If your see this post you r getaway vehicle.

What are the six genders? Wrong answers only. Left, Right, Jump, Dodge, Block, and Punch.

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword.

Ngl — as this happens more and more, i’m constantly accused of being a robot who wears human skin, and I’m being told by some sites to either 1) use safari, 2) sign into google, or 3) download a captcha app (fuck off archive today), i am not changing my behavior. I am very slowly logging off forever

Post your warning sign.

Post an image from a game you played as a teenager.

Norah O’Donnell is a killer here

I'm not getting gardening done this way.

@realfollowers.bsky.social How many gen-u-ine followers do I have?

If you see this, post a character from space.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

Pinmogged, assbeat-maxxing

Please clap for Schlapp.

Sir, this is a Smashburger.

Saw off the Musandam Peninsula.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only. Glor-findal!

OMG. This era is going to be the subject of soooo many law review articles.

Advertise your account with a gif

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

“I enjoyed the torture video.”

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

Seattle sounds like it is under seige.

Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"

Choo choo! 😂😂😂

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Breaking News!!!! ICE detained Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro on his way to a NYC courthouse. According to ICE, he will be deported back to Venezuela. aje.io/u4ta7k

This gentleman's analogy encapsulates the pedophile president's blithering idiocy in Venezuela to perfection. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

To be or? not to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUL...

Hi, I'm your 76-year-old airplane.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Tough neighborhood.

Name you fave non-James Bond spy movie.

Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? (A seven-billion person hive mind. And only 12 suspects. It's Carole, isn't it? Goddamn you, Carol!)

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man how to fish and Pete Hegseth will murder him.”

What happened to my morning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQp...

If you see this repost with your model of positive narcissism.

(IGN walkthrough) before you defeat fascism you have to defeat the mini boss hakeem jeffries

There’s a certain cutthroat elegance in finding and posting Hegseth saying exactly the same thing he’s attacking you for.

YES

I finally realized something about Trump's one (and only) dance move. . .

A movie that takes place where you're from.