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"I didn't meet you. I absorbed the impact." - Benjamin Cheng #sundaysentence 📚💙

My #SundaySentence this week is an earworm I’ve happily had stuck in my head this weekend, from Paul Simon’s The Obvious Child: 🎵”Well I’m accustomed to a smooth ride/Or maybe I’m a dog that’s lost its bite”🎶

😂😂 IYKYK

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Homesick.💔

Because some scheduler somewhere has sensed that this dream World Series matchup lives rent free in my head.😂

OMG 😂😂

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And, as always, his name is fun to say as well, like a proper poem.✨

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Saturday morning…delicious novel and honeycomb latte.🐝

Oooo…

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

My X account has been reported and suspended for, and I quote, “inauthentic behavior.” (As per an email to me this morning.) 😂😂 I haven’t been on X for 18 months…suspend away, ironic bastards. 😂😂

Baseball after dark 😂

On it, Your Grace. 😂

“I always felt—all wrong…I’ve always felt it is like a scream living inside me…there’s screaming inside my head like an air horn that warns of war.” My #SundaySentence this week from the real heartbreak that is The Correspondent by Virginia Evans. #Booksky

Devestated.

let's see him save some games, let's get weird you cowards

Humbly submitting The Great American Ballpark in Cincy as second place due to this ridiculous deliciousness. #Skyline

This is a solid dude and as I have stated more than once he’s got a name that is so much fun to say I could walk around muttering it like a mantra. 🎂⚾️

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Been traveling so #SundaySentence was lost for a bit, but here are multiple sentences from Helle Helle’s They to catch up…sums up perfectly what wakes me up at 2 am most nights… #Booksky

Pickles on pizza is the way.

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Thursday night at the Hummingbird & Hammock.📚

Have had a head and chest cold since last Saturday which has shut down my left ear (making it not only hard to hear but difficult to stand up/walk around), but I also have a purple hyacinth in my apartment that I can actually smell, so life ain’t so bad.🪻

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can confirm that hunter pence actually does drink *that* much coffee while talking about baseball in front of a microphone

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Orange dreamsicle would be lit…

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Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

THIS. Humanities have added humanity to the best Workforce Managers…story problems for days.📚

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

Awww 😂

“Hi there!”

Anyone who follows baseball knows that Bat/ball boys have an often thankless job. The Phillies, however, made a hype video for theirs, and I LOVE IT.

What time and nature have done to the family farm, part 2: Spring.

My #SundaySentence (or a few) this week is from Andrea Gibson: “Has your heart ever been a hoarder? Mine has. But mostly I don’t keep anything but my word.”

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TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

Power restored. Rain’s started again. That sunshine can be brutal on power lines. 😂