days beforehand has absolutely broken me.

Good luck to everyone trying for MCR tickets today 🫶🏼

Not being able to go to an event you've had booked in for a year at the last minute is shit, isn't it?

Strands #507 “Chips in” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡 Ba ba ba booooooowwww

Where in shitting crikey is my nose?!

Inaugural Rewatchmen session is go! Series 1 episode 1 of Brass Eye 🥰 Safe to say my Chris Morris crush is back in full force @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social @ceri.io

me at the coldplay show

Panic! At the Coldplay Concert

The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.

Dislocated my knee last week and haven't left the house since Saturday. Screaming into a pillow is the new 'enjoying your summer, anyway. I am FINE.

ONE OF MY SODDING HEADPHONES FELL OUT OF MY BAG WHEN I STOPPED AT A TRAFFIC LIGHT AND CHECKED MY MAPS APP 😭😭😭😭😭

Had to collect my car from the garage on my way home from London, which led to me using a public ebike for the first time, accidentally riding it out of range of any of the bays, and paying an extra tenner for the privilege because I was 1km away from the nearest place to park it.

Finding myself in the situation where I'm holding off on getting signed off work with stress/burnout because I've got surgery coming up soon, but then becoming more stressed and burnt out waiting for the surgery date. May have to bite the bullet and get a fit note. ISN'T BEING AN ADULT GREAT?!

Anyone fancy employing me? My skills include being nice to people, shitposting online, and getting angry about AI "art".

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

I'm so sad I'm not at Glasto anymore 😭

Phone broke, got a shit new one and have forgotten Google login details so have lost all numbers and can't download apps (Whatsapp etc) and am unable to get hold of anyone. (Long story short can someone in Watson chat get Andy to call me)

Charli xcx watching Lorde this morning at #glastonbury Lorde played her new album in full and it was absolutely gorgeous 🥰

Did a solstice. Back to bed now

Anyone have any experience with selling tickets through Ticketmaster resale? Sold 2 Weezer tickets last month and still haven't had the money through 🙃 tried using their online form to chase it and they've not responded and then closed the case saying it's been resolved (it hasn't).

I've packed some clothes and have a tent with enough pegs - can I go to glasto now please? 4 day wait is DRAGGING.

Speaking of current events… www.bbc.com/news/article...

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

God I love the West Wing 😭

🍓TOMORROW NIGHT🍓 Online Free Massive hands What more could you want - tickets at the link below 👇 #CoherentComedy

DOCTOR FUCKIN WHO

Postman has delivered me a shocking confession from @watsoncomedian.bsky.social all the way from Australia. Glad to finally be able to put this whole thing to bed. (Thanks for the airmail @king-trish.bsky.social, you're the best)

Huge

Started watching Classic Who with my eldest (10). His first experience with black and white TV and no complaints so far!

Had a cock-up on the ol' meds again and now I've been wide awake for the last hour 🫠 Plus horrendous neck pain that I can't shift or get comfortable with. Think I need putting down 😭

Selling 2 tickets to Weezer in Dublin in July: secure.ticketmaster.ie/rs/18006164E... Plz buy them so I can pay for other goods and services 🙏🏼

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

Migraine migraine go away, micome migain another day

Damn, girl, are you McDonalds? Cuz I’m gonna eat you even though I know I’m gonna feel sick afterwards.

I've noticed recently that everyone seems to have a story about when they bumped into Bez. The universal British experience.

I Know What You Did Last Supper

High speed train from my house to London when? 4 hour journey home was a bit rubbish today.

Last night was a bit nice