they're trying to get my ass

this guy looks like the fuhrer of whoville

Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises

Hello children. Yes I am the giant Christmas tree. It is entirely safe to be near me. Step closer,

This is bullshit. Literally the second my bouche is amused, they just make me eat a completely different food.

my bio has been "i'm the guy who shot jfk" for seven years, so it's probably that

so i've watched a few nba games recently and so far the team i'm finding the most fun to spectate is golden state. steph curry and moses moody are cool. great logo, too

looking back at this, i think there's a strong case to be made that drake and jack morris cost toronto the world series. these blue jays were a vibes heavy team, and those two guys are like grains of sand in a mechanical watch when it comes to vibes

in my ideal society making this kind of joke would get you thrown in a hole

🎶 Back in black I got a sack It's got my lunch and a couple little snacks 🎶

american christians read ecclesiastes challenge

I think American Christianity should be recognized as a distinct religion. It's not exactly Christian, but has some of the same characters.

aren't you the NEW YORK times? what the fuck are you doing going on about seattle? mind your business

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

smart TVs suck so bad man. buy a dvd player

in case he needed to hear it today, i’m gay for moleman

wrote a little blog post about the 2025 toronto blue jays #bluejays willscoolblog.neocities.org

Togedemaru! #pokemon

as i look at the nba standings page, i can't help but feel the brooklyn nets have a sort of mystique. wildly out of place black and white logo. being called the "nets." currently 0-7. incredible energy

i don't like how much you have to look at sports gambling stuff these days if you want to watch sports

big props to the fanduel sports network for making sure people who can't count can still follow basketball. what would i do without "the diff"

I've been so fortunate to work with Mohammed El Abadsa over the past year. He's such a brilliant and multi-talented person who is caring for his family in the midst of this genocide. Please donate if you can and share widely if not! chuffed.org/project/1548...

sometimes a chord loop is so wonderfully loopable that the song becomes nigh impossible to end in a satisfying way

the saltiest thing i'll say: if the national league had been real this year, this dodgers team would not have made it to the world series. they got to sleepwalk through this postseason, man. yes, i know this reflects on the jays poorly. this was all baseball chaos at its most baseball

congrats to yoshinobu yamamoto for disproving the idea that one guy can't win baseball on his own. this was a jays win in 5 if not for him

it's because they let jack fucking morris on the field

the dodgers' bullpen is so bad that they want a guy who threw almost 100 pitches yesterday to rescue them tonight

tonight is an nba matchup I’ve had a lot of metaphorical conversations about: magic vs wizards

Didn't like last night's loss, but heartened by the fact that it seems like the Dodgers can only win against the Jays on the back of incredibly unlikely events like an 18 inning game or a ball getting stuck in the wall.

schneider is a little too intentional walk happy

the thing about this is that there are so many versions of christian faith that don't presuppose vance's hindu wife is going to hell. but he actively chooses one of the ones that does

oh my god they pulled yamamoto. what the fuck. oh my god

in a world where a reliever could be world series mvp, louis varland would have a pretty good case should the jays win, imo

ah, so that's why they're behind

okay, love to see a couple easy outs for gausman after how hard he worked through the first three

i'd like the jays batters to stop taking on the first pitch. yamamoto is throwing strikes

He barged that

oh NO lmao benson boone in the stupid little pregame blue jays short film! they're fucked!

american national anthem has a better melody than the canadian one. but jesus christ those lyrics are cornball. the singer always gets really excited at "bombs bursting in air" and it's just like...these are a sick people

yeah, i'm pro biblical law. mainly i decide who to vote for based on how many fire sacrifices they're doing. tough luck so far

The things they say about Augustus Gloop are incredibly mean

the dodgers bullpen is like their very own yankees defense

seeing a lot of people saying the dodgers' offense is inexplicably collapsing, but like, this is what yesavage has done to every team he's faced on the nights he's been really on. he's able to make the best hitters in the game look like they've never played baseball before

couch surfing has taught addison barger so much about practical horizontality

getting a tattoo is a deed. in the sense that symbols express meaning you could also argue it's words

get this man some nasty soup

that’s right beg you miserable worm

a second fifteen inning game has hit the 2025 postseason

fourteen fucking innings

if abs challenges had been introduced this season this game would've been over in the 9th btw. because of that call in the second.