Might binge Sharky and George.

Live; chatting about extending grafana UI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul5l...

Can you install apps on them?

I can’t explain it but there’s a bit near where I live that always smells like a tuna melt.

Oh yeah

Typical Android user.

Oh I thought it was Mick Jogger because he always wears joggers. But it turns out he wears jaggers.

How much storage do you physically own?

My mate’s mate accidentally took my USB- C cable and I received this today.

Everyone will be like billionaires. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I can’t wait for Anthology 4. #hashtag #beatles

Every time someone writes the word ‘discussed’ I always assume they’re talking about the disc throwing sport. That’s wrong a good 99% of the time.

You can do this with any computer screen and believe me, I have.

The Guardian doing Tinder’s job again.

The album that I made with Mark Watson (Mock the Week, Taskmaster, books and that) is out now. Basically he text me some words and then I did loads of work to make this happen and paid a man £500 to make it loud. So please listen. music.apple.com/gb/album/dre... open.spotify.com/album/0XjLb3...

Hello! In case you sent something for this, in July: there were lots of submissions, more than I imagined, and the project - like so many of my projects - is a bigger undertaking than I thought. With the expertise of @matryer.bsky.social, however, it is slowly coming together.

fesshole: something happened so I imagined that I had the balls/ovaries to do it. I then pretended I did and sent that to fesshole and got the same endorphins without the risk.

Now they’re stealing MY intellectual property.

Over a year, me and my, I suppose colleague, is it? @watsoncomedian.bsky.social did an online choose your own adventure show. (It’s on X and well worth a read.) In one episode, he invented a fake band. One thing led to another, and now an actual album is coming out. music.apple.com/gb/album/bed...

'Dude, don't tell me you don't know about August 21. That's, what can I tell you, it's the day we all gather to eat these shitty herrings which smell like shit. And then afterwards we all release an album.' 'Release...?' 'An album, yeah.' itunes.apple.com/album/id1829...

I’m in a fake band called Robert and the Very Bad Dogs and we have a fake album coming out. (Well the album is real.)

I don’t like baby oil, it’s cruel.

Sunset just now.

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WHO PLAYED THE COMPANY: BREAKING NEWS It's a long time since you escaped from The Company, but this morning when you woke up, something felt... familiar. There was a song in your dream that you almost recognised. You grope around in vain to recapture the melody.

I think Warp has the best git merge experience. It intelligently merges code, and you can even tell it what you prefer from each branch.

Be a monorail operator.

I’m more surprised anyone from Salt Lake City is going to Amsterdam.

We discussed Grafana’s MCP server. Have you used it yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b94...

I saw Oasis. They were brilliant. Cast opened, also fantastic. And Richard Ashcroft supported, also excellent. So yeah - pretty good gig tbf. My mate got me a bucket hat for the occasion.

Had to.

More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge.

LLM agents have made ‘for loops’ sexy again.

My mate at work is adding notification sounds to our Grafana Assistant project and he just sent me this.

Reposting to my global audience for reach. #troll

1 moon.

I found the first The Company trailer. Not sure if this ever made it out, did it?

I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.

This is why I cut my food up before sex.

I hope they’re better than the Impossible burger www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

I was listening to Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits in my headphones. I took them out when I got into the deli. And it was playing in there - at the exact same point. I’m not impressed by coincidence in a supernatural way, but I do find them very satisfying sometimes.

Looks like I’m doing Lulu’s ‘weeeeelll’ from Shout.

Getting started today @gopherconeu.bsky.social with @matryer.bsky.social and Ale Kennedy! #Golang #gopherconeu

Can we put high speed internet directly through the train tracks and up through the wheels please?

I love Midnight Train To Georgia but the song misses one key challenge. You have to be really careful when picking the date in the app to book the 0:00 train.

No, the reason I use ALL CAPS in my email address is because I’m screaming it at you.

Everyone’s been remembering to print their boarding pass at home www.theguardian.com/business/202...

There are a lot of incredibly talented people on the job market right now. Many of my friends in DevRel, OSPO, program management, and engineering are looking for their next role, some have been searching for months. If you’re hiring, please consider sharing a link to your open roles below. TY ❤️

I’m about to do a customer demo, so I really hope this sneeze hurries up. I’ve had a pending sneeze for six minutes already.

We’re very excited about our assistant project - it has already levelled-up my Grafana skills more than in the past four years working here. Private preview signups are open now. (Link in the blog.) grafana.com/blog/2025/05...

Stealing pensioners is always wrong.