INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

“I enjoyed the torture video.”

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

Seattle sounds like it is under seige.

Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

Choo choo! 😂😂😂

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Breaking News!!!! ICE detained Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro on his way to a NYC courthouse. According to ICE, he will be deported back to Venezuela. aje.io/u4ta7k

This gentleman's analogy encapsulates the pedophile president's blithering idiocy in Venezuela to perfection. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

To be or? not to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUL...

Hi, I'm your 76-year-old airplane.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Tough neighborhood.

Name you fave non-James Bond spy movie.

Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (A seven-billion person hive mind. And only 12 suspects. It's Carole, isn't it? Goddamn you, Carol!)

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”

What happened to my morning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQp...

If you see this repost with your model of positive narcissism.

(IGN walkthrough) before you defeat fascism you have to defeat the mini boss hakeem jeffries

There’s a certain cutthroat elegance in finding and posting Hegseth saying exactly the same thing he’s attacking you for.

YES

I finally realized something about Trump's one (and only) dance move. . .

A movie that takes place where you're from.

what's your sign?

lNo love for the Malört Advent calendar? #adventcalendars

On this day, the Ella Fitzgerald struck a riff and spilled 26,000 tons of scat from Chicago to Motown.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

The scats of November came early this year.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”

If you see this post a vampire who isn't Dracula.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Post you from a different era.

Check out Justice Eddins’ complete repudiation of the Roberts Court here. It’s worth reading in full. It’s quite brave—and exceedingly rare—for a sitting judge to speak so candidly and scathingly about SCOTUS’ partisan contortions of law, history, and fact. www.courts.state.hi.us/wp-content/u...

I am pleased to report that Hawaii Supreme Court Justice Todd Eddins has dropped another total evisceration of the Supreme Court. He says originalism is a fraud—and the Republican justices are shamelessly making up facts and history to impose radical Christian nationalism: slate.com/news-and-pol...

What Disney subscribers can look forward to!

Age verification: West of House I am standing in an open field, west of a white house with a boarded door. There is a small mailbox here. >_

a doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

So what happened with the big 2:00 announcement in the Oval Office?

Why is a war criminal being allowed on US soil? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...