"Now the babies will all have 5G" - Craig, rubbing his phone on his junk #ConversationsWithCraig

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is great because it recreates the best part of GoT: two characters hanging out and doing something. House of the Dragon is recreating the worst parts of GoT: the late season epic political whatever.

They aren't called "Cinnabons", they're cinnamon rolls and Cinnabon is a company that makes them.

It's impossible to overstate what a fucking buffoon Matthew Yglesias is

I just saw an ad for tips on how to manifest more money. If you need tips on how to wish for things, go find a very tall bridge and don't be that careful on it.

So I'm looking at the Ottawa subreddit and got a thing saying I might like these other subreddits. They're for three cities I don't live in. Why would I look at the subreddit of a city I don't live in?

It's never been a better time to be a giant blow hard idiot www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Finished Avowed this morning. It was really good. Looks great, really good voice acting, good writing. I'm a big sucker for the Pillars of Eternity setting and this was an excellent spin off. I played as a wizard and am looking forward to going through it again as another build.

I don't care if it doesn't confer an advantage, don't fucking break the rules. Don't be a little bitch about it when you get caught. Compete with honor or fuck off. www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...

Sometimes Fiber One comes in one big bag, instead of two smaller ones. It's worse when it does.

I am eagerly awaiting the return of Mario Monday to Mondays

It must be incredible to be this stupid

I will never vote for Gavin Newsome, for a variety of reasons, one of which is very big.

The best Olympic events are the ones where the commentators are too excited and having too much fun. Figure skating commentators are catty assholes, but every snowboard event has some guy who is super pumped the event even exists. Every mistake is a heroic tragedy and every success is legendary.

Canada sure is at the winter Olympics this year. Gotta fill out the events with bodies, I guess.

I have so little sympathy or humanity left for people who lost their "spouse" because ChatGPT 4.o is gone.

Wim Wenders sure sounds like a fucking idiot here Arundhati Roy ‘shocked’ by jury’s Gaza remarks, quits Berlin film festival | Israel-Palestine conflict News | Al Jazeera share.google/aIQQd9U7RUuD...

I don't like Betty White, Colombo or The Princess Bride.

Quad God fell down go boom TWO times

"You have reached your daily limit for hiding ads." Stop showing me so many fucking ads

Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek The Vic Viper

What a sentence

The phrase "I didn't have this on my bingo card" needs to die screaming

It always strikes me as weird that "I don't like eating this food" is viewed as a moral failing by a lot of people. Is the expectation that you just like everything? That seems insane. I like some things and don't like others, why is that weird?

1440 hours of Elden Ring and I just learned what the numbers in brackets after a skill's FP cost mean

Jack and Diane is one of the worst songs ever recorded

Pearl Jam is the worst band of the 90s

I think "Freddy Got Fingered" has artistic value. I didn't enjoy the movie like I would a regular comedy but watching a purely unfiltered vision of someone like Tom Green with no regard for marketability, conventions, or other 2001 versions of "the algorithm" is one unique experience.

Donkey Kong Country came out 32 years ago and I'm just now realizing that the fuel cannisters in Tanked Up Troubles and Platform Perils have dots on them indicating how much they refill you gauge.

lol see ya, Remedy

Gotta love the smug "I don't agree with anyone's views" defense. Very enlightened and not at all stupid.

My next Final Fantasy: 16 And that's it. I think this actually took 31 days, but whatever.

Homer's Enemy is the series finale of The Simpsons

Only the dumbest, weakest idiots really want to use ChatGPT. People who don't want to think their own thoughts, who can't do anything of human value, and who only feel hate, jealousy and frustration.

I don't know what red light therapy is supposed to do, but I hope it turns out that it eventually kills everyone who does it

Final Fantasy you want remade most: 6, in the style of the DS 3 and 4 remakes

Hot take: On the whole, The X Files is a bad show. The gulf between the good episodes and the bad ones is nuts. For every Jose Chung there's like five Sanguinariums

Kill them both

Favorite title card: FF4

No she isn't

Liking football makes you a worse person

What's the rush, guys? Ontario Liberal Party to select new leader on Nov. 21 share.google/YYQSkQDt8Wsx...

Total Final Fantasy played including remakes/remasters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2, 12, 13, 13-2, Lighting Returns, Tactics, Tactics A2, 4 Heroes of Light, Theatrhythm, Theatrhythm Curtain Call, Brave Exvius, Record Keeper

Pretty much every culture in the world has fried dough, and they all think their fried dough is the best. They are all correct.

The level of energy Chris Pratt and Anya Taylor-Joy don't bring to their voice work in the Mario movies is really admirable. Why even try? Effort is for suckers.

Most difficult boss fight: I don't know. This series doesn't really do "difficult" so much as "gimmick". Some missions in Tactics are difficult, most of the later games have a super boss or two. Let's go with Vercingetorix from 13.

Fallout season 2 started off extremely weak, rallied for a few episodes and then absolutely blew it in the finale

What a colossally bad idea kotaku.com/baldurs-gate...

These fucking idiots. The point of a campaign is to get people to vote for you. If you didn't do that, your campaign wasn't good enough. Also, the "best possible given the circumstances"? Weasel harder you fucking weasel.