A brilliant second half and a brilliant day! Let’s go @brisbanelions.bsky.social - two Premierships in a row - incredible!

Happy Birthday @harecomedy.bsky.social - I hope you have a great day (pain free dental work included 😬).

Lovely last few days with a short visit to Germany. Had a wonderful holiday. Lovely to see the Edinburgh crew and the Swiss Family.

The Forth Bridge. Weird I can only see two other bridges.

I’ve arrived. Surely one of the best places on earth.

A good game, the second half came alive. So lucky to have such an incredible stadium in Brisbane that hosts these games so brilliantly.

Happy Birthday Walnut Whip Witch @ceri.io - have a wonderful day!

I love a challenge @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #YHCIH Thread 1/32000 1. Michael

Welcome to Queensland @watsoncomedian.bsky.social amp.9news.com.au/article/7114...

Finally, someone admires my personality and good sense of humour. Thanks pretend Joel Dommett. Unfortunately I reported you rather than adding you as a friend as I hate compliments.

Seems they’ve gone in slightly a different direction for the US market launch @watsoncomedian.bsky.social - fingers crossed for the UK launch.

My very clever sister has written a book. She has investigated the gender myths prevalent in medicine and society that undermine many people’s negative experiences of menstrual related symptoms, specifically emotional distress and physical pain. Available now! www.amazon.co.uk/Menstrual-My...

Five years ago today I swapped a 12 pack of toilet rolls for a large bunch of bananas in my work car park. It feels like just yesterday and a lifetime ago all at the same time. The only thing I miss from those days are the lunchtime naps.

I think I’ve become a bit too local over the 25 years I’ve been in Australia. There’s a cyclone coming, I’ve taken the ‘she’ll be right, mate” approach, so if I lose power I’m eating crackers and cold baked beans and reading books for entertainment. Could be a lot worse. Should find my power bank…

The brilliant @timminchin.bsky.social at The Foundry Theatre. An incredible show with some of my favourite songs. Phenomenal to have such a fabulous new venue. Pretty good seat too!

The Company southern hemisphere headquarters in Sydney? @watsoncomedian.bsky.social @matryer.bsky.social @impatientuk.bsky.social

Today is a day when I am a bit over it. The world is going to hell in a hand basket and I still had to work late, go grocery shopping, put the bins out and cook my dinner. I’ve got to wash my hair tonight too. It’s relentless. I need April to be sooner than it is. 83 days til fun things. /whinge

The start of holidays is always signalled by taking off my socks. No socks or proper shoes ‘til Jan 6th. Lovely. See you soon Sunshine Coast.

Stocking stuffers at the post office. I suppose it is only 32 degrees.

Just finished watching Live at 9-5 having slept through the last two hours. I weirdly ‘remembered’ some of it having absorbed the chaos in my sleep. Thanks @matryer.bsky.social @alexprestonpod.bsky.social and the main man @watsoncomedian.bsky.social - a joy as ever.

Happy Birthday @sketchbookflo.bsky.social - have a wonderful day and I hope you get a cursed doll as a gift! This does sound like a threat, but I know you’d love it.

The cicadas are so loud and constant I keep thinking I’ve got tinnitus. The Kookaburras waking me at 5am aren’t helping. Welcome to an Australian summer I guess!

Flying home from Hobart and everyone on this Virgin Australia flight has been knocked out of Whamaggedon. We also got Mariah. It’s the 1st December. Superb trolling by the crew.

My great-grandfather scored the first ever hat trick at Highbury and was a prolific goal scorer for Arsenal before WWI. None of us support Arsenal which is a shame. Not enough of a shame to actually support them though. www.arsenal.com/historic/pla...