I have an AI generated joke but it’s shit.

Google reckons the Mona Lisa is ‘smaller than expected’ but surely that depends.

My sister hasn’t been listening to podcasts because she thought you had to pay for them.

I’m gonna need this to be WAY more judgemental. > You’ve bought fifty pairs of the same ‘effin sock Me: Now I can never have odd socks. > Twat! www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...

Nerds are loving this Traitors dashboard play.grafana.org/d/siqtdwm/th...

Are you a fantastic engineer who wants to come and build Grafana Assistant and our other agentic tools with us? Ahh, well I’m glad I asked, because we’re hiring. grafana.com/about/career... (Or DM for questions)

The algorithms aren’t trying to show you stuff you’ll like, they’re trying to show you stuff you’ll watch.

If Charles and Andrew were born in a different order…. yeah, this is why having a Royal Family isn’t a good idea.

I wonder if Epstein is in the UFO files.

I love Edinburgh.

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I just saw somebody who was EXACTLY ny height. Weird.

This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.

Email search just helped me for the first time ever.

I can’t believe she was the secret Santa.

Trod on a plug. Not a great start.

That time of year when we all increase the number at the end of our passwords.

I don’t get using AI for creative tasks. Thats the fun bit.

We have four hackathons a year at Grafana Labs where everyone can work on whatever they think is important. It’s where a lot of the innovation comes from. As well as some delightful projects like this.

I haven’t seen community opinion drive what we do as much as it does at Grafana Labs. Tell us what actually works (and what doesn’t) in your observability stack. It’s anonymous so be brutal :) 👉 grafana.com/observabilit...

Oh Trump questions democracy alright.

It’s too early for all the Wrapped stuff imo. What if I listen to The Outhere Brothers solid for the rest of December?

I’m not saying @watsoncomedian.bsky.social doesn’t know how to take screenshots, but I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t see his half-naked reflection.

Not another Christmas tree shooting.

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You can now sign up for my detective-story podcast via the below avenues. I'll be delighted if you do that. It's full of talented people. I'm hoping to prove you can build something like this on @bsky.app like we did in the old country.

If everything is top priority, then you’d better get on with some shit.

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The Beatles Anthology 4 is out.

I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.

You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.

In My Life (Take 1) is now available to listen to.

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

Might put the clock back again tonight. Take the extra hour in bed again. Make it a regular thing. See what happens.

Fesshole: whenever my family recommend a TV show or film to me, I avoid it knowing it won’t be for me. We haven’t really seen eye to eye since The Bill.

I’ve just seen a new song appear on Beatles Anthology 4.

I like songs that are relatable. Like this one. spotify.link/YbvLlPftJXb

Ohh some Beatles Anthology 4 tracks have dropped.

Figured out why it got so cold out.

Just measured this and it's exactly twelve inches!

I have two tickets for Aunty Donna at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight if anyone’s interested? Can’t make it due to probably Covid.

Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.

Brian Conley was fantastic tonight as Doc in Back to the Future at the Adelphi Theatre.

“We’re kind of allergic to hype.” — Raj Dutt, CEO of Grafana Labs The #ObservabilityCON keynote is live on demand. See the announcements across: 🤖 Actually useful AI ☁️ SaaS economics reimagined 🔍 Complexity simplified https://www.youtube.com/live/MJXpfFgFCjg?si=2T8e8i7_SpBXqQUl

Counterpoint: it is quite useful having phrases that mean things.

I’m like this but for toast.

Might binge Sharky and George.

Live; chatting about extending grafana UI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul5l...

Can you install apps on them?

I can’t explain it but there’s a bit near where I live that always smells like a tuna melt.