Moved in to a new house. Wanted to celebrate with a cold glass of savvy b but don't yet have a fridge. Bosh, nature's fridge. 🍷❄️

Merry Chrimbo 🎄

My baby this week is the size of a Mr Pineapple

My baby this week is the size of a coconut business man 🥥

Brrrrrrrr ❄️🥶💙

I mean, sure, that's one way to demonstrate how big a storage unit is.

🎃🍂🧡

Why do so many clothes for newborn babies have pockets. What is theys meant to be putting in there???

St Michael's Mount 🌊

Met a dog today called 'Legs' 👍

From Paul McCartney's lyrics notebook an image he doodled after the words for The End one of the last songs the Beatles recorded. Four hearts linked by the same arrow.

A BABY (will be here at some point around February) 👶

He's been captured in clay 🧡

AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGHH REEEEECE

Dad's first attempt with his new pizza oven didn't quite go as planned 🍕

Utterly delightful, wowsers in your trousers kind of stuff ✨️🌊🪴🛶🍎💇🏼‍♀️

🌈 W O W 🌈 A perfectly preserved RAINBOW SCENE even after travelling from Australia and being snatched from the postman by my dog.

Intaglio print from William Blake’s series For the Children: The Gates of Paradise (1787-93). More from the series here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/william-blakes-the-gates-of-paradise

I drew a friend's cat. He was very nice 🐈 #pencildrawing #artonbluesky

🐷♟️ #ChessHam #taskmaster

Egg United champions! 🏆🍍🥚 #taskmaster

Life drawing!! (with comedians!)

Mach Fest is sooooo dreamy

I'm at the seaside and found that someone actually is trying to sell seashells by the seashore 🐚

Slay

Cannot wrap my head around what this flyer is trying to advertise. A play? A handy man? The possibility of purchasing random tools?

Aww that’s adorable but I’m pretty sure it’s my sweet rack 😂

Thank u bbs 💗

Holbein at the National Gallery deciding to be a right random little spooky bitch* 🖼💀 *may not be the correct interpretation of the piece.

This week's theme was London Couples 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾 Take a look at the timeline over the last week for full details of these and the rest of the featured pieces.

Inside No.9 Stage/Fright - PHENOMENAL! 🐇

Huge congratulations to Ian Wood, who has won the 2024 Wildlife Photographer of the Year People's Choice Award! 👏 In his perfectly timed photograph, Ian captures the surreal moment an ambling Eurasian badger looks up at graffiti of a badger in St Leonards-on-Sea, England. 🦡

Was chatting to a woman I don't know in the work lift today about dogs (no idea how it started but never mind) and as she left the left she said "Have a good boy" and as the lift doors closed I heard her say "what is wrong with me" so my thoughts are with her today.

Paul, my beloved 💖 #paulmccartney #pencildrawing #artonbluesky #thebeatles

Gang gang beer mat flipping gang 🍻

I will never not be amazed at the intricacy of Jack Frost’s masterpieces. This is the artwork he left on my car windows overnight. It’s a fractal marvelment!

That's got to be Joe Lycett on the left, surely?

Another day, another life drawing class with a near faceless model serving absolute realness lol

FINALLY an answer

A spreadsheet I can share is a clashfinder for @machcomedyfest.bsky.social (spoiler, they're all clashes). docs.google.com/spreadsheets... It uses the same data as the planner sheet, I have tweaked it to be static and publishable. This will update as soon as the website does (<1 hour) (1/4)

Everybody deserves art 🖼

The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???

Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.

Robert Eggers really made Nosferatu 6'2" with a moustache and expected us not to want him.

Me being off work and in bed for days with flu and missing all the NYE fun. Hope everyone else has a fabulously good time 🥂✨️💛

Took advantage of the recent fog and explored a local cemetery.

Spectacular view from the cottage this morning.

At this point i can just recite Hot Fuzz word-for-word.